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[Kusy]

Important notification: Further viewing of this thread my hinder your Mass Effect 2 experience, since internet is a serious bussines, I feel obliged to warn you. This thread is pure nitpicking on my side, it does not negate awesomness of Mass Effect 2, nor it means that I disliked the game.














Here I was, minding my own bussines, doing what I was born to do... scaning for resources that is. My ship's shackeled AI was nice enought to inform me that we are picking up an anomaly on the planet I orginaly intended to scan. It showed up that some moron crashed a freighter on the surface... I know how it is with those crashes, there's allways some resources scattered around so I jumped in my armor and hit the shore in search for some salvage - as I usualy do when a situation like this arises.
I found the ship, disabled it's distress beacon (so I can salvage the garbage without interference from any other grave digger like myself) and what happens? I get attacked by a bunch of mechs! Damn, I got pissed off! If that was not bad enought the weather started to get ugly! Now I wasn't able to salvage my share of the wreck!
So you all can imagine how angry I was, I tracked down where that bloody ship went before it crashed ino that planet, who knows, maybee I'll get a prize for finding their property... and they don't have to know I first wanted to steal it.
So this flying scrap was last docked on Jarrahe Station. I flied there imidietly only to discover it was abandoned! And everyone aboard was dead!
Damn now I was really pissed. I boarded the ship to see if there's anyone to yell at left and something really weird occured to me... one of the dead scientists there... he looked somewhat familiar. It was Bob! But that's not all, next to Bob there was lying... another Bob! And another one! And guess what? There were ten dead Bobs in total on that station... weird shizzles happen in the universe doesn't it? And since I don't expect you guys to belive me just because I say it was like that, I took pictures of all those Bobs bodies! Here you go!



I coudn't take a photo of all the Bobs in there because the station's VI started to feak out and I had to scram in case it would call the authorieties. When I got back on my ship I decided to investigate this case and it showed up it wasn't the first photos of dead Bobs I had in my album (yeah I sometimes take pictures of corpses, in case there's a finder's fee). That one time, those Cerberus guys asked me to recapture a captured deep-cover  agent "Tyrone Rawlings" from Eclipse mercenaries. I was shocked! This "Tyrone Rawlings" also showed up to be Bob! There also was a Bob in a Blue Sun infested base! 
This was a case for me - Commander Shepard... Someone was killing Bobs all around the galaxy, and I kew the only person who could crac this was me. Who knows... maybee even the Reapers were involved? I must find out who's behind this Bobslauther!

Modifié par Mr.Kusy, 24 septembre 2010 - 01:15 .

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Bob has ten twins?

[Kusy]

They are not twins then...

[SgtPotato]

I hope you doesn't end up to meet Garys somewhere in Vault 108.

[Water Dumple]

"B.O.B." is just a common line of security mechs designed to appear more charismatic with human-like qualities.

They are not combat-equipped.

[Kusy]

And seriously speaking... there are like 3 face presets for bodies faces in the game. It does get hilarious when 3 out of 4 corpses in one room have the same face... there's also a bald chick preset. And those were the only ones on that N7 mission, every corpse on the station is eigter this Bob or that bald chick.

[HK-90210]

I cannot sit idly by while Bobs all around the galaxy are being killed for the amusment of ME2 level designers. How many Bobs were killed in the Overlord DLC pack?! 20? 30?!

This cannot be allowed to continue!

Modifié par CastonFolarus, 24 septembre 2010 - 07:12 .

[CroGamer002]

lol

Bob has big family.

[FuturePasTimeCE]

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Bob has ten twins?

clones?

[AntiChri5]

Amusing discovery, OP.

[Nightodie]

Bob must be related to Gary from vault 108.

[DoomMech]

EDI: Shepard I've finished decrypting the Tyrone Rawlings data recovered from the Eclipse Base:

To: The Illusive Man
From: Agent Rawlings
Subject: Project B.O.B

As per your orders, I have finished colating data on the final phase of Project B.O.B. Suffice it to say, the clones are settling in quite nicely. However, I've had to terminate several errant clones due to latent defects. I've also run into problems with numerous clones being assigned to one place. No less than ten clones have been assigned to Jarahe Station. The station emplyees may think something's amiss.

Orders on how to resolve situation?

To: Agent Rawlings
From:The Illusive Man
Subject: Re: Project B.O.B

We can't allow the rest of the galaxy to discover the project. Terminate the station and it's occupants. Make it look like an accident.

To: The Illusive Man
From: Agent Rawlings
Subject: Termination of Jarahe Station

As you ordered Jarahe Station is terminated. Introduction of a virus to the station VI resulted in a hostile intelligence which subsequently killed all onboard.

Standing by for new orders.

[CroGamer002]

OK seriously in 4 months only 12 posts?!

I have to revive this necro thread.

[scottelite]

Tonight, a Bob died in New York.

Somebody knows why.

[CmdrKankrelat]

I noticed this too playing Overlord. OP, your post was hilarious!

[gabrielk2020]

Ah yes, "Bob Clones." We have dismissed that claim.

[Selenora]

Lol, the Reapers did that to confuse you you know

[darknoon5]

This thread won an internets.

[General Douchington]

scottelite wrote...

Tonight, a Bob died in New York.
Somebody knows why.

There doesn't seem to be a lot of the same faces around these days.

What do you expect? The Bob's dead.

[leggywillow]

The original Bob was one of Cerberus's first employees.  They've been making clones from his DNA ever since they started running low on warm bodies to fill their project quotas (the quota that 99% or more of the employees should be horribly murdered before the project's end).