What would you think would happen if for some reason the crew from Mass Effect 1 or 2 meets the Warden and his companions? Have fun and please don't turn this into a flame war about which game is better.
So the Normandy crash lands in Ferelden............
Débuté par
Mindlessidiots
, sept. 12 2010 02:30
#1
Posté 12 septembre 2010 - 02:30
#2
Posté 12 septembre 2010 - 03:22
Well its obvious what Zevran would try
#3
Posté 12 septembre 2010 - 03:37
Frustrating "file not found" translator incidents and Grunt chokeslamming his way into the title of qunari king.
I'm aware they don't have a monarchy.
They would now.
I'm aware they don't have a monarchy.
They would now.
#4
Posté 12 septembre 2010 - 03:47
Well, let's not ignore the probability of Garrus, Grunt, and possibly Mordin being attacked as darkspawn. Legion would be dismissed as a golem.
Modifié par Sialater, 12 septembre 2010 - 03:47 .
#5
Posté 12 septembre 2010 - 03:57
"Geth Do Not intentionally get dismmised"
Liara,Samara, Jacob and Miranda would get dismissed as Mages...
Grunt would be mistaken for somesort of Darkspawn but everyone backs off after they see him choke slamming a troll
Garrus would be unapproachable as he would snipe the best archers in Ferelden "Robin Garrus?"
Mordin...meh...probably would have to run for his life after performing his version of Sullivan.
Shepard would be accepted as a Gray Warden...hmmm Tali? idk and Joker would be having the worst time of his life....
IDK about Thane
Jack would be thought of as another Witch of the Forest...not a bad moniker for her I take it
Liara,Samara, Jacob and Miranda would get dismissed as Mages...
Grunt would be mistaken for somesort of Darkspawn but everyone backs off after they see him choke slamming a troll
Garrus would be unapproachable as he would snipe the best archers in Ferelden "Robin Garrus?"
Mordin...meh...probably would have to run for his life after performing his version of Sullivan.
Shepard would be accepted as a Gray Warden...hmmm Tali? idk and Joker would be having the worst time of his life....
IDK about Thane
Jack would be thought of as another Witch of the Forest...not a bad moniker for her I take it
#6
Posté 12 septembre 2010 - 04:00
Yes, but are steel swords even effective against krogan? Sometimes volleys of projectiles from an automatic mass accelerator weapons aren't sufficient. Grunt also has one of the aforementioned automatic mass accelerator weapons, as well as an armored hardsuit specifically designed to resist the aforementioned projectiles, as does Garrus. Mordin you could probably wrap in a hooded cloak with a hat and some gloves and tell people to stay away from him.
#7
Posté 12 septembre 2010 - 04:05
Captain Iglo wrote...
Well its obvious what Zevran would try
Yeah Zev would work his way through sleeping with everyone in the normandy, and then proprally get killed by Jack or Morith.
#8
Posté 13 septembre 2010 - 11:07

(I've been wanting to post this for a while...)
#9
Posté 13 septembre 2010 - 11:11
lizzbee....you just made my day
#10
Posté 13 septembre 2010 - 11:23
Oh lordlizzbee wrote...
(I've been wanting to post this for a while...)
#11
Posté 13 septembre 2010 - 12:37
Lol Wanna see shepard and company battle an archdemon
#12
Posté 13 septembre 2010 - 02:34
Miranda would be like..."WTF, no indoor plumbing? Let's just nuke this place..."
#13
Posté 13 septembre 2010 - 03:29
Well, the chantry would probably decide that biotics are a new kind of magic, and start hunting half the crew as apostates.
Tali would most likely get captured and changed into a Broodmother, and than give birth to a breed of germaphobic darkspawn.
On the light side, Sandal could probably give Shepard's gun a pretty sweet enchantment.
Tali would most likely get captured and changed into a Broodmother, and than give birth to a breed of germaphobic darkspawn.
On the light side, Sandal could probably give Shepard's gun a pretty sweet enchantment.
#14
Posté 13 septembre 2010 - 07:55
I'd pay to see the chantry take on a pissed off Miranda. God help them all if Morrigan joins in.
#15
Posté 13 septembre 2010 - 08:00
lizzbee wrote...
(I've been wanting to post this for a while...)
#16
Posté 14 septembre 2010 - 01:37
FieryPhoenix7 wrote...
lizzbee wrote...
(I've been wanting to post this for a while...)
That's just awesome
#17
Posté 14 septembre 2010 - 06:02
Yeah they're good at blocking out and stripping out magic users. Don't think that'd work so well against Biotics.
#18
Posté 14 septembre 2010 - 06:16
Garrus might be mistaken as a darkspawn by the (good/stupid?) people of ferelden.
#19
Posté 14 septembre 2010 - 07:00
...Blight ends a lot sooner. Warden kicks backs with some drinks and enjoys new found free time.
Modifié par Arbalest7, 14 septembre 2010 - 07:02 .
#20
Posté 14 septembre 2010 - 07:19
I. AM. KROGAN!
Seeing some namby-pamby Templar commander ride the krogan express would be hilarious. Or seeing Grunt run over an ogre before shotgunning it in the face.
Archdeamon meets Cain. It was messy.
Samara and Wynne become great friends, Lelianna and Thane hit it off and trade stories. I see Ogren and Zaeed descending on some poor tavern and leveling the place after clearing it out. Zevran hits on Jack, Jack either gives Zev the ride of his life or smashes him to a pulp, depending on her mood.
Morrigan and Miranda try to kill each other, Garrus and Allistair hit it off great. For some reason I see Sten being intriqured with Tali, and actually coming to like her, as she's overall kinda frail, but very devoted and duty-bound and selfless. Shep and Kallian trade stories, and overall the entire team gets along well.
Legion and Shale team up, and take over the world. Oh, gods. Legion with Shale's sarcasm. Nobody would be safe.
Undead cyborg Shep knocks back a shotglass full of the special Gray Warden joining brew, comments on it hitting like good whiskey, then procedes to tear Ferelden a new one, whereupon she names herself it's new queen.
Seeing some namby-pamby Templar commander ride the krogan express would be hilarious. Or seeing Grunt run over an ogre before shotgunning it in the face.
Archdeamon meets Cain. It was messy.
Samara and Wynne become great friends, Lelianna and Thane hit it off and trade stories. I see Ogren and Zaeed descending on some poor tavern and leveling the place after clearing it out. Zevran hits on Jack, Jack either gives Zev the ride of his life or smashes him to a pulp, depending on her mood.
Morrigan and Miranda try to kill each other, Garrus and Allistair hit it off great. For some reason I see Sten being intriqured with Tali, and actually coming to like her, as she's overall kinda frail, but very devoted and duty-bound and selfless. Shep and Kallian trade stories, and overall the entire team gets along well.
Legion and Shale team up, and take over the world. Oh, gods. Legion with Shale's sarcasm. Nobody would be safe.
Undead cyborg Shep knocks back a shotglass full of the special Gray Warden joining brew, comments on it hitting like good whiskey, then procedes to tear Ferelden a new one, whereupon she names herself it's new queen.
Modifié par Lord Coake, 14 septembre 2010 - 07:37 .
#21
Guest_Aotearas_*
Posté 14 septembre 2010 - 02:52
Guest_Aotearas_*
I'd almost pay to see The face of those Templars when they realize their anti-magic and lyrium stuff doesn't work against a very pissed Jack.
As for Grunt, Shepard and Garrus, ... they'd probably have great times messing with the Darkspawn in the Deep Roads.
Actually, ... I believe they arlready do and their Darkspawn slaughtering is the real reason they leave the Deep Roads. They are fleeing from Team Shepard! Cowards!!!
As for Grunt, Shepard and Garrus, ... they'd probably have great times messing with the Darkspawn in the Deep Roads.
Actually, ... I believe they arlready do and their Darkspawn slaughtering is the real reason they leave the Deep Roads. They are fleeing from Team Shepard! Cowards!!!
#22
Posté 14 septembre 2010 - 02:56
lizzbee wrote...
(I've been wanting to post this for a while...)
Why does Jacob look like one of the Village People?
#23
Guest_Aotearas_*
Posté 14 septembre 2010 - 03:02
Guest_Aotearas_*
More importantly, ... why does Garrus has a flower in his claws?
#24
Posté 14 septembre 2010 - 03:49
Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...
More importantly, ... why does Garrus has a flower in his claws?
Apparently he's role-playing Alister
#25
Posté 14 septembre 2010 - 04:37
Zevran: So… Samara, is it true what I have heard? That when asari “meld” they completely join nervous systems with their partners? That each can feel all that the other feels?
Samara: You are rather familiar to ask that question.
Zevran: I meant no offense, truly. It is a remarkable feature and I am curious by nature.
Samara: I suppose there is no harm in that. What you have heard is indeed true. The melding process does result in a unified nervous system.
Zevran: Amazing! And you asari have over one thousand years to enjoy this “feature?” There is so much wonder in the universe!
Samara: Some indulge themselves more than others. I gave up that part of my life four-hundred years ago when I became a justicar.
Zevran: . . . four. . . hundred . . . without . . . The universe is dark, dark place.
Samara: You are rather familiar to ask that question.
Zevran: I meant no offense, truly. It is a remarkable feature and I am curious by nature.
Samara: I suppose there is no harm in that. What you have heard is indeed true. The melding process does result in a unified nervous system.
Zevran: Amazing! And you asari have over one thousand years to enjoy this “feature?” There is so much wonder in the universe!
Samara: Some indulge themselves more than others. I gave up that part of my life four-hundred years ago when I became a justicar.
Zevran: . . . four. . . hundred . . . without . . . The universe is dark, dark place.





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