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[DalishRanger]

76. Bioware recalls the game in an attempt to add in every single "missing" element from the game fans have complained about, from lack of bowstrings to multiplayer to human commoner origin.
77. As such, DA:O doesn't come out until 2012, and then either:
78. The world ends, or
79. Fans have more complaints, Bioware recalls again, repeat cycle.

Modifié par DalishRanger, 25 octobre 2009 - 07:15 .

[Darthnemesis2]

80. You walk next to a giant electromagnet and your disk is ruined.

81. Your disk spontainiously combusts

82. You drop your disk into a fish bowl.

[Ekardt]

83. Your parents finally force you to get a job right when it comes out, tremendously cutting into what would normally be your play time. (This ones actually highly possible)

[PolarGnome]

85. Miniature giant space hamsters come to earth and "Go for the eyes." We are all blinded and thus cant fully appreciate the awesomeness that will be Dragon Age.

[DarkTemplar42]

87?. BioWare forgets how to count like how PolarGnome apparently did and meant to put the game down for a November 3, 2010 release date.

[Arttis]

88. the poles shift.

[GunslingerOfKa]

Late 84: The awesome Ranger Minsc came around yelling "BUTT KICKING, FOR GOODNESS!" hence ruining the entire gameplay since there was nothing left to beat.

[strebbez]

90. the dvd press machine melts down becourse of the hype here :-)

[Stormherald]

91. Blizzard simultaneously releases Diablo 3, Starcraft 2and a secret Expansion to WoW called WoW:Dragon's Age on all platforms on November 2nd just to screw with Bioware.

[M_arc]

92. Chuck Norris doesn't like it

[q0rra]

93. The whole world experiences a "FlashForward" (pun intended) and in the accidents that follow, every single copy of Dragon Age: Origins is destroyed.

[gam3rguy5565]

96. The game is delivered to you by mail, and just as you are running to your mailbox to get it, some hooligans drive by and smash your mailbox with a bat, and the game.



97. Despite being smashed in a mailbox, the game still works, and as you run out into the street to get it, a car hits you.

[Sampaguita]

98: They accidentally release it on double sided, single density 5.25" floppy discs... that means around 27.400 discs per installation.

[Stebenator]

41. they try to create better graphics and BANG! Arch Demon walks on the earth hunting down all DA Players!

42. on Xbox RED RING OF DEATH!!! no stragedy guides and cheats can´t safe you!

[Sheylan]

GraniteWardrobe wrote...

Sampaguita wrote...

98: They accidentally release it on double sided, single density 5.25" floppy discs... that means around 27.400 discs per installation.

99. Worse still, your 5.25" disk drive is an old one and only reads single-sided disks.

102. You dont even HAVE a 5.25" drive.

103. The supervolcano under yellowstone park errupts burieing the nation under 100 feet of lava and ash.

[Sheylan]

Stebenator wrote...

41. they try to create better graphics and BANG! Arch Demon walks on the earth hunting down all DA Players!
42. on Xbox RED RING OF DEATH!!! no stragedy guides and cheats can´t safe you!

Foolish man.... Can't you count?

[Silentplanet]

104. Australia and Germany team up to take over the world bringing censorship to everyone. Dragon Age is considered not suitable for the MA 15+ bracket therefore is banned and prohibited from being released.

105. Infinity Ward buy EA Games and Bioware and decide that because Dragon Age has a toolkit and therefore supports mods it is no longer considered within their scope. They cancel the game.

Modifié par Silentplanet, 25 octobre 2009 - 03:22 .

[DobiKuba]

105. we dont reach 1000 disasters

106.all game data at bioware gets deleted