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AriesXX7 wrote...

So...what you're saying is, it's a "sacrifice" for the greater good?

I guess it gives a new insight, to this speech;

“Salvation comes with a cost. Judge us not by our methods, but what we seek to accomplish.”

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Indeed, and he's screwing Illium chicks all the time!

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FieryPhoenix7 wrote...

AriesXX7 wrote...

So...what you're saying is, it's a "sacrifice" for the greater good?

I guess it gives a new insight, to this speech;

“Salvation comes with a cost. Judge us not by our methods, but what we seek to accomplish.”

Posted Image

Indeed, and he's screwing Illium chicks all the time!



He reminds me of Hugh Hefner. Oh man, now everything beings to fit... (no pun intended) that's WHY he's got all the cams aboard the Normandy. Nasty, nasty TIM.

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I wonder what pretense he uses to get into bed with all these powerful women. Certainly not "Hey baby, I'm the head of Cerberus."

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Upsettingshorts wrote...

crimzontearz wrote...

casedawgz wrote...

Well. There's that bit of slang for a regular ol' human vajayjay. "The pink." Azure is a shade of blue, is it not?

Maybe, but given the vague tone and the positioning in the description I'd say it's something different...you know like the lobes ofa Ferenghi in star trek


Oomax!

There is no translation for it...but our lobes are one of our most erogenous zones

Back on topic

Any more guesses?

#30
crimzontearz

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Also, isn't there a user here called "the azure vanguard"? Does it mean that to an asari his handle would sound like "the g-spot vanguard"? LOL sorry I could not resist.....

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Catt128 wrote...

stefanbw wrote...

Maybe the Illusive Man can figure it out.


Did you read his dossier? He likes them old Azures.


MILF = matriarch I'd like to f***

:D

#32
crimzontearz

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This thread is devolving into something you'd see on an extranet fetish site....hehe

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crimzontearz

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Someone should caption that "Liara: shares where the azure is"

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I think the Azure Hotel is just one of a chain of hotels on Illium, the others being Spampurse, Tunnel O' Love and Hoohah.

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This thread is disturbing. The only way it could get more disturbing is if you added some Tali to it.

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crimzontearz wrote...

how did Shepard lean how to stimulate it? Fornax?


Yes.


My Shepard just reads it for the science articles.

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Legbiter wrote...

My Shepard just reads it for the science articles.


And the interviews.

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I bet Joker knows where it is. He's. Into Fornax big time.

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Upsettingshorts wrote...

I think we're supposed to guess.

crimzontearz wrote...

as for the opne above saying it's
just their "vagina" I doubt that.....it's obvious by the context she is
referring to an erogenous zone


Asari are female and they do have to give birth through something.  But since they don't have sex in the human sense there's no real evolutionary reason for it to be an erogenous zone as well.


It might be an evolutionary thing that was left behind in Asari, like the Humans' appendix and goosebumps. Also the Asari have to have some kind of hole to pass the baby through.

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casedawgz wrote...

I wonder what pretense he uses to get into bed with all these powerful women. Certainly not "Hey baby, I'm the head of Cerberus."


What, you don't think the chat up line of "hey baby, I'm insanely rich and I own several space stations.....Wanna get out of here?"  is enough?

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Upsettingshorts wrote...

I think we're supposed to guess.

crimzontearz wrote...

as for the opne above saying it's
just their "vagina" I doubt that.....it's obvious by the context she is
referring to an erogenous zone


Asari are female and they do have to give birth through something.  But since they don't have sex in the human sense there's no real evolutionary reason for it to be an erogenous zone as well.


They do have sex, human sex, the most recent ME book makes reference to it.

Modifié par KainrycKarr, 09 septembre 2010 - 11:37 .


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The azure, is...

Somewhere... secret.

Somewhere safe.



I may have said to much.

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Next item up on Cerberus news net, French nationals sign up for cerberus in record number after diplomatic incident at a party bettewn Asari and Humans on the cote D'azur. When a Matriach stated "You live where?" and wouldn`t stop gigling to the anger of local residents at the event.

Modifié par coffeemugjeff, 10 septembre 2010 - 12:49 .


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I am also curious, because when shepard touches the lower back of liara it really seemed like it was some kind of "button" for her. On the other hand all the asari strippers suits seem to show off exactly the same parts as their human counterparts, so i don´t know. My guess is that the azure is in the same place as humans and that liara just get excited by something else.

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Synobal wrote...

This thread is disturbing. The only way it could get more disturbing is if you added some Tali to it.


Nerve stim package!

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Heavensrun wrote...

Synobal wrote...

This thread is disturbing. The only way it could get more disturbing is if you added some Tali to it.


Nerve stim package!

Deluxe Edition. :?

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I like Liara's "Azure"

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This is kind of silly.



The azure is slang for an asari's vagina. Liara's "vague dialogue" about it being "near the bottom" is only vague in order to facilitate the joke.



The place Shep touches Liara is not some "special secret asari sex node". How can you people be that oblivious? Unless you're joking, of course, which I hope you are.

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LOL . . . I thought the Azure meant the ******, but same area, so whatever!



Even the RL boyz want to believe the Asari are more magical than they actually are, right?