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[DiggingistDog]

Post your favorite one liner by the witty Commander Shepard. This might lead to spoilers but I wasn’t sure where to post it so if a moderator can move it if they find it inappropriate for this section of the forums that would be great.
My favorite
To Warden Kuril
“Your nothing but a two bit slave trader and I don’t have time for it.”
Really, who does have time for slave trading these days?

[Nightwriter]

But I have so many favorites.

From serious ones...

"The lines between good and evil blur when we're looking at people we know."
"I wasn't protecting one of your people. I was protecting one of mine."

To the sillies...

"Yeah. Put more stuff in the... thing where stuff goes in."
"Is it just me or are you normally this b*tchy?"
"THERE'S A BOMB! GET OUT OF HERE!!"

[Ares Caesar]

Not really a true Shepard one liner, but I've been dying to find a way to insert it into a conversation.



"I delete data like you on the way to real errors."



"I'm going to dance next to you. If you want to think we're dancing together, go right ahead"

[DiggingistDog]

Ares Caesar wrote...



"I'm going to dance next to you. If you want to think we're dancing together, go right ahead"

Tried to use this at a Vegas club last summer.........didn't work.

[lolwot]

Gianna Parasini: You can't just bludgeon your way through bureaucracy.

Shepard: I can bludgeon pretty hard.

[mcreaghe]

"That hanar refuses to listen to reason. Why can't it act in a lawful and orderly manner?"

"Because it's a big, stupid jellyfish!"

[MsKlaussen]

I prefer FemShep's helpful advice, sprinkled around to deserving enemies:

"You're working too hard"  (stab...zap!)

"You talk too much" (blam!)

"I've got a nice shot of Medi-gel here ready to go...but if you'd rather I just keep walkin..."

"If you hurry maybe you can find a nice shady tree to sit under while you bleed out"


FemShep. Heart of gold...

[PWENER]

"You gatta be kidding me"

"Im sick of your political bull****!" *Everything in a 3 mile radius has an orgasm*

Modifié par PWENER, 24 septembre 2010 - 12:47 .

[stewie1974]

Flatly and unethusiastically to one biotic god.... "Charge..."

[Khayness]

"I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?"

[Elite Midget]

"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store in the Citadel"

[Annihilator27]

"Im sorry im having trouble hearing you, Im getting alot of bull**** on this line"

[Quething]

"She sounds amazing." - to that guy going on about Morinth and Expel 10. It's not the words themselves, it's the way Hale says it. Totally out of character for a good half my femSheps but I still hit it every time. Her mocking sarcasm is perfect, just cracks me the hell up.

[Water Dumple]

If anyone actually hasn't seen these two yet, a good source of inspiration is Commander Shepard is Such a Jerk and then the ME2 version Commander Shepard is Still a Jerk.

ME1: "Commander? Is this some kind of game? Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again?"
"You know it!"

ME2: "Hey, everyone! This store discriminates against the poor!"

Modifié par Water Dumple, 24 septembre 2010 - 01:29 .

[gpcowdog]

"Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring."

or

"Wrex."

Modifié par gpcowdog, 24 septembre 2010 - 05:01 .

[Arbalest7]

Joker: "It'll be even better than the old times."



Shepard: "I hope so...I died."

[Nezzer]

Shep: Anoleis has your evidence now.

Lorik Qui'in: You.. why?

Shep: You refused to testify. Obviously you hate justice and deserve this.

Lorik: What insane breed of logic is that?

[jakal66]

"marriage and a lotta blue babies"( or something like that I can't recall exactly)

[Charge-Headshot]

mcreaghe wrote...

"That hanar refuses to listen to reason. Why can't it act in a lawful and orderly manner?"
"Because it's a big, stupid jellyfish!"

I was going to post this one but decided to see if someone beat me to it.
Love this line:lol:

[MrFob]

“Do you think you’ll get to hear the sound you’ll make when you hit the bottom before you die?”



and (though not technically a one liner) the conversation with Udina:

U: “Shepard! You talked to the council without telling me?”

S: “It’s getting better Udina, they wanted to reinstate me as a spectre and I told them where to shove it.”

U: “Do the words political s**tstorm mean anything to you?”

[Iakus]

From ME 1:



Mira: It looks like you are trying to restore this facility. Would you like some help?

Shepard: Oh crap, a pop-up.



"Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that sound like a good idea."



(upon seeing the Thorian) "We're gonna need bigger guns."





Asari Councilor: Commander. Is this some kind of game? Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again?

Shepard: You know it.

(man I wish I could talk to TIM like that)



Turian Councilor: Do you take pleasure from committing genocide, Shepard?

Shepard: Depends on the species, Turian.



A pity so many of the really funny lines are renegade.

[Rapamaha1]

threat this big, rules go out of the window



fancy hardware isnt gona save you



I should go

[Aradace]

End of ME2: "Sorry, having trouble hearing you. Im getting alot of Bull**** on this line"

[Aradace]

damn double post >.>

Modifié par Aradace, 24 septembre 2010 - 09:32 .

[ObserverStatus]

"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions."