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[mellifera]

It brings a tear to my eye that this thread has taken a more positive bend, after the migraine inducing BS from earlier :')

[mellifera]

Haha, I am glad I checked it out again. Though I was fully prepared to get irritated and have to walk away. Very happy I didn't have to

[tool_bot]

lovgreno wrote...
3. Just becuse it's different from the standard steretype of what a atractive person should be like in fantasy. You know, the big human guy and the slim elven girl.

Dear god yes. Enough with the milimeter thick broad with two beach balls stapled to her chest. Or the 7 foot tall he-man with biceps bigger then his brain.

And for the record, the dwarven girls were ten times as hot as the elves and humans in Origins.

[Russalka]

Which archetype and class would be more preferable: rogue or warrior?

[Xewaka]

Shield Warrior. A strong, fierce and resilient character, with a soft spot under the defensive layers. With a touch of sardonic humor about her meatshield status in the party dynamic.

[SafetyShattered]

I am sorry man but I could not handle any female dwarven romances. I mean where would you...how would you...ewwwww so gross.

[tool_bot]

Shadowfang12 wrote...

I am sorry man but I could not handle any female dwarven romances. I mean where would you...how would you...ewwwww so gross.

Someone thinks way to much of themselves. 

[ShrinkingFish]

Nessa Surana wrote...

ShrinkingFish wrote...

This is me just kind of hoping they included a dwarf romance option someday as I do feel like such would give the artists the opportunity to explore different standards of beauty. I mean, we have seen countless times how an elf can be beautiful, how a human can be beautiful, and even how more exotic races can be beautiful (Avatar). But rarely have I seen any examples of dwarven beauty. Aimo's work being the one acception I can think of.

In that case, we both agree, and are talking circles around eachother.

I still doubt it will be in anything as soon as DA2 (still liking to be disproven!), but I would hope for an option in the next installment.

I adore Aimo and tysandri. They are the reasons I worked up my courage and came here at all.

Nothing wrong with talking circles. I am perfectly willing to go back and forth for a few more posts as we agree with eachother while pretending to disagree.

[mellifera]

Shadowfang12 wrote...

I am sorry man but I could not handle any female dwarven romances. I mean where would you...how would you...ewwwww so gross.

Just... go away.

[ShrinkingFish]

Xewaka wrote...

Shield Warrior. A strong, fierce and resilient character, with a soft spot under the defensive layers. With a touch of sardonic humor about her meatshield status in the party dynamic.

Actually... yes. This would be pretty awesome. I support this post.

[GodWood]

Shadowfang12 wrote...
I am sorry man but I could not handle any female dwarven romances. I mean where would you...how would you...ewwwww so gross.

I honestly don't get what you're trying to say.

[ShrinkingFish]

Shadowfang12 wrote...

I am sorry man but I could not handle any female dwarven romances. I mean where would you...how would you...ewwwww so gross.

It's cool. We're not asking you to

Feel free to stick with the Pirate Lady.

[Xewaka]

Shadowfang12 wrote...

I am sorry man but I could not handle any female dwarven romances. I mean where would you...how would you...ewwwww so gross.

I am sorry man but I could not handle any female elven romances. Those bones jutting everywhere out of their thinned flesh, without and ounce of meat to get a decent grip... how would you... ewwwww so gross.

[ShrinkingFish]

GodWood wrote...

Shadowfang12 wrote...
I am sorry man but I could not handle any female dwarven romances. I mean where would you...how would you...ewwwww so gross.

I honestly don't get what you're trying to say.

I'm not sure even he actually knew. Just trying to express his general dislike of the idea is my assumption.

[tool_bot]

ShrinkingFish wrote...

GodWood wrote...

Shadowfang12 wrote...
I am sorry man but I could not handle any female dwarven romances. I mean where would you...how would you...ewwwww so gross.

I honestly don't get what you're trying to say.

I'm not sure even he actually knew. Just trying to express his general dislike of the idea is my assumption.

I think he was trying to imply his girth was so great no mere dwarven woman could take him.

[ShrinkingFish]

tool_bot wrote...

ShrinkingFish wrote...

GodWood wrote...

Shadowfang12 wrote...
I am sorry man but I could not handle any female dwarven romances. I mean where would you...how would you...ewwwww so gross.

I honestly don't get what you're trying to say.

I'm not sure even he actually knew. Just trying to express his general dislike of the idea is my assumption.

I think he was trying to imply his girth was so great no mere dwarven woman could take him.

I think you might be a little too phallus minded.

And trying not to be too crude... wait. Nevermind, there is no way to say it without being too crude. So I guess I will be.

... Elves would present a bigger problem than dwarves in that regard. Just saying.

Modifié par ShrinkingFish, 03 octobre 2010 - 11:47 .

[mellifera]

Heh, they ain't called the stout folk for nothin'!

Modifié par yukidama, 04 octobre 2010 - 12:03 .

[tool_bot]

ShrinkingFish wrote...
I think you might be a little too phallus minded.

And trying not to be too crude... wait. Nevermind, there is no way to say it without being too crude. So I guess I will be.

... Elves would present a bigger problem than dwarves in that regard. Just saying.

Some guys are into so tight they can't breath.

Me, I like to be able to relieve myself without the soreness.

[ShrinkingFish]

tool_bot wrote...

ShrinkingFish wrote...
I think you might be a little too phallus minded.

And trying not to be too crude... wait. Nevermind, there is no way to say it without being too crude. So I guess I will be.

... Elves would present a bigger problem than dwarves in that regard. Just saying.

Some guys are into so tight they can't breath.

Me, I like to be able to relieve myself without the soreness.

You win.

It isn't that I can't be more crude than this... it is just that I am unwilling to be in mixed company.

[ShrinkingFish]

yukidama wrote...

Heh, they ain't called the stout folk for nothin'!

*barely contained snickering*

[Ortaya Alevli]

tool_bot wrote...

ShrinkingFish wrote...

GodWood wrote...

Shadowfang12 wrote...
I am sorry man but I could not handle any female dwarven romances. I mean where would you...how would you...ewwwww so gross.

I honestly don't get what you're trying to say.

I'm not sure even he actually knew. Just trying to express his general dislike of the idea is my assumption.

I think he was trying to imply his girth was so great no mere dwarven woman could take him.

As the saying goes around these parts...

{female reproductive component} of the short, {male reproductive component} of the beardless.

So I wouldn't count on it.

[Xewaka]

tool_bot wrote...

Some guys are into so tight they can't breath.

Me, I like to be able to relieve myself without the soreness.

Why did you have to turn this into a masturbation thread?

Besides, you seem to think DA dwarves have the size of lawn gnomes. This is a futile attempt, yet let me show you:



Notice how the lady dwarf height reaches the shoulder line of his loverboy? If you can't stand a head difference in stature, I honestly feel sorry for you.