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[Phaedon]

I thought that this is the right place to create this thread, as it contains 'Lair Of The Shadow Broker' spoilers. If this is the wrong section, then please move it. 

So, the Shadow Broker tried to intimidate our squad members when we were about to catch him () but he wasn't successful enough.

Help the Shadow Broker by posting better lines to intimidate Shepard's squadmates !

Example:

Squadmate: Jacob

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Heavy risk bringing Mr.Taylor with you, but the priii...
Liara: You are not putting your hand on any classical Mass Effect memes !

[Sledge454]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. At least you brought me both Shepard and Ms. Lawson, T'soni. Their deaths will cripple Cerberus.

LT: You're not putting a hand on... DAT ASS.

[Jonesey2k]

You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I'm surprised Mr Massani came along, I thought he'd be too go'damn busy to go chasing after shadows...

Modifié par Jonesey2k, 27 septembre 2010 - 07:55 .

[FlyinElk212]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I'm surprised you brought the quarian. I hear she's rather sick after her tangles with the Commander.

LT: You're not putting your hands on...wait, what? OH F*** YOU, SHEPARD!

[Hopefire]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I'm surprised the Geth came along. Do you know if he needs a 2v2 for Galaxy of Fantasy? I have a L615 Krogan Paladin in full tier 1138 gear, with the legendary omni-tool. The strat forums indicate Necromancer/Paladin is pretty OP right now.

LT: You're not... I have no idea what you just said.

Modifié par Hopefire, 26 septembre 2010 - 11:46 .

[Gabey5]

your not putting your hands on anyone

[Dean_the_Young]

Squadmate: Jacob

Shadow Broker: You travel with boring companions, doctor.

Liara: ...true.

[betd2]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I'm surprised you brought the Quarian. I don't even think the two of you had any plot relevant dialog in the last game.



LT: You're not putting your hands on, um, what was your name again?



Tali: Keelah, nobody ever remembers my name.

[Nightwriter]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. The redhead tried to sleep with me. She rambled for 40 minutes about how she wanted to get to know my beautiful species through sex.

Liara: Kelly?! How did you get here?! Get off the yahg! Get OFF! Bad Kelly!

[MarchWaltz]

betd2 wrote...

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I'm surprised you brought the Quarian. I don't even think the two of you had any plot relevant dialog in the last game.

LT: You're not putting your hands on, um, what was your name again?

Tali: Keelah, nobody ever remembers my name.

When I was playing Mass Effect 1, I always called her darth vader-lady.

[SaltBot]

"You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. An Asari Justicar is a rare...sight...."

"Eyes up here."

"You're not putting your hands...on...."

"EYES UP HERE!"

[Veen130]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Ugly Shepard looks absolutely hidious, Yet he gets so many babes fighting over him. Why can't I get a girl friend? They always say that I have a nice personality, but they just want to be friends.

LT: Ha! No one is putting their hands on you!

[Skyblade012]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I'm surprised you brought Mr. Massani. You know none of his teammates ever survive.

[AresXX7]

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I'm surprised you brought Ms. Goto....wha? where's my wallet??

Liara: You are not putting your hands on any.....hey! Where's my necklace??

Kasumi: .........

Modifié par AriesXX7, 27 septembre 2010 - 02:55 .

[Blackbelt749]

Veen130 wrote...

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Ugly Shepard looks absolutely hidious, Yet he gets so many babes fighting over him. Why can't I get a girl friend? They always say that I have a nice personality, but they just want to be friends.
LT: Ha! No one is putting their hands on you!

You owe me a new computer screen. My previous one is now covered in soda thanks to you.

[Onyx Jaguar]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. At least you brought me both Shepard and Duke Nukem, T'soni. Earth will be a lucrative market without their saviors.

DN: No one steals our chicks... and lives...

Shepard: Wait what?

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SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. At least you brought me both Shepard and Captain Anderson, T'soni. Human influence on the council will be crippled

Liara: You are not putting a hand on anyone!

Anderson: True enough

Modifié par Onyx Jaguar, 27 septembre 2010 - 03:01 .

[jackkel dragon]

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I was unaware you were acquainted with Dr. T'Soni.

Liara: You aren't... wait... what?

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Shadow Broker: You travel with fascist companions, doctor.

Liara: Do not continue that line.

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Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Ms. Goto appears to be suffering from a texture incompatability glitch.

Liara: Give the missing textures back NAO!

[xlavaina]

Watching that entire thing was painful... I have two complaints about character comments:



1. Why the heck are Jacob's and Miranda's comments the same? Jacob's death wouldn't cripple Cerberus...



2. Why is there no mention of Tali's previous dealings with the Shadow Broker? Seriously? That is a perfect plot connection to make between ME1 and 2...

[Giggles_Manically]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. At least you brought me both Shepard and The Illusive Man, with their deaths Cerberus will fall to me.

TIM: Think again <Perfect headshot>

Shepard and Liara both look stunned.

TIM: Looks like I just <puts on shades> broke the Shadow Broker.

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Onyx Jaguar]

BRING THAT THREAD BACK NAO

[Veen130]

Blackbelt749 wrote...

Veen130 wrote...

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Ugly Shepard looks absolutely hidious, Yet he gets so many babes fighting over him. Why can't I get a girl friend? They always say that I have a nice personality, but they just want to be friends.
LT: Ha! No one is putting their hands on you!

You owe me a new computer screen. My previous one is now covered in soda thanks to you.

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. *Looks at Zaeed* Wait! No you don't.

[Veen130]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. At least you brought me both Shepard and The Illusive Man, with their deaths Cerberus will fall to me.
TIM: Think again
Shepard and Liara both look stunned.
TIM: Looks like I just broke the Shadow Broker.
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHA!!!
I literally fell off my chair after reading that. This deserves its own thread!

[scorptatious]

xlavaina wrote...

Watching that entire thing was painful... I have two complaints about character comments:

1. Why the heck are Jacob's and Miranda's comments the same? Jacob's death wouldn't cripple Cerberus...

2. Why is there no mention of Tali's previous dealings with the Shadow Broker? Seriously? That is a perfect plot connection to make between ME1 and 2...

There actually is. After you beat the Shadow Broker, you can check Tali's files on the computer in his office. There's a series of e-mails between them.

[SweetPuff]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. At least you brought me both Shepard and ... Samuel L Jackson? ... *sweat*

No further words needed.

Modifié par SweetPuff, 27 septembre 2010 - 03:21 .