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[thesnowtigress]

I just finished Awakening again, and I must say that the funniest line ever is when the guard at Amaranthine is telling you that the darkspawn are coming from the inn and you can reply "Oh. They must have rooms there." mwahaha. I laugh so hard all the time. Then the guard asks if you are joking, haha.

Anyway... does anyone else have a favorite funny line, either by the warden or other person???

I apologize if this topic had a thread already sometime ago, I'm still a  newbie on the forums.

[TJPags]

Personally, I like the part where you go to make Nate a Warden, and he says he'd rather die . . .then you get the "hang him" option


I also love one of the early Sten conversation . . you ask him something, he gives you a vague answer, you ask if he's going to answer your question, and he says "no"

Modifié par TJPags, 14 septembre 2010 - 02:08 .

[graylshaped]

dead creature, underwear... 'nuff said

[Merilsell]

The griffon conversation with Wynne. I giggle every time like the first.Priceless.

[Giggles_Manically]

A Chanter says what?

"What?"

OH YOU GOT HIM TO TALK!

"Er.. What hath mans sin wrought?"

OH HE CHEATED!

[TJPags]

Zev-Loghain banter:



Zev - I'm the guy you hired to kill the Grey Warden

Loghain - ok

Zev - just want to let you know . . .I failed

Loghain - gee, thanks

[Special_Agent_Goodwrench]

Janar: "Gah! By all the beards of my ancestors! How did you?... Where did you come from? You made a hole in my wall!"

PC: "Yeah, you should get it fixed."

[SleepyWerewolf]

Oghren: "Hey warden, I've been wondering....We've been traveling together for some time now...."



Warden: "I love you too, Oghren."



Oghren: "What?"

[MageTarot]

The conversation with Shale when you talk about how the wife of the former owner sold the golem. Shale's reaction to the news?

"Hag."

I busted out laughing when I saw that.

Follow-up for funniest line is when you click on Alistair's portrait when you choose him in your party:

"Yeeeeeeeeeeees?"

Modifié par MageTarot, 14 septembre 2010 - 03:57 .

[asaiasai]

Ok my funny moment is not really a dialog situation but i do find it enjoyable.



In the abandoned house in Denerim with the Blood mages and the last boss is a blood mage with the necklace of some sort locked in a room.



There is one large hallway in the house where there is 2 grease puddles, with a blood mage and 2 archers behind a barricade with 3 hounds loose. I cleared the area of all jerks and as always i spend a bit of extra time there walking my crew through the grease seeing how many will fall, I find it quite funny as they slip and fall. thump thump thump thump i am still laughing as i write this. Childish i know, i can not help myself too many bugs bunny cartoons as a child i guess.



Anyway enjoy it next time your in Denerim and even if you have already cleared it out already it should be open.



Asai

[CalJones]

There's a line of Sigrun's which is, oddly, not in the Wiki, but it makes me smile. It's when she's talking about being in the Legion of the Dead and she talks about "death looms over us constantly, like a dirty uncle.

[Elhanan]

When the greedy merchant in Lothering is attempting to hire the Warden to drive away the Chantry. The Warden inquires about the profiteering, Alistair then interjects, "The nerve of these people!".

I smile every time....

[Esbatty]

Everytime the Dog has to pee on something in Witch Hunt is priceless banter from Finn or the Elf.



"Wouldn't it be great if you could pee anywhere you wanted and no one could tell you anything."

"What?"

"Uhh... nevermind."

[Reika]

In Awakening there's the side quest to go ransom the noble's daughter. My favorite option when talking to the bandit leader when he asks why the noble didn't come is to use the response "They sent me instead, the Commander of the Grey"



I love watching some of the bandits run around in terror, especially the one that jumps over the side of the cliff instead of facing you in battle.



There's a few others, but I can't remember them off hand.

[saruman85]

Aw c'mon, no one posted this gem yet?

When you refuse Leliana the first time and she asks you the second time:

Alistair: I think she should come.

Warden: Alistair, she's one archdemon short of a blight.

Alistair: Yes but she's more..."ooh, pretty lights!" rather than "I am Princess Stabbity! Muahaha! Stab, kill kill!"

[Elhanan]

Making Duncan *sigh* in dismay before your final mission....

[frostajulie]

There is a dwarf in Tapsters where he asks if you'd like to share a drink and you get to say something like How would you like to share my fist with your face or something. I love that line!

[thesnowtigress]

asaiasai wrote...

Ok my funny moment is not really a dialog situation but i do find it enjoyable.

In the abandoned house in Denerim with the Blood mages and the last boss is a blood mage with the necklace of some sort locked in a room.

There is one large hallway in the house where there is 2 grease puddles, with a blood mage and 2 archers behind a barricade with 3 hounds loose. I cleared the area of all jerks and as always i spend a bit of extra time there walking my crew through the grease seeing how many will fall, I find it quite funny as they slip and fall. thump thump thump thump i am still laughing as i write this. Childish i know, i can not help myself too many bugs bunny cartoons as a child i guess.

Anyway enjoy it next time your in Denerim and even if you have already cleared it out already it should be open.

Asai

that is so funny! I laughed too when they fell in those grease traps. although i kept getting mad because my warden kept falling and missed the whole battle. mwahaha.
I always laugh when people fall, i'm kind of mean because i laugh then ask if they're ok mwahaha.

Reika wrote...

I love watching some of the bandits run around in terror, especially the one that jumps over the side of the cliff instead of facing you in battle.

I didn't know that happened! I should try that line next time.

Oh and the banter between Zevran and Alistair, like someone mentioned, about his performance is pretty funny too.

[JeCy108]

"Do you expect barbarians to swoop out of the wilds?" Morrigan (not sure exactly what the line is)



"yes, Swooping is bad" alister





Any banter that includes morrigan and shale.. some of it is priceless, Same with morrigan and sten. to many to list, just party up and see for yourself

[SirOccam]

I love the banter between Oghren and Zevran that begins like so:

Oghren: Elf!
Zevran: Oghren!
Oghren: I have something to say to you!
Zevran: I am all ears, as we elves like to say.

There's more to the banter of course, but I just love that line. It's such a small, random joke, but it just makes me laugh.

[sinikal316]

The mage that's hiding in the closet when you're cleaning out the tower. He get's out crying "I don't want to die, ohh maker!" and you tell him "You're not going to die, pull yourself together!" That one makes me laugh every time. And the "Chanter says what?" line is awesome too.

[Reika]

Oh! The comments between Alistair and Zev reminded me of something.



If you're playing a female warden who is in a romance with Alistair, Leliana starts asking you about it around...approval 80 iirc. While some of the options are sort of amusing, the real gem is if the conversation takes place while you're outside of camp and you have Alistair and Leliana in party.



You start chatting with Leliana about it, and at some point Alistair breaks into the conversation asking about what are you two giggling about. The first option just kind of passes it off, you get a very disbelieving reaction from Alistair and he drops it.



The second option is "Oh, we're just talking about your performance."

A: "My performance? What performance?"

L (because she's shameless) "Oh, just your performance in bed."



Which cues Alistair getting huffy and making one of his comments about how women are evil. And you don't lose approval from him. Not sure if you do get approval since everytime I had the conversation I had 100 approval with him.