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[NetBeansAndJava]

139. Like an idiot, you cross the streams when Egon told you not to!



140. The six fingered man kills your father and you set out on an quest for revenge.

[Aristorum]

141. Your hands are crippled in a freak accident, rendering you capable of doing nothing but slamming your bandaged hands against your keyboard/controller.

[BlacknBlue485]

139. My 2 year old takes the Ball out of my Trackball and bounces it till it breaks in 2!!



140. My wife finds out I spent 65 Dollars on this game and cancels the order on me!

[Chuzza]

NetBeansAndJava wrote...
140. The six fingered man kills your father and you set out on an quest for revenge.

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father! Prepare to die!!


144. My dog eats it, like it eats everything

[End_Apocolypse]

145. The "April Fools" virus finally goes into affect on November 2nd, destroying all download service companies, and all shipping companies records leaving millions of copies stranded.

Modifié par End_Apocolypse, 30 octobre 2009 - 05:53 .

[Darthnemesis2]

146. Elves are discovered when they claim they are being misrepresented in the game. DAO is cancelled as a result.

[DeathFrogg]

147. Someone mugs you on the way home from the game store. They take the game, AND your wallet.
*Dramatic music*

Modifié par DeathFrogg, 30 octobre 2009 - 06:12 .

[frenzycool]

148. Due to an error, you can only activate the game before 2nd of November 2009.

[bodines1]

149. When you open the DA box, a thousand starving crows fly out and peck your eyes out.



150. Luckily, a doctor discovers an ingenious eye-transplant surgery technique. Unfortunately, your order got switch in the mail and you get a blind person's eyes.

[Rothgar49]

151. There is a mutiny on the sailing ship distributing the of DA:O (even the digital one), The crew becomes pirates dumping all copies onto a skull shaped island which they guard forever more even in undeath! Bioware no longer produce copies for fear of creating more DA:O undead pirates!

Modifié par Rothgar49, 31 octobre 2009 - 09:29 .

[Rothgar49]

153. Mages attempt to usurp heaven - a copyright issue forces Bioware to withdraw DA:O

[Quecken]

154. It's all an illusion.

[aaniadyen]

As it turns out, our parents lied. There WERE monsters under our bed which our stuffed animals defended us from. They come to life and demand Dragon Age for their services.

[Rothgar49]

156. This topic worries bioware and EA so much they cancel DA:O entirely

[Grengrad]

157. Some chick starts messaging you through your computer, and before you know it some dude is forcing a red pill on you, and you wake up to a world that not only sucks, but has no DA:O.

[Sotaklas]

158. Beer suddenly stop exist from the world not even a drop left and so all player can't and refuse to play and enjoy the game without a cold beer at their desk's .

Modifié par Sotaklas, 01 novembre 2009 - 01:32 .

[McAdams]

159. Some country suddenly refuses to sell us fuel for our power plants, electricity shuts down, no Game

[Phil119]

159. Terrorists destroy all the power plants in the country. (or in the case of the UK the wokers just go on strike because they're a bunch of lazy pricks (that's aimed at you Royal Mail employees)



160. Religious nut jobs have a melt down over sex scenes and demand the game is recalled.

[Cloud554]

161. Bioware accidentally encoded DA:O in HD-DVD rather than DVD.



162. All CDs were manufactured Upside-down; all you get is a blank CD and a laser burned cover.

[deathbook19]

163. people worldwide are 0.3 seconds away from playing DA:O when everyone suddenly realises that star wars was a twisted vision of the future and we are destroyed by the death star

Modifié par deathbook19, 01 novembre 2009 - 01:55 .

[Chartis]

162. Gnomes

[allothernamesweretaken]

163.The new <poo.>

Modifié par allothernamesweretaken, 01 novembre 2009 - 01:58 .

[gam3rguy5565]

164. Just as you are about to slide the tray with the disk on it into your computer/console, a bug flies onto the disk and goes in with it. You hear a crunchy grinding sound and your computer/console crashes. When you open the tray back up there is a bloody mess (musta been a well fed mosquito) and the game is ruined along with your system