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So the Normandy crash lands in Ferelden............


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Zevran:                 So… Samara, is it true what I have heard?  That when asari “meld” they completely join nervous systems with their partners? That each can feel all that the other feels?
Samara:                You are rather familiar to ask that question.
Zevran:                 I meant no offense, truly. It is a remarkable feature and I am curious by nature.
Samara:                I suppose there is no harm in that. What you have heard is indeed true. The melding process does result in a unified nervous system.
Zevran:                 Amazing! And you asari have over one thousand years to enjoy this “feature?” There is so much wonder in the universe!
Samara:                Some indulge themselves more than others. I gave up that part of my life four-hundred years ago when I became a justicar.
Zevran:                 . . .  four. . . hundred . . .  without . . .  The universe is dark, dark place.


That is remarkably fitting. Just add a little accent and its Zevran chatting for real. Oh, ... and he needs to ask for male Asari too, of course!

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That is remarkably fitting. Just add a little accent and its Zevran chatting for real. Oh, ... and he needs to ask for male Asari too, of course!


Thank you.

Ah, jes!  The accent.  It is Zevran's most popular feature.  Well, second most anyway (or even third, depending on who you ask).


And I picture a fellow as… ahem, imaginative as Zevran Arainai, could dream up many, far worse fates than to spend an extended period of time on a planet populated by beautiful, exotic, “adventurous-minded” women...
Shepard:              Whoa, whoa, whoa there Zevran! No one said anything about taking you with us!
Zevran:                 Oh, of course! It was mere conjecture. (Whispers to the side)- We’ll talk later!

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Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

That is remarkably fitting. Just add a little accent and its Zevran chatting for real. Oh, ... and he needs to ask for male Asari too, of course!


Thank you.

Ah, jes!  The accent.  It is Zevran's most popular feature.  Well, second most anyway (or even third, depending on who you ask).


And I picture a fellow as… ahem, imaginative as Zevran Arainai, could dream up many, far worse fates than to spend an extended period of time on a planet populated by beautiful, exotic, “adventurous-minded” women...
Shepard:              Whoa, whoa, whoa there Zevran! No one said anything about taking you with us!
Zevran:                 Oh, of course! It was mere conjecture. (Whispers to the side)- We’ll talk later!


Oh

my

friggin'

god


Now I just pictured Zevran being a Squadmember in Mass Effect ... and I can't get it out of my head.

That ...
is ...
... *shudder*

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I imagine he would get along well with Kelly Chambers.

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Wrex-Sten.



Wrex: So...Sten. The Qunari good warriors?



Sten: We are the best warriors in Thedas.



Wrex: Yeah? Big deal, we're the best warriors in the entire Galaxy. And you look like big humans to me.



Sten: Interesting. Those puny scientists in a lab say otherwise.



Wrex: Yeah?! Well you should've seen us years ago. We was a proud race once too ya know.



Sten: Indeed. I was under the assumption that back in those days you primitively hit each other with stones and clubs, fighting with no actual purpose besides senseless violence. I am glad to have been enlightened from my ignorance of your race.



Wrex: What? So the Qunari are different?



Sten: Yes.



Wrex: How?



Sten: For starters we aren't outwitted by humans.

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You got Sten to a T!