After all no one wanted hear, and Willy toiled for many a year to perfect the curious mechanism that would send a spike up the arse of the unwary traveler.
-Brother Genetivi.
the line that makes me crack up each time...
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#27
Posté 15 septembre 2010 - 09:57
Morwen Eledhwen
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Wynne: Why do you keep calling me "the elder mage"?
Shale: Because clearly, it is purple, and a hyena.
"Chanter says 'what?'" is always good for lulz, as is watching people fall in grease traps. My CE set one for the Darkspawn attacking Bodhan while she was stealthed, then un-stealthed herself to taunt the Darkspawn into running after her and into the trap. Of course what actually happened was that Sten charged up and into the trap before the Darkspawn could get near it, at which point he promptly did a Keystone Kops-style "whoopsie!" pratfall and landed on his butt. Way to go, Sten. I laughed so hard I had trouble getting my CE to rejoin the battle (nimbly sidestepping her own trap, of course).
Shale: Because clearly, it is purple, and a hyena.
"Chanter says 'what?'" is always good for lulz, as is watching people fall in grease traps. My CE set one for the Darkspawn attacking Bodhan while she was stealthed, then un-stealthed herself to taunt the Darkspawn into running after her and into the trap. Of course what actually happened was that Sten charged up and into the trap before the Darkspawn could get near it, at which point he promptly did a Keystone Kops-style "whoopsie!" pratfall and landed on his butt. Way to go, Sten. I laughed so hard I had trouble getting my CE to rejoin the battle (nimbly sidestepping her own trap, of course).
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#28
Posté 15 septembre 2010 - 10:13
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Ah yes, traps. I've found that when one of my rogues sets a trap, it will inevitably be set off by either Alistair, Sten or Oghren.
I think that says something about most of the guys you're traveling with.
I think that says something about most of the guys you're traveling with.
#29
Posté 15 septembre 2010 - 10:35
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Arl Eamon (at Landsmeet): "Ah no, Warden. We cannot have the fate of Ferelden decided by your Dog whose loyalty can be bought with last night's dinner bone."
#30
Posté 15 septembre 2010 - 11:27
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Zy-El wrote...
Arl Eamon (at Landsmeet): "Ah no, Warden. We cannot have the fate of Ferelden decided by your Dog whose loyalty can be bought with last night's dinner bone."
Lol, I never tried the dog option. Then again, I never had one of the other characters act as champion, I do my own dirty work.
But truthfully, I think my dog was more loyal than my humanoid companions. He never turned on me.
#31
Posté 15 septembre 2010 - 11:40
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I have a dialogue and a line that cracks me up.
Dialogue:
Shale: I have a question for the painted elf
Zevran: The painted elf? You mean me? I quite like that - go ahead.
Shale: You are a Crow?
Zevran: Well... not exactly... yes i suppose I am, why?
Shale: So you like to defecate on poor unsuspecting statuary.
Zevran: (in best flirty voice) Given the chance, yes.
Shale: Stand far away from me elf, far, far away.
Zevran: Alas, this is not an uncommon reaction to my presance.
Line:
Warden: "Elves have strange powers."
Sten: "Being easily conquered does not constitute a 'power'."
Dialogue:
Shale: I have a question for the painted elf
Zevran: The painted elf? You mean me? I quite like that - go ahead.
Shale: You are a Crow?
Zevran: Well... not exactly... yes i suppose I am, why?
Shale: So you like to defecate on poor unsuspecting statuary.
Zevran: (in best flirty voice) Given the chance, yes.
Shale: Stand far away from me elf, far, far away.
Zevran: Alas, this is not an uncommon reaction to my presance.
Line:
Warden: "Elves have strange powers."
Sten: "Being easily conquered does not constitute a 'power'."
#32
Posté 16 septembre 2010 - 01:07
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Velanna: Tell me about your people, Dwarf.
Oghren: For one, we don't like being called Dwarf, Elf!
Oghren: For one, we don't like being called Dwarf, Elf!
#33
Posté 16 septembre 2010 - 01:29
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My girlfriend, who dislikes Morrigan with a passion, now always refers to her as Stinky Pants thanks to the 'unmentionables' conversation with dog.
#34
Posté 16 septembre 2010 - 03:02
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Jayce F wrote...
My girlfriend, who dislikes Morrigan with a passion, now always refers to her as Stinky Pants thanks to the 'unmentionables' conversation with dog.
Was it bad of me that the one time Dog gave me one of the dirty pantaloons that I gifted it to Morrigan after that conversation?
#35
Posté 16 septembre 2010 - 03:04
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Reika wrote...
Jayce F wrote...
My girlfriend, who dislikes Morrigan with a passion, now always refers to her as Stinky Pants thanks to the 'unmentionables' conversation with dog.
Was it bad of me that the one time Dog gave me one of the dirty pantaloons that I gifted it to Morrigan after that conversation?
I thought of doing that. What was her reaction?
Speaking of gift reactions, I like Shale's "I'm supposed to keep this, am I? Fine."
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#36
Posté 16 septembre 2010 - 03:07
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No special reaction to the pantaloons sadly, just Morrigan's default reaction to non-specific gifts.
After Alistair, Shale was my favorite companion. Wish we could've had her in GoA instead of that runic golem. That would've been great to see her reactions to stuff.
After Alistair, Shale was my favorite companion. Wish we could've had her in GoA instead of that runic golem. That would've been great to see her reactions to stuff.
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#37
Posté 16 septembre 2010 - 05:29
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"Oh, sod." - Guard in the female city elf origin
It makes me smile every time.
It makes me smile every time.
#38
Posté 16 septembre 2010 - 09:49
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At the circle tower if you bring Sten and have him deal with Carrol.
Sten: "Parshaara! Here! Munch on these if you like."
Carroll: "Ooh, cookies!"
Sten: "I am content to part with them if it saves us from this fool."
Warden: "Where'd you get those?"
Sten: "There was a child--a fat, slovenly thing--in the last village we passed. I relieved him of these confections. He did not need anymore."
Warden: "You stole cookies from a child?"
Sten: "For his own good."
Sten: "Parshaara! Here! Munch on these if you like."
Carroll: "Ooh, cookies!"
Sten: "I am content to part with them if it saves us from this fool."
Warden: "Where'd you get those?"
Sten: "There was a child--a fat, slovenly thing--in the last village we passed. I relieved him of these confections. He did not need anymore."
Warden: "You stole cookies from a child?"
Sten: "For his own good."
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#39
Posté 16 septembre 2010 - 11:07
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Aw, I was never able to get him to say the famous cookie dialogue! I've talked to Carrol with him in the party, but it's always Morrigan who ends up bullying the templar into letting us across. 
#40
Posté 16 septembre 2010 - 11:14
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There were two sequences of conversations that had me in stiches both involving Zevran funnily enough. The first was Wynne trying to get him to admit he feels guilty about all the people he has killed and Zevran keeps turning the conversation around to be about her "Busom" and the second involved Zevran betting Alistair some silvers he could get Morrigan. Later on he flirts with Morrigan who finally blushes and Zevran turns around to Alistair and says "You owe me five silvers yes?" Alistair simply replies "Makers breath" in shock.
