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[Nightwriter]

- In Kasumi's loyalty mission -

Shepard: Aha!

Kasumi: You found a good DNA sample?

Shepard: Nope. A credit chit!

[Aedan_Cousland]

"Say goodnight, Manuel"

*Falcon punch*

*THUD*




"You're a bean counter Jeung, I'm a Spectre. Tell me. How good are those odds?"

[abstractwhiz]

- Meeting Conrad Verner -

Conrad: "How about signing me on as another Spectre?"

Shepard: "Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that sound like a good idea."



- The Shepard Pep Talk -

Shepard: If you want to help Urdnot you'll need to get back there. But it would take a real badass to make it back while injured.

Krogan Scout: I can do it!

Shepard: You! I said a badass, not some scout whining like a quarian with a tummy ache.

Tali (if she's in the squad): I'm standing right here!



- Drinking with Chakwas -

Shepard: Here's to simply being happily drunk.



- Shepard on the scientific method -

Shepard: I take it you're a scientist?

Fortack: I used to be a scientist. I designed weapons. Now my genius is wasted on frivolous things. Things that don't explode. My predecessor said no one would understand the true worth of my work. As I pulled my blade from his chest, I knew he was telling the truth.

Shepard: Not exactly what I would call effective academic peer review.





And finally, the best one.



- Shepard says it best when he says nothing at all -

Uvenk: Aliens don't know strength! My followers are true krogan! Everything about Grunt is a lie!

Shepard: *headbutts Uvenk*

[Commander Maklai]

"just once i wish someone would just say sure! Lets go right now! No strings attatched!"