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[lovgreno]

I would love some in game banter a la DAO between Mordin and Tali where the doctor is mocking the engineer for her seduction of Shepard.

"Humans, less durable than quarians. Risk of serious damage due to *cough* pouncing."
"I have a boot knife"

[CroGamer002]

^HA!

You made my day.

[mako_kid]

that would be awesome
that got me thinking about what Garrus would say now

Modifié par mako_kid, 26 juin 2011 - 11:51 .

[lovgreno]

Legion: " Tali Creator, we have a question."
Tali: "Oh here we go again..."
Legion: "During the whole remarkably slow elevator transport Tali Creator has been observing Shepard Commanders backside and occasionaly taking a stance for pouncing, does Tali Creator belive there is a risk of someone ambushing Shepard Commander?
Shepard: "You don't know how right you are Legion."
Tali: "Next time I will take the stairs."
Legion: "We do not understand."

[CroGamer002]

^That was even better.

[lovgreno]

mako_kid wrote...

that would be awesome
that got me thinking about what Garrus would say now

Garrus: "So, you and the Commander...?"
Tali: "Yes. Shut up."
Garrus: "That does explain the pictures of shirtless human males I found on your omni tool back on the first Normandy."
Tali: "You are a jerk. Besides you shouldn't talk considering how often you visit Humans Gone Wild on the extranet."
Garrus: "Part of my charm dear. Well that was just a few times. And mostly for science."
Tali: "That must have been some science project considering that your omnitool have records from daily *cough* calibrating for years."
Garrus: "Okay, Tali, you win this one."
Tali: "You bet I do, bosh'tet. I can't blame you much for Humans Gone Wild though. There are some good stufff there."
Shepard: "I hope you prefer the real thing though."
Tali: "You should know."

[mako_kid]

Ok, THAT made my day
Have some Tali bucks as a thanks.


And i notice a lack of Tali on the top of this page... so i'll fix that

Modifié par mako_kid, 26 juin 2011 - 03:54 .

[lovgreno]

^

[Welsh Inferno]

Haha those^ are great, loved the Legion one best.

[DoNotIngest]

Oooh, banter! Moar pleez, all three of those were great.

[FrozenShadow]

DoNotIngest wrote...

Oooh, banter! Moar pleez, all three of those were great.

This.

[lovgreno]

Wrex: Tali, I hear you and Shepard f...
Tali interrupting angrily: Yes!
Wrex: I'm not suprised, Shep always had a thing for the weak who needs his protection.
Shepard: Sometimes that is true Wrex but in this occasion it may be the other way around.
Wrex: So I take it you learned the hard way that quarian mating rituals are quite rough for the male part?
Shepard: Well yes that...
Tali interupting with a shotgun blast to the floor: Elevator, stop at next floor. Wrex needs to go and take care of his wounded foot.
Wrex; What wounded f...
Tali shoots Wrex in the foot.
Wrex: Oh that wounded foot. It would be easier to let it self heal but on the other hand it's always fun to scare C-sec with a wounded krogan walking around.
Wrex limps out laughing to himself.
Tali: You are going nowhere Shepard. Let me just take care of the emergency stop and the cameras in here..
Tali activates her omni tool and the screen fades out to the loading screen, playing the elevator music from ME1.

[wilhelm Screamer]

I just noticed that Tali brings her knife with her even when you romance her.

I am not comfortable with the fact that she feels the need to be armed even in moments of intimacy...

Modifié par wilhelm Screamer, 27 juin 2011 - 08:53 .

[AnimaTempli101]

Are you insane man?! Moments of intimacy are when you need to be armed the most! I remember this one time, me and a few mates went to Amsterdam for a bachelor party. Long story short we went to a brothel.

Only I got out alive. Thanks to my trusted fruit knife. 

Modifié par AnimaTempli101, 27 juin 2011 - 08:57 .

[wilhelm Screamer]

AnimaTempli101 wrote...

Are you insane man?! Moments of intimacy are when you need to be armed the most! I remember this one time, me and a few mates went to Amsterdam for a bachelor party. Long story short we went to a brothel.

Only I got out alive. Thanks to my trusted fruit knife. 

That sounds like a story Zaeed would tell, except with more uses of "Guddamn"

[Cheese of Borg]

lovgreno wrote...

mako_kid wrote...

that would be awesome
that got me thinking about what Garrus would say now

Garrus: "So, you and the Commander...?"
Tali: "Yes. Shut up."
Garrus: "That does explain the pictures of shirtless human males I found on your omni tool back on the first Normandy."
Tali: "You are a jerk. Besides you shouldn't talk considering how often you visit Humans Gone Wild on the extranet."
Garrus: "Part of my charm dear. Well that was just a few times. And mostly for science."
Tali: "That must have been some science project considering that your omnitool have records from daily *cough* calibrating for years."
Garrus: "Okay, Tali, you win this one."
Tali: "You bet I do, bosh'tet. I can't blame you much for Humans Gone Wild though. There are some good stufff there."
Shepard: "I hope you prefer the real thing though."
Tali: "You should know."

Would you mind if I used the first two lines in my fan fic?

[Cheese of Borg]

Has anyone else noticed this forum is slowing down? When I began posting two months ago, it went a page or two in one day. Now its two pages a week at best.

[Gust4v]

Cheese of Borg wrote...

Has anyone else noticed this forum is slowing down? When I began posting two months ago, it went a page or two in one day. Now its two pages a week at best.

The new ME3 section is the main reason.

[Cheese of Borg]

I can't find an equivalent forum in the ME3 section, glad people still post here anyway.

[Runescapeguy9]

New from DA



I like it, errors counted and such.

[Gust4v]

Cheese of Borg wrote...

I can't find an equivalent forum in the ME3 section, glad people still post here anyway.

The ME3 Tali thread? Here.

@r9: Not bad.

[PseudoEthnic]

F***ing glorious:

Link

[Gust4v]

Well, that's something new.

[Weiser_Cain]

Gust4v wrote...

Cheese of Borg wrote...

Has anyone else noticed this forum is slowing down? When I began posting two months ago, it went a page or two in one day. Now its two pages a week at best.

The new ME3 section is the main reason.

I just assumed all the action was happening in that fan group I'm stubbornly refusing to join?

[DoNotIngest]

Gust4v wrote...

Well, that's something new.

...Indeed.