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[Cheese Elemental]

Ecael wrote...

"21:41 - Mission Specialist Solus suggests change to plan; when informed plan will not be changing unless parameters shift, Specialist Solus suggests Commander Kirrahe has foreign obstruction in cloaca."

21:47 - Scouts neutralized. Rentola treated for minor injuries. After assisting, Specialist Solus asks if failure to land undetected constitutes parameter shift. Commander Kirrahe suggests operation may proceed as planned. Specialist Solus suggests cloacal obstruction is in fact Kirrahe's cranium.

23:12 - Distraction team breaks radio silence, informs primary team that Weyrloc group returning. Specialist Solus asks whether this constitutes parameter shift. Commander Kirrahe suggests that Specialist Solus is in fact a walking cloaca, restates importance of holding the line.


It saddens me to think that I'll never read these for the first time again.

Modifié par Cheese Elemental, 08 septembre 2010 - 05:17 .

[Markgraf]

Pacifien wrote...

Markgraf wrote...
Grunt's was my favorite. Pretty much tells you he's still a little kid, albeit a violent psychotic one.

I bet he was all excited to learn about this massive predatory race from Earth known as the dinosaurs and then all his happy went away when he learned they were extinct.

Well, guess that's why he started looking up sharks instead.

[casedawgz]

So now we know why Miranda requires a better man than Jacob. She requires a man who is filled with such epic badassery that his very sperm can perform biblical miracles. And only Shepard can fill those shoes.

[7Makaveli]

oops posted in wrong thread...

Modifié par 7Makaveli, 08 septembre 2010 - 05:23 .

[Cheese Elemental]

casedawgz wrote...

So now we know why Miranda requires a better man than Jacob. She requires a man who is filled with such epic badassery that his very sperm can perform biblical miracles. And only Shepard can fill those shoes.

I don't think that's where you're supposed to put it, bro.

[Thorn Harvestar]

I see Liara was quick to hide her own dossier, I see. >.>

[Arturia Pendragon]

Garrus' chat with his sister pre-Omega 4 was rather heartbreaking. He couldn't tell her anything about what he's been up to and couldn't promise he'd be around to help out with his mother's disease (Corpalis Syndrome), and his sister kept throwing that back in his face. Made me feel even more like giving the guy a hug. It'll be interesting to see if his delivery of Collector tissue to the Helos Medical Institute has any ramifications in ME3.... His is probably my favorite.

Miranda's dating site hook-ups (read: attempts to get pregnant) were a nice background filler, combined with the later realization that she's infertile. Adds a lot to her character and may explain a lot of the "ice queen" mentality.

Mordin's list of "Production Credits" was quite humorous and his mission log goes to show you just how dedicated he was to his genophage mission (in case it wasn't already clear enough).

Jack's mother's transcript was pure heart-wrenching.

Legion's gamer profile is pure LOL.

Kasumi's haiku about Jacob.... Are we going to see squadmate relationships in ME3? Hope she likes Blasto and Old Yeller....

Anderson sure does drink a lot.... I guess if I had to put up with Udina every day, I might too.

Tali's suit log is cute, but fits a male Shepard a lot more than a female Shepard. She sure does love using that Nerve-Stim.... Her letter to the parents of Myrr'Jorin was a nice touch.

As I slowly scrolled down the list reading each one, I was kind of hoping to see one on Shepard, diving deeper into his/her pre-service history and psychological profile. Oh well. The rest make up for that and then some.

Modifié par Arturia Pendragon, 08 septembre 2010 - 05:29 .

[ExtremeOne]

PWENER wrote...

ExtremeOne wrote...

Miranda's made me like her even more since its sad to see she can never have kids. Zaeed's was pretty interesting

Then how do you explain this!?



The SB is full of BS. If anyone can, it's Shepard!

   


whats the point of the pic.  you are just like the all others on here who can not deal with the fact that Miranda is a very strong female character in ME 2. 

[ExtremeOne]

Thorn Harvestar wrote...

I see Liara was quick to hide her own dossier, I see. >.>

 


yeah whats with that is Bioware further protecting her as if she is some Mafia informant running from the Mafia that her dossier is not with the others. 

[Spornicus]

Did anyone notice that Mordin played Polonius in Hamlet? I wish I could ask him about that, see if he recites some lines.



And I think I missed something big with Tali's suit log. The only part I remember was "Understanding body language: Human edition."

[-Skorpious-]

Garrus' dossier wins on so many levels. Its tragic, humorous, and badass all at once. Shame Garrus has such little dialogue in-game. =/

[Skyblade012]

My favorite was Legion, with his online activities accounts. And how he got away free with all the enhanced ability stuff, but was caught taunting other players. That's my little geth!



Thane's kill style list was also awesome.

Neck snap

Neck snap

Neck snap

Neck snap

Neck snap

Neck snap

Neck snap

Explosive

[PWENER]

ExtremeOne wrote...

PWENER wrote...

ExtremeOne wrote...

Miranda's made me like her even more since its sad to see she can never have kids. Zaeed's was pretty interesting

Then how do you explain this!?



The SB is full of BS. If anyone can, it's Shepard!

   


whats the point of the pic.  you are just like the all others on here who can not deal with the fact that Miranda is a very strong female character in ME 2. 

Shes my LI, sooo.... up your cloaca.

[Spornicus]

PWENER wrote...

ExtremeOne wrote...

PWENER wrote...

ExtremeOne wrote...

Miranda's made me like her even more since its sad to see she can never have kids. Zaeed's was pretty interesting

Then how do you explain this!?



The SB is full of BS. If anyone can, it's Shepard!

   


whats the point of the pic.  you are just like the all others on here who can not deal with the fact that Miranda is a very strong female character in ME 2. 

Shes my LI, sooo.... up your cloaca.

Since Miranda's dossier revealed she might be infertile, this achievement just became a lot more impressive.

[Eber]

Hackett's because it confirms Bioware are reading up on Zulu's theories about the allience and how Hackett is a Cerberus man through and through. It points in that direction clear enough that anyone who belives it do be so can view it as confirmation.

Modifié par Eber, 08 septembre 2010 - 06:19 .

[AresXX7]

If I'm not mistaken, that same artist has made a drawing of every female character being pregnant.

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Though it makes me wonder why Garrus and mordin kept that thing a secret from shepard.



....Ah crap, it may be because for some reason he doesn't want to mention his sister or his mother to shepard. Poor guy.

[casedawgz]

Tali's nerve-stim program kinda makes her remind me of Kaylee on Firefly.

[Siansonea]

I couldn't even slog through Jacob's, I was bored just by the titles. I was like, really guys? This was a golden opportunity to throw some depth on Jacob, and instead they went with "jock with daddy issues" again.



Tali's was LAME with all the Nerve Stim stuff. Total Talimancer fanservice for 'teh lulz'.



Legion's was likewise quite fanservice-y. Very disappointing.



I guess I liked Samara's and Jack's the best, they seemed to be less "played for laughs" than most of the others. I really liked Samara's final call to Rila and Felare, and the revelation that Morinth's name was originally Milara. I also liked Jack's mother's transcript.



Miranda's was aight, the last one was rather sad. I did notice that in my "maximum carnage" playthrough, with only Kasumi and Morinth surviving the suicide mission, many of the 'strictly for laughs' entries were absent.

[FlyinElk212]

I absolutely love the character Dossiers. By far the best part of this amazing DLC. Hilarious, and lets you get to know characters better.

I've only gotten through Miranda's, Mordin's, and Jacob's. I now empathize a little with Miranda, I'm now officially in love with Mordin, and Jacob now actually has 1 fluid ounce of interesting !

[Jigero]

Things I learned from the Shadow Broker DLC.

Miranda is a Barren Skank
Jack, is a troll and can't write poetry for ****.
Jacob is still boring as ****
Kasumi is a borderline sex offender
Grunt is ****ing adorable
TIM gets alot of tail and will probably die of some kind of cancer
Garrus is a dead beat
Tali masturbates ALOT
Mordin really likes show toons (sexuality is now is question)
Thane is one sappy guy
Legion plays way to many video games.

Oh and also learned that "Azure" is slang for Asari vagoo.

Modifié par Jigero, 08 septembre 2010 - 07:10 .

[MrFob]

Loved the dossiers, tons of fun in there, hard to choose a winner.

I guess, Garrus' chat with his sister was best though, poor guy.



Whoever said Anderson drinks so much should look at the vids he saw before ordering a drink. He has to put up with a lot of crap.



Missing a few profiles. Joker would have been nice, maybe Chakvas, Udina and the counselors.



Ah well, maybe BW will update the database in future DLC, would make sense.

[didymos1120]

I was rather fond of Admiral Hackett's response to a request that Shep be hauled in as a prisoner for interrogation (shouldn't take more than 5 to 7 months...):

Major Antella,

Request denied.

Hackett

Go Hackett!  I owe that guy a beer.

[AresXX7]

Eber wrote...

Hackett's because it confirms Bioware are reading up on Zulu's theories about the allience and how Hackett is a Cerberus man through and through. It points in that direction clear enough that anyone who belives it do be so can view it as confirmation.

I didn't get that assumption, in the least, it looked more like one of two things, to me.

1. Hackett was following Council/Anderson's orders, to the letter, about them leaving Shep alone, as long as he/she operated in the Terminus Systems.

2. He had Shep's back, and was giving him enough leeway, by showing a sign of faith in Shep.

But, that's just my opinion.