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Omicrone

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Meh, I didn't really think it was meant to add anything to the characters themselves. It was a bit of tongue in cheek humour in most of the dossiers. I can't say I didn't laugh out loud at Legion's though.

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Yeah this made me and my friends laugh like children for a good five minutes, easily the best dossier.

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Iy made my day when he got away from every charge except for trash talking



"The collective agrees that you suck"

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BP20125810 wrote...

Iy made my day when he got away from every charge except for trash talking

"The collective agrees that you suck"


More likely he was being totally honest and helpful.

"Your reaction time is far below standard for your species."
"You lack basic knowledge of the gameworld's simulated environments necessary to function efficiently."
"We recommend that you do not utilize the sniper rifle; your ranged accuracy even while utilizing the sight-amplification attachment to this mass accelerator weapon is so deeply flawed as to make this choice illogical."

Enough of his "observations" would lead to reports/warnings.

Modifié par Optimystic_X, 11 septembre 2010 - 10:50 .


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Meshakhad2

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There was also the heartwarming bit where he bought the charity version of the Eden Prime game, just to donate.

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Shotgun Kills: 5



haha.

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Legion has such a great dossier.

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I thought Legion's was among the most ridiculous of the dossiers. I guess they know their audience. Tali's was the only one worse, I'm sure more than a few teenagers snickered predictably about the nerve stimulator installs/uninstalls. Grunt's was bad too. I wish this game wasn't marketed at kids, what's next, ewoks?

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His donation for Eden Prime was noted.

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Zan51

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Now an in-game game playing against Legion would be cool!

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I did enjoy the dossiers, good to see they aren't taking things way too seriously. The plot can be serious and dramatic, but having funny easter eggs or side things is always a plus.

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Siansonea II wrote...

I thought Legion's was among the most ridiculous of the dossiers. I guess they know their audience. Tali's was the only one worse, I'm sure more than a few teenagers snickered predictably about the nerve stimulator installs/uninstalls. Grunt's was bad too. I wish this game wasn't marketed at kids, what's next, ewoks?


Its easy to turn your nose up at everything when your behind a computer screen.

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Siansonea II wrote...

I thought Legion's was among the most ridiculous of the dossiers. I guess they know their audience. Tali's was the only one worse, I'm sure more than a few teenagers snickered predictably about the nerve stimulator installs/uninstalls. Grunt's was bad too. I wish this game wasn't marketed at kids, what's next, ewoks?


Tali only just became an adult in the events of Mass Effect 1 and is still a virgin.

Grunt has just started puberty.

Legion was just designed to be cute, awkard and funny.

All of them make sense about the character and are pretty funny. I don't see the problem. Infact, most of it comes from jokes, rumours and memes used on this forum.

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... So now we know what Legion is REALLY doing when he says, "We are building a consensus." XD

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hard to imagine a Geth platform having any points in a dating sim


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Yeti13 wrote...

hard to imagine a Geth platform having any points in a dating sim


Apprantly he's rated as "Hopeless" if finding love.

Women who like gangbangs should definatly get in on that. (Your basically screwing the whole of the Geth force.)

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I'm wondering where Legion is getting his money now.



If he's buying games, he must have a bank account somewhere.



I'm also wondering what his source of income is.

Freelance programmer perhaps?





As for Tali's repeated use of Nerve Stimulator, why would that be funny?

I'm assuming it serves a medical purpose.

Or it could be a combat enhancer, a software plugin for her cybernetic implants to increase reaction time.

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Tilarta wrote...

As for Tali's repeated use of Nerve Stimulator, why would that be funny?
I'm assuming it serves a medical purpose.
Or it could be a combat enhancer, a software plugin for her cybernetic implants to increase reaction time.


It's about which nerves it stimulates.  Go watch the entire Turian/Quarian dialogue in the Eternity bar and you'll get the idea.



Legion's profile is not bad.  So, CoD, GTA, and WoW all survive in various incarnations.  I wonder what other games we might know that are still out there.  Does the Normandy have LAN parties?  Oh, man, that would be awesome.

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anyone else notice legion named an asari John Smith? kinda a wierd name for a chick lol. y not Jane?

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Xan Kreigor Mk2 wrote...

anyone else notice legion named an asari John Smith? kinda a wierd name for a chick lol. y not Jane?


I think the point is that Legion being an AI he doesn't fully grasp the fact that certain names are associated with certain genders. Part of the reason he did poorly at the relationship game. Geth don't have gendes like male or female.

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Darth_Trethon wrote...

Xan Kreigor Mk2 wrote...

anyone else notice legion named an asari John Smith? kinda a wierd name for a chick lol. y not Jane?


I think the point is that Legion being an AI he doesn't fully grasp the fact that certain names are associated with certain genders. Part of the reason he did poorly at the relationship game. Geth don't have gendes like male or female.


this

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Optimystic_X wrote...

BP20125810 wrote...

Iy made my day when he got away from every charge except for trash talking

"The collective agrees that you suck"


More likely he was being totally honest and helpful.

"Your reaction time is far below standard for your species."
"You lack basic knowledge of the gameworld's simulated environments necessary to function efficiently."
"We recommend that you do not utilize the sniper rifle; your ranged accuracy even while utilizing the sight-amplification attachment to this mass accelerator weapon is so deeply flawed as to make this choice illogical."

Enough of his "observations" would lead to reports/warnings.


"The collective agrees that your female parent has enough mass to hold a 9 planet system with stable orbits, including 4 gas giants, and one habitable world for your spieces."

Modifié par Galenwolf, 14 septembre 2010 - 10:44 .


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Darth_Trethon wrote...

Xan Kreigor Mk2 wrote...

anyone else notice legion named an asari John Smith? kinda a wierd name for a chick lol. y not Jane?


I think the point is that Legion being an AI he doesn't fully grasp the fact that certain names are associated with certain genders. Part of the reason he did poorly at the relationship game. Geth don't have gendes like male or female.

Meh, I don't buy that. The extranet would have loads of information on various species and common names for each gender. It wouldn't be hard for the geth to do a search for that.

Like if you were to ask Legion what love was, he'd probably be able to explain it pretty well based on information gained from the extranet, but naturally the geth haven't experienced it, same with other emotions.

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Tilarta wrote...

I'm wondering where Legion is getting his money now.

If he's buying games, he must have a bank account somewhere.

I'm also wondering what his source of income is.
Freelance programmer perhaps?


Who says he buys them? :bandit: (Except for Geth Attack: Eden Prime Fundraising Edition )
Maybe he is the one releasing cracks on the extranet lol

Modifié par rastakore, 14 septembre 2010 - 02:31 .


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That would explain his source of income, he's a game hacker!





And I love your sig text rastakore.