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[lost lupus]

kasumi DLC

Donovan Hock (addressing kasumi) :  you know im willing to kill you for it

*shepard looks at one of hock's statue's pulls out the new gun and casualy examines it*

Donovan Hock (still talking to kasumi): i'll admitt your skill's are impresive

*shepard shoots one statue*

shepard: i got your attention?

Modifié par lost lupus, 24 septembre 2010 - 10:01 .

[Phategod1]

Sheppard: Im sorry im having trouble hearing you, Im getting alot of bull**** on this line

Sheppard: I wont be second guessed on my own ship by my own ship

Eclipse soldier: I have nothing more to say to you wooaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Sheppard: How about good bye?

Wrex: Next you'll tell me he's a quint and craps dark matter. 

Modifié par Phategod1, 24 septembre 2010 - 10:41 .

[FuturePasTimeCE]

lost lupus wrote...

kasumi DLC

Donovan Hock (addressing kasumi) :  you know im willing to kill you for it

*shepard looks at one of hock's statue's pulls out the new gun and casualy examines it*

Donovan Hock (still talking to kasumi): i'll admitt your skill's are impresive

*shepard shoots one statue*

shepard: i got your attention?

man, sheperd's character is awesome... he's like william shatner as captain kirk (the greatest captain ever... ultra-sarcastic)

Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

"I've only been mostly dead. Try finding that on government paperwork."
"Those guys were a waste of skin, scales, ... whatever."
"Just once I want someone to say - "Sure, I'll help you. Right now, let's go, no strings attached!"."

LMAO... i play the game over again just to rehear the script... great writing... 

Phategod1 wrote...

Im sorry im having trouble hearing you, Im getting alot of bull**** on this line

I wont second guess on my own ship by my own ship

Eclipse soldier: I have nothing more to say to you wooaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Sheppard: How about good bye?

funny... the game is awesome... it's like playing a really great tv show and or movie with superb writing even if there are plotholes...

[Zepheera]

Joker: Ah, does it breach uniform regs if I get that on a crew shirt? Because this is my favorite "You have no choice!" choice ever.



Shepard: Technically this is a civilian ship. I'm probably lucky you're still wearing pants.

[Icinix]

Zepheera wrote...

Joker: Ah, does it breach uniform regs if I get that on a crew shirt? Because this is my favorite "You have no choice!" choice ever.

Shepard: Technically this is a civilian ship. I'm probably lucky you're still wearing pants.

Seconded.  First time I heard it I nearly laughed myself to tears.

Really though, there are way too many to list.

[FuturePasTimeCE]

Zepheera wrote...

Joker: Ah, does it breach uniform regs if I get that on a crew shirt? Because this is my favorite "You have no choice!" choice ever.

Shepard: Technically this is a civilian ship. I'm probably lucky you're still wearing pants.

:lol::lol:funny

[Khayness]

Zepheera wrote...

Joker: Ah, does it breach uniform regs if I get that on a crew shirt? Because this is my favorite "You have no choice!" choice ever.

Shepard: Technically this is a civilian ship. I'm probably lucky you're still wearing pants.

Where and how do you get these lines?

[JediSoth]

Water Dumple wrote...

If anyone actually hasn't seen these two yet, a good source of inspiration is Commander Shepard is Such a Jerk and then the ME2 version Commander Shepard is Still a Jerk.

ME1: "Commander? Is this some kind of game? Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again?"
"You know it!"

ME2: "Hey, everyone! This store discriminates against the poor!"

I'm a die-hard Paragon Shepard, but I could listen to those all day. Sometimes it's fun to be bad.

[Roenik]

"Say goodnight Manuel."

[LuxDragon]

"You forget... I'm a Spectre too."

[GreenSoda]

After throwing a Turian, who was trying to hire Femshep as a hooker, across the screen:
"Happy times are over"

Also the classic:
"Shepard ?...but I thought you were dead !"
"I got better"

Modifié par GreenSoda, 24 septembre 2010 - 04:09 .

[TheShadowmancer]

"I should go," and "thats all for now,"



Are truly memorable quotes from the ME series. This is an example of bioware writing at its best

[Fraevar]

femShep: "You talk too much!"

[FuturePasTimeCE]

Khayness wrote...

Zepheera wrote...

Joker: Ah, does it breach uniform regs if I get that on a crew shirt? Because this is my favorite "You have no choice!" choice ever.

Shepard: Technically this is a civilian ship. I'm probably lucky you're still wearing pants.

Where and how do you get these lines?

you got to talk to everybody and mainly pick the renegade lower right dialogue^_^

Modifié par FuturePasTimeCE, 24 septembre 2010 - 05:10 .

[FouCapitan]

Joker - "Oh another dangerous alien aboard, Commander. Thanks! Why can't you collect coins or commemorative plates, or something."

[phoenixofthunder]

ME1:::: Shepard: Whoops!



ME2:::: Shepard: Garrus!

[CARL_DF90]

Shepard to TIM: "I'm going to win this war and I'll do it without sacrificing the soul of our species."

Modifié par CARL_DF90, 24 septembre 2010 - 09:06 .

[Pocketgb]

"I have to go."

[MrDizazta]

I should go.

[acManic]

"Say goodnight, Manuel"

"We are gonna need bigger guns" (its kind of awesome to imagine Shepard saying that line at the end of ME2 hah =D)



"BECAUSE ITS A BIG STUPID JELLYFISH!"

"I've had enough of your snide insinuations/disingenuous assertions"

"Best way to stop that is to show me your competent."

"I can't spend gratitude."

"No a credit chit!"



I feel like I'm missing some of my favs but oh well XD

[Zepheera]

Khayness wrote...

Zepheera wrote...

Joker: Ah, does it breach uniform regs if I get that on a crew shirt? Because this is my favorite "You have no choice!" choice ever.

Shepard: Technically this is a civilian ship. I'm probably lucky you're still wearing pants.

Where and how do you get these lines?

It's the neutral dialogue option the first time you talk to Joker after you get on the Normandy.  When he's talking about the leather seats.

The delivery of the lines (at least for FemShep) is hilarious.

Modifié par Zepheera, 26 septembre 2010 - 05:08 .

[MobiusTyr]

"I'm Commander Shepard, and I am not a homosexual." ~Hidden Audio files originally meant to be put in while talking with Mordin.