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[Shattered Shield]

108. the game comes out but u get hit by a car so ur unable to move 5 feet to the game sitting across the room because both ur legs are broken

[wiredadex]

109: Steam servers go down for "extended maintenance."

[Maiverick]

110. Every copy of DAO is missing a letter in the Registration Key!!!

Modifié par Maiverick, 25 octobre 2009 - 04:51 .

[Lionfist]

112. God steals your computer



113. You complain

[gam3rguy5565]

114. Your computer/console explodes from the sheer awesomeness of the game.

[Adrigaar]

115.(How's this for a realistic one?) EA finally realise how much hype the game is getting and decide to up the price.. this being EA they decide that it should cost literally an arm and a leg meaning you have to learn how to play one handed (maybe you could work that on a pc by sticking the pause button on the mouse.. but console's are SCREWED)





116. I'm not joking

[LaztRezort]

117:  The Large Hadron Collider goes online, creating a miniture black hole that quickly munches the entire world into a singularity, where we are sucked into an alternate universe that is nearly identical to the setting of DA:O.  With our advanced knowledge of science (and AK-47's) we are able to kick **** and chew bubble gum all over the darkspawn.

118:  We find out that DA:O was just a ploy to distract the all the world's governments (who get an advanced copy to play), and Canada launches a suprise invasion, utterly conquering the known world for all time.

[Adrigaar]

LaztRezort wrote...
118:  We find out that DA:O was just a ploy to distract the all the world's governments (who get an advanced copy to play), and Canada launches a suprise invasion, utterly conquering the known world for all time.

the Canadian army? really? dont they still use medievil cannons?

[Flamin Jesus]

Adrigaar wrote...

LaztRezort wrote...
118:  We find out that DA:O was just a ploy to distract the all the world's governments (who get an advanced copy to play), and Canada launches a suprise invasion, utterly conquering the known world for all time.

the Canadian army? really? dont they still use medievil cannons?

They actually have cannons? When did they upgrade from pointy sticks?

[Nonvita]

119. The movie "The Box" turns out to be real, only instead of killing one person, the box kills everyone.



119b. Alternately, the movie "The Box" is released, causing God to lose all faith in humanity and thus skip over judgment day and just destroy everyone instead.



120. A virus of incredible clumsiness spreads across the world, and all DA fans accidentally spill water on, drop, or somehow break their computers.

[LaztRezort]

Nonvita wrote...

120. A virus of incredible clumsiness spreads across the world, and all DA fans accidentally spill water on, drop, or somehow break their computers.

I'm pretty sure I've been infected by this one, before.

[revcasey]

121. We all smoke... something, and then it seems like it takes 15000000000000000000000000000 hours just to create a character, so we forget what we were doing, wander to the couch and end up watching endless repeats of My Three Sons on TVLand while eating an entire family size bag of cheetos.

revcasy

Modifié par revcasey, 26 octobre 2009 - 02:12 .

[Nonvita]

revcasey wrote...

121. We all smoke... something, and then it seems like it takes 15000000000000000000000000000 hours just to create a character, so we forget what we were doing, wander to the couch and end up watching endless repeats of My Three Sons on TVLand while eating an entire family size bag of cheetos.

revcasy

You're getting a little too close to reality for comfort there, buddy.

122. We all smoke something that makes us question our lives, leading to us renouncing the playing of fantasy games that have no bearing on reality. (What a sad thought  )

123. A bug is placed in the DO:A installer that brainwashes us to turn against Bioware and their advocation of witchcraft, so we all fall under its spell before even getting to play the game.

[IIsatar]

124. In the greatest dick move of all time, Michael Atkinson decides that the game is too "bloody and sexy" for Australian shelves and so decides to stop shops from selling it.



125. We are all too busy killing Michael Atkinson to realise that our copies hadn't shipped out yet.

[Darthnemesis2]

I'm so glad I'm playing on console. 90% of the disasters don't effect me this way.

126. Duncan claims copyright violations and the game gets cancelled.
127. Bioware realises that they forgot the add the CC back into the game.
128. 2012 comes early...

*grumblesninjapostergrumbles*

Modifié par Darthnemesis2, 26 octobre 2009 - 02:40 .

[Ghostish]

129. Bioware decide the game isn't spiritually close enough to the Baulders gate series and decide to postpone release until they can make it a true spiritual successor to BG.

Modifié par Ghostish, 26 octobre 2009 - 03:45 .

[Stormherald]

130. EA decides they can make more money from this game and decides to split the entire thing except the origins story into individual DLC, therefore making every quest giving NPC a DLC-merchant.

[Rothgar49]

131. You land on the "Go directly to jail" square, you must go directly to jail, you may not pass go, you may not collect £200, and thusly you can no long afford to get DA:O + you're in jail!

[DalishRanger]

132. You actually ARE in jail for trying to steal a copy of DA:O from your local game store's supply closet so you could play it early.

[Blazeno]

133. Haloween monsters scare away the publishers

[xGruvdogx]

Stebenator wrote...

41. they try to create better graphics and BANG! Arch Demon walks on the earth hunting down all DA Players!
42. on Xbox RED RING OF DEATH!!! no stragedy guides and cheats can´t safe you!

This has already happened to me. RROD first thing this morning.

[Affinity Z]

yea lets bring it down to 200 heh.....

134 Modern Warfare 2 is put into the copies

135. A mutant bunny eats the devopment studio in a blind rage over his wife leaving him for his best friend next door who told him that he hated him the day before when he found out his grandpa died in a plane crash over Hiroshima while going to meet his long lost child in Tokyo.

136. No one reads 42.

Modifié par Affinity Z, 30 octobre 2009 - 01:34 .

[Reaper85]

137. your mom and dad take your gameing system...... the day Dragon Age: Origin's come's out and want to play it for them self's.

Modifié par Reaper85, 30 octobre 2009 - 01:52 .

[Naelven]

GraniteWardrobe wrote...

49. All DVD drives in the world stop working on 11-01-09 because of a flaw in the firmware

I got digital download.  Suck it!  

Oh yeah.. I guess I gotta add one:

138.  The Internet ODs on crack and dies suddenly.

Modifié par Naelven, 30 octobre 2009 - 01:55 .