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No Mass Effect 3 Please
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#77
Posté 13 septembre 2010 - 04:13
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I'm not sure if anyone mentioned it as I just skimmed through the thread but... Mass Effect: Return of the Reapers.
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Posté 13 septembre 2010 - 05:28
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pmaura wrote...
no godfather movies were not horrind becase they went 1 2 3, but lazy and no creativiyt about the name absolutly and godfather three was a joke of a movie that was universly pannedd,, i just find it amaing the people who completly do not get what I am saying and are defneding mediocracy.
thank god I like to read, and dont live my by 5 minutes of video game free dom
Glad you like to read! Try doing it to your posts before you spell this badly again.
#79
Posté 13 septembre 2010 - 05:37
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What the hell did I just read?
#80
Posté 13 septembre 2010 - 05:55
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next one to come has a tiltle:
Mass Effect: Happy Hours.
A little misleading though.
Mass Effect: Happy Hours.
A little misleading though.
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Posté 13 septembre 2010 - 06:03
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Mass Defect: Shepard's Folly
( The story about the Commander who couldn't shoot strait, botched every mission but still ended up alive despite the bodies, destruction, and enemy victories associated with his inability to lead or fire weapons correctly)
Plot: The Reapers have arrived, destroyed the citadel, and shut down the Relays. All the crew members are dead --- and you as defective Shepard must avoid detection as you run a rag tag group of traitors, cowards, and demoted officers into the uncharted areas of the galaxy to hide from the occupation like the Protheons. Liara dumped you for a Volus flying car salesman, you lost the SR2 in a Nebula and couldn't find it again when you took a shuttle down to the wrong destination, Joker and Chakwas committed mutiny ( this was after Defective Shepard spilled coffe on EDI's mainframe while talking to Legion and shut down the AI and Systems to the SR2). Jacob died in the SR2's gym when Shepard failed to spot him correctly on the weight lifting bench and suffered a mortal crushing blow to his chest when it slipped out of Shepards grasp ( he was distracted by Kelly Chambers who was doing squats in front of them). In a fire fight with senile retired Turian generals ( The Can't Shoot Strait Affair) Miranda was killed by your own machine gun fire... Thane died when you couldn't find his medication in time ( it rolled underneath a secured grating on the SR2 of which rats ate the bottle) --- when romancing Tali you broke her face plate and she died of suit contamination when you turned over too fast in bed... and the rest died a horrific death when you couldn't find the SR2...as it drifted into the gravitational pull of a black hole that was undetected in the very same Nebula you left it ( Since EDI was shut down and your navigator was in sick bay with a head cold at the time).
I'd say this is a mega seller my self.
( The story about the Commander who couldn't shoot strait, botched every mission but still ended up alive despite the bodies, destruction, and enemy victories associated with his inability to lead or fire weapons correctly)
Plot: The Reapers have arrived, destroyed the citadel, and shut down the Relays. All the crew members are dead --- and you as defective Shepard must avoid detection as you run a rag tag group of traitors, cowards, and demoted officers into the uncharted areas of the galaxy to hide from the occupation like the Protheons. Liara dumped you for a Volus flying car salesman, you lost the SR2 in a Nebula and couldn't find it again when you took a shuttle down to the wrong destination, Joker and Chakwas committed mutiny ( this was after Defective Shepard spilled coffe on EDI's mainframe while talking to Legion and shut down the AI and Systems to the SR2). Jacob died in the SR2's gym when Shepard failed to spot him correctly on the weight lifting bench and suffered a mortal crushing blow to his chest when it slipped out of Shepards grasp ( he was distracted by Kelly Chambers who was doing squats in front of them). In a fire fight with senile retired Turian generals ( The Can't Shoot Strait Affair) Miranda was killed by your own machine gun fire... Thane died when you couldn't find his medication in time ( it rolled underneath a secured grating on the SR2 of which rats ate the bottle) --- when romancing Tali you broke her face plate and she died of suit contamination when you turned over too fast in bed... and the rest died a horrific death when you couldn't find the SR2...as it drifted into the gravitational pull of a black hole that was undetected in the very same Nebula you left it ( Since EDI was shut down and your navigator was in sick bay with a head cold at the time).
I'd say this is a mega seller my self.
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#82
Posté 13 septembre 2010 - 06:49
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Mass Effectinator: Reapage Day.
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Posté 13 septembre 2010 - 07:14
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Retcon ME2 and call it "Mass Effect 2: Mass Effecter!" Then we could call it "Mass Effect with a Vengeance"
Or..."for a few Mass Effects more" followed by "The good, the bad, and the Mass Effect!"
"Shepard: Mass Effect part 2" and the finale "Shepard 3"
OR, you could do it the Riddick way...and call the 3rd one something new, and later put the title in front of the others! "Chronicles of Shepard"...and its prequels "Chronicles of Shepard: Mass Effect" and "Chronicles of Shepard: Escape from Collector Base"
To be real, I do like SUBTITLES..."Mass Effect 3: Death Comes Knocking"
Or..."for a few Mass Effects more" followed by "The good, the bad, and the Mass Effect!"
"Shepard: Mass Effect part 2" and the finale "Shepard 3"
OR, you could do it the Riddick way...and call the 3rd one something new, and later put the title in front of the others! "Chronicles of Shepard"...and its prequels "Chronicles of Shepard: Mass Effect" and "Chronicles of Shepard: Escape from Collector Base"
To be real, I do like SUBTITLES..."Mass Effect 3: Death Comes Knocking"
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#84
Posté 13 septembre 2010 - 07:23
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I'm not worried about it...
...because its too @#$@#$ 'n late now as ME1 and ME2 have already decided that an ME3 will be an ME3.
...because its too @#$@#$ 'n late now as ME1 and ME2 have already decided that an ME3 will be an ME3.
#85
Posté 13 septembre 2010 - 07:40
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Mass Effect 3: A Fistful of Interrupts
Mass Effect: Bigger, Longer, and More Badass
Mass Effect 3: Epic and Epicerer
Commander Shepard in "I'm Better, I'm Back, And Bigger Than Ever, You FU@$ers!"
>>Alright, a cookie for whoever guesses what the last one's from.
Mass Effect: Bigger, Longer, and More Badass
Mass Effect 3: Epic and Epicerer
Commander Shepard in "I'm Better, I'm Back, And Bigger Than Ever, You FU@$ers!"
>>Alright, a cookie for whoever guesses what the last one's from.
#86
Posté 13 septembre 2010 - 09:39
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To the tune of Weasel Stomping Day, the theme for Mass Effect: Reaper Stomping Day
Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy Ho! It's Reaper Stomping Day
Put your Alliance helmet on
Spread that medi-gel on the lawn
Don't you know it's Reaper Stomping Day
All the little girls and boys
Love that wonderful crunching noise
You'll know what this day's about
When you stomp a Reaper's guts right out
So, come along and have a laugh
Snap their Reapery spines in half
Grab your boots and stomp your cares away
Hip hip hooray, it's Reaper Stomping Day
People up and down the street
Crushing Reapers beneath their feet
Why we do it, who can say?
But it's such a festive holiday
So let the stomping fun begin
Bash their Reapery skulls right in
It's salvation, that makes it okay
Hey everyone, it's Reaper Stomping
We'll have some fun on Reaper Stomping
Pick up your gun, it's Reaper Stomping Day
Hip Hip Hooray, it's Reaper Stomping Day
Reaper Stomping Day
Hey!
Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy Ho! It's Reaper Stomping Day
Put your Alliance helmet on
Spread that medi-gel on the lawn
Don't you know it's Reaper Stomping Day
All the little girls and boys
Love that wonderful crunching noise
You'll know what this day's about
When you stomp a Reaper's guts right out
So, come along and have a laugh
Snap their Reapery spines in half
Grab your boots and stomp your cares away
Hip hip hooray, it's Reaper Stomping Day
People up and down the street
Crushing Reapers beneath their feet
Why we do it, who can say?
But it's such a festive holiday
So let the stomping fun begin
Bash their Reapery skulls right in
It's salvation, that makes it okay
Hey everyone, it's Reaper Stomping
We'll have some fun on Reaper Stomping
Pick up your gun, it's Reaper Stomping Day
Hip Hip Hooray, it's Reaper Stomping Day
Reaper Stomping Day
Hey!
#87
Posté 16 septembre 2010 - 04:05
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I think I've deleted enough spam images and seen enough namecalling to decide people aren't going to discuss the original subject of this thread in a mature manner. Remember, if you feel the thread is ridiculous, just move on.
