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[revcasey]

41. It turns out that the presets in the CC are all images which have been copyrighted by Disney Corp. Bioware is sued almost instantly and is forced to declare Chapter 7 bankruptcy liquidation. All copies of DA:O are sold to  the  government of North Korea.  Kim Jong-il is a big fan.

revcasy

Modifié par revcasey, 24 octobre 2009 - 07:21 .

[TheOnlyDagan]

42. Everyone gets completely burnt out from playing the Character Creator demo, and want's nothing to do with Dragon Age ever again.

[DobiKuba]

43. the Blight comes(dunno if anyone posted it yet)

44. they decide to release it a year later and the fans commit mass suicide!

45. the russian vodka drinking soldiers accidentaly launch all their nukes at bioware

46. everyone getts diarhea and all copies get "smelly"

47. I take over the title of " ruler of the world and all living ,dead and undead beings in it"

[DobiKuba]

48. I get unleashed from my cage

[Dr. Explosion]

54. Swine flu teams up with terrorists and the boogeymen in an attempt to destroy all fun in the world
55. The economy crashes and copies of DA:O cost $500 each
56. Nintendo reveals the holo-deck style console they were working on in secret, and no one wants to play "ancient" video games any more
57. Evil Chris cancels it so our collective hate is enough to fuel the ancient spell that will allow him to ascend to Supreme Evil P.R. Overlord of the Earth:P

Modifié par Conall Cameron, 24 octobre 2009 - 10:52 .

[thheNO]

58 Bioware think its soo good, that humans can't stop playing it. As a result, they hold it back, for the good of humankind

[UnDeaD77]

57. You find out there is no co-op support.

Modifié par UnDeaD77, 25 octobre 2009 - 03:02 .

[Sheylan]

59. A gamma ray burst wipes out all human life on earth.

60. The planet is invaded by Posleen.

61. There is a plot in Washington (Think XXX state of the union), where Obama and many others are assassinated. When the dust clears, Hilary Clinton becomes presidentess and forces through a law banning all violent video games.

edited the numbers. Damn you people post fast.

Modifié par Sheylan, 24 octobre 2009 - 11:09 .

[fairandbalancedfan]

62.People find out the game isn't what it's cracked out to be and is just another generic fantasy game.

Modifié par fairandbalancedfan, 24 octobre 2009 - 11:10 .

[Superium]

63. The zombie apocalypse happens.

[Sword For Hire]

64. "Hilary Clinton becomes presidentess and forces through a law banning all violent video games" starting a civil war, your drafted and can not play lol

[Punahedan]

65. All the trucks delivering DAO to various stores and homes the night before release are abducted by aliens who open it up, think that's what human life is actually like, and bring a huge army to wipe us all out because they think we're a danger to ourselves.

[Ossifer]

66. Bioware is destroyed to make way for a hyperspace bypass. There are two survivors, but they have nothing but some towels.

[BoomWav]

67. They delay to add bowstrings.

[Eoweth]

68. All the mining to create Darkspawn armor causes the world to collapse and the game is delayed while the world is rebuilt.

[Adrigaar]

69. it all goes well until you get the game home, install it and finally start a new game, then Walter the Tower Guard runs past your character in the first 5 seconds of gameplay, destroys the blight, kills the dragons and free's the elves from slavery. oh yeah he also ends the circle of magi bringing the dawn of a new age of freedom and understanding to all computer generated people. your save looks a little like this:

"*character name*

lvl: 1

Status: world perfect, go home

Time played: 0days, 0 hours, 0 minutes, 7 seconds"



Credits roll ending with a pic of chris looking especially evil

[Lord Thing]

BoomWav wrote...

67. They delay to add bowstrings.

70. They then delay again to make the lips look more moist

[Tildi]

71. Fatal flaw download error. Revert to Bluescreen.

[SyntheticC]

Amberyl Ravenclaw wrote...

27. No one thought of an actual, possible scenario? Pirated and leaked to the public, obviously.

Real reason to go with this:

72. Because of pirating they rewrite the ending and need to push the game back a month to do so.

P.S. Awesome that I was already planning to quote Amberyl and happened to be 72 while she was 27 

Paradox that means it must come true!

Modifié par SyntheticC, 25 octobre 2009 - 06:29 .

[Darthnemesis2]

73. Ur mom says you can't have it

74. Ur dad agrees

[Locain]

75. It's all just a huge elaborate Aprils fools