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#26
DalishRanger

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Purple Lady wrote...
OMG, I'm now reading in the mind of Mr GAIDER  B) :o :lol:


Quick! Can you get a clear enough reading to tell us some juicy Dragon Age secrets? :devil:

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DalishRanger wrote...

Purple Lady wrote...
OMG, I'm now reading in the mind of Mr GAIDER  B) :o :lol:


Quick! Can you get a clear enough reading to tell us some juicy Dragon Age secrets? :devil:


Yeah! But I'll keep the spoilers for me! His way of managing spoilers has also invaded my mind :lol:

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DalishRanger

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Purple Lady wrote...

DalishRanger wrote...

Purple Lady wrote...
OMG, I'm now reading in the mind of Mr GAIDER  B) :o :lol:


Quick! Can you get a clear enough reading to tell us some juicy Dragon Age secrets? :devil:


Yeah! But I'll keep the spoilers for me! His way of managing spoilers has also invaded my mind :lol:


Nooooo! Curses! :pinched:

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Churchdown Yank

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Assuming this group is tongue in cheek so to speak and ultimately non-violent I've joined! I'm a liberated elf lass.



OTOH if it's wackadoodle, I can probably do that too...

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Maria Caliban wrote...

Poor Varenus, probably had no idea who Lotion is or why people keep on calling him by that name.


I was wondering if Varenus had a secret identity or something..

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Varenus Luckmann

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David Gaider wrote...
If you simply decide that you must create a
militant elven character who would never ever have a relationship of
any kind with a human, then knock yourself out. Demanding that we must
not only conform to your vision of elves but actually provide you with
a romance to suit is only eyeroll-inducing.


It's not really so much 'militant' as it is 'sensible'. Maybe (understatement of the year) you know something I don't. I only have the available second-hand sources. But we know that the elves are basicly facing genocide, even if it's not an industrial one, and that all offsprings produced by an elven-human union results in a human child. Those two facts alone should put almost any elf off at the thought of a relationship with a human. It's not like you have to be a fanatically militant elven radical extremist with genocidal hopes for the human race to come to the same conclusion.
We have a right to lasses!  ../../../images/forum/emoticons/crying.png

David Gaider also wrote...
Sometimes I think this whole jumped-up elven identification thing you have going, Lotion, is just tongue-in-cheek, but other times I think that yes, you must indeed be a wackadoodle.
Don't be a wackadoodle. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/smile.png[/smilie]

Why can't I be both? :bandit:

Sheryl Chee wrote...
Elves. All look same.

Dear lady.
I find your comment deeply offensive in character, not to mention overtly racist.
I have written my congressman with a formal complaint.

Sincerely yours,
Silveric Mahariel.

Churchdown Yank wrote...
Assuming this group is tongue in cheek so to speak and ultimately non-violent I've joined! I'm a liberated elf lass.
OTOH if it's wackadoodle, I can probably do that too...

And welcome you are, m'lady! We must constantly remind our oppressors that we will not stand silent! The we will never accept defeat! There will be lasses and ladies and children, as numerous as the stars!

Quick! A hunger strike! Before they can remobilize!

Maria Caliban wrote...

Poor Varenus, probably had no idea who Lotion is or why people keep on
calling him by that name.

I do not. I do, however, have a robe and wizard hat. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/wizard.png[/smilie]

Modifié par Varenus Luckmann, 26 octobre 2009 - 02:45 .


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Mordaedil

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Sensible minds will know that the game isn't the end of our lives as elves and we'll be able to pursue real romance after the game, no?

I'd think you were one of them, an impatient human. :P

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Ah well. If we are not given the tools, to, well...

y'know...



Then we'd best make them. Mods ahoy.


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Varenus Luckmann

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Mordaedil wrote...
Sensible minds will know that the game
isn't the end of our lives as elves and we'll be able to pursue real
romance after the game, no?

[...]

Yeah. But it'd nice to have a choice. ../../../images/forum/emoticons/pouty.png

Tarreth wrote...
[...]

Then we'd best make them. Mods ahoy.

Yes. Because what I'd really want is a second-class written wet dream by a 16yo fanboy, with no or sub-par dialogue and voice-overs.

Really.

:P

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Rise Scoia´dei? ( from The Witcher)

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Varenus Luckmann

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Stebenator wrote...

Rise Scoia´dei? ( from The Witcher)

I get the vibes that some Dalish clans are already pretty much Scoia'tael already. They're supposedly very diverse, with some camping near cities or alienages, with others living a more 'Robin Hood'-esque life. The amount of cooperation with humans vary.

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_____o_O___ wrote...

I support genocide! All you elves will get yours!


lol  it depends on which character im playing elfs can stay slave for all my human char. cares

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_____o_O___ wrote...

I support genocide! All you elves will get yours!


I support genocide too...The genocide of all humans! Mwahahaha!
 
^__^ Anyway, I know the true reason why there are no female elf romances. All of them...flocked to Zevran! *flocks*

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The injustice is great, thankfully Bioware has included a solution.... elven ****s. Verily! Your duty is clear and surely being an adventurer pays well enough to afford the many many costs of replenishing our beleaguered populationImage IPB

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Churchdown Yank wrote...

Assuming this group is tongue in cheek so to speak and ultimately non-violent I've joined! I'm a liberated elf lass.

OTOH if it's wackadoodle, I can probably do that too...


Yay, we have a liberated elven lass...now to import into game...Image IPB

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All your female elves are belong to me!



That's why there's none to romance /bwahah

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I'm actually glad there's no female elf "romance" for a change. For a species that's supposely aloof and rare and in favor of long courtships in many settings, it's rather odd that in most games there's an least one if not several elven women screwing random men (who are usually not even elves) at the drop of a hat. And there doesn't have to be a "romance option" for every combination of race, gender and sexual orientation. It's not the end of the world if a character -- for whatever reason -- doesn't have someone to hump in a game. ;) Since I dislike cross-species-lovin' quite a lot, I'll just have my elf and dwarf stay happily solo.

Modifié par Korva, 27 octobre 2009 - 05:23 .


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Maria Caliban

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Korva wrote...

It's not the end of the world if a character -- for whatever reason -- doesn't have someone to hump in a game. ;)


It's not the end of the world, I agree.

But I still want them to do so.

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Oh well darn. I'm a human woman and I have a thing for elven males.
I think they are awesome, hot, and sexy.

Bummer....

But then again, there's always Zevran. He can take up the slack - so to speak. :)

*Brightens up*

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Varenus Luckmann

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Korva wrote...

I'm actually glad there's no female elf "romance" for a change. For a species that's supposely aloof and rare and in favor of long courtships in many settings, it's rather odd that in most games there's an least one if not several elven women screwing random men (who are usually not even elves) at the drop of a hat. And there doesn't have to be a "romance option" for every combination of race, gender and sexual orientation. It's not the end of the world if a character -- for whatever reason -- doesn't have someone to hump in a game. ;) Since I dislike cross-species-lovin' quite a lot, I'll just have my elf and dwarf stay happily solo.

It should be noted that in Dragon Age, elves have comparable lifespans to that of humans, due to the quickening.

There are several factors that weigh in as to why roleplaying a elven-human romance as a pro-elf elf isn't really viable. If you don't mind missing out one a part of the game that's gotten a fair bit of work put into it (romances overall) by going solo, well congrats to you. :P

Sabriana wrote...

Oh well darn. I'm a human woman and I have a thing for elven males.
I think they are awesome, hot, and sexy.

Bummer....

But then again, there's always Zevran. He can take up the slack - so to speak. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/smile.png[/smilie]

*Brightens up*

There's no reason for a human not to romance an elf, except possibly cultural issues, I suppose.

Modifié par Varenus Luckmann, 27 octobre 2009 - 10:53 .


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You could always roleplay a polygamist. Have the little elven wife taking care of your brood at home,all the while romancing one of the main ladies in the game.Of Course to be a polygmist you have to be married to more then one woman, and I don't think marriage happens in the game....so then that would just make you a cheating cad.

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maerae wrote...

You could always roleplay a polygamist. Have the little elven wife taking care of your brood at home,all the while romancing one of the main ladies in the game.Of Course to be a polygmist you have to be married to more then one woman, and I don't think marriage happens in the game....so then that would just make you a cheating cad.


Oh no, no, no. My human woman would never do that. If the male is committed (whether he likes it or not), she'll not touch him. No matter what race. Not only Dalish or City Elves have principles.

But my warrior human woman finds human men very boring. She strongly beliieves in justice and equality. Picture her coming across an equally passionate (single) elf. Elven men are hawt. Cultural differences pale in comparison to attraction. Aside from that, saying that all human women are tarts is the same as saying all elves are inferior.

Gawd, (single) male elves are so... envigorating.

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LOL..I was just trying to give Varenus some options...maybe not great options,but you get it..



I completely feel for ya...my elven lady(the avatar) has a thing for dwarves,so since she can't have the dwarf loving she wants,she will just live a lonely,sad, and solitary life.

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I think elfmaids should be free to whichever vocation they choose: exotic dancer or masseuse



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omg reading this stuff is great....btw elves suck and should all be slaves to the superiorty of humans.....



If i was to wipe them off the face of the earth id begin by rapeing their women and killing their children.





Weed. Legalize it already you fcuking morons.