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[Affinity Z]

What could go wrong with Dragon Age before its release? Lets try to reach 1000 probems....ill start

1. World Explodes

2. Zombies from planet Q melt every copy

3. A major glitch is found that destroys every copy

4. Everyone dies of a heart attack before release

5. We play Dragon Age journeys for the rest of time.

6. World War 3

7. Dragon Age developers decide to release it for the Wii instead.

Keep going lets try to reach 1000...

[Fenn_]

9. The zombie kittens claw us to death.

[Shattered Shield]

ferrets steal all the copies in the world

[Skaargoroth]

16. After you got the copy in your hands - a lesser not-so-well-known company comes to your house, takes the copy and charges the double price.
17. Uwe Boll steals all the copies and replaces them with his version of the game into a movie.
18. The Dark Spawns attacks Earth!

Modifié par Skaargoroth, 24 octobre 2009 - 03:17 .

[Affinity Z]

19. You mouse is actually a real mouse

[Herr Uhl]

20. The zombie kittens are unleashed, wreaking havoc upon the world.

[Rothgar49]

21. A fatal flaw is found in the programming that has caused DA:O to be replaced by Sonic the Hedgehog

Modifié par Rothgar49, 26 octobre 2009 - 02:16 .

[Kattemat]

25. American mums step out and demand all the copies of this se'k' game to be returned to bioware for destruction because they know their kids will get their hands on a copy even though it's mature rated. EA sees the horrible situation and makes Bioware remove the offending scenes and rerelease the game.
Edit: 26.*  Did you add a option!? *looks at above poster*

Modifié par Kattemat, 24 octobre 2009 - 03:53 .

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

27. No one thought of an actual, possible scenario? Pirated and leaked to the public, obviously.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 24 octobre 2009 - 04:00 .

[MightySword]

28. A mistake in the reproducing process and all the disk have fatal error. ... Wow that would be scary, and it did happen sometime

[kansadoom]

30. Your copy of dragon age is lost in the post

[Death Breeze]

31. Kenny was meant to officially release the game but he gets killed and you all scream "Those bastards, they killed Kenny!". Then the game never gets released in remorse.

[Khovu]

32. Judgement day. God comes to pass judgement unto all.



33. Earth is attacked by a synthetic race of extraterestrials that some call "Reapers".

[Aristorum]

35. Fox News.

[BarrDA]

36. EA is aqcuired next week and the new company's corporate culture is vehemently opposed to "M" rated games. DA:O is pulled from distribution and never reaches our computers.

[Terwox_]

37. Scientologists take over the world,

[Doug84]

1. EA publishers could decide to try and out even Activison.



2. Flesh eating demons could break into the bioware office, kill everyone, and burn all the copies of Dragon Age before they can be shipped.

[gethsemani87]

40. In a move to make the game appealing to the mass-market, it is hastily rewritten and retextured and released as The Sims 3: Gettin' Medieval.

[briskojr]

gethsemani87 wrote...

40. In a move to make the game appealing to the mass-market, it is hastily rewritten and retextured and released as The Sims 3: Gettin' Medieval.

I could actually believe that one.

[revcasey]

GraniteWardrobe wrote...

11. Daylight saving ends tonight and your computer's clock reverts to 1970. Your DA:O licence isn't retrospectively valid.

12. EA ceases trading on 1st November.

13. Because of currency fluctations, the value of Binary 1 drops below 0.5 and all computer data becomes null.

14. Someone called Morrigan sues Bioware for misrepresentation and slaps on a legal embargo on the game.

15. Your mouse has a headache.

lol! Nice. 

revcasy