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[xlavaina]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. At least you brought me both Shepard and The Illusive Man, with their deaths Cerberus will fall to me.
TIM: Think again
Shepard and Liara both look stunned.
TIM: Looks like I just broke the Shadow Broker.
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/thread

[Veen130]

SB: Ahh, yes "Companion". A skilled individual recruited by Shepard to help him on his mission against the Collectors, allegedly wait beyond the Omega 4 relay. We have dismissed that claim.

[scorptatious]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions doctor. I'm surprised you brought Yeomen chambers here. I could use someone to update me on my messages and um, give me a little "extra-extra". If you know what I mean.



Shepard: You're not putting you hands on her you slimy bastard, she's MINE!



Liara: What??



Shepard: Um, I mean, uh... Gotta go!

[earthbornFemShep]

FlyinElk212 wrote...

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I'm surprised you brought the quarian. I hear she's rather sick after her tangles with the Commander.
LT: You're not putting your hands on...wait, what? OH F*** YOU, SHEPARD!

win.

AriesXX7 wrote...

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I'm surprised you brought Ms. Goto....wha? where's my wallet??

Liara: You are not putting your hands on any.....hey! Where's my necklace??

Kasumi: .........../../../images/forum/emoticons/whistling.png

that line had me in stitches

Modifié par earthbornFemShep, 27 septembre 2010 - 03:36 .

[earthbornFemShep]

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I'm surprised you brought Thane, one Drell not good enough for you?



Liara: What? I... errr... didn't put my hands on anyone!

[jackkel dragon]

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I've heard that Blasto the jellyfish stings.

Liara: This one has had enough of your solid waste excretions.

Blasto: Does the criminal scum feel lucky?

Shadow Broker: It is pointless to challenge me, hanar. You are a fad, but I have been awaited since 2007.

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Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. The Shadow Broker is thought to be a collective of individuals that knows everything that occurs in the galaxy.

Liara: You aren't putting your hands on... yourself?

Shadow Broker: I am skilled in the art of pleasureing myself, while you fumble in ignorance.

Liara:

[JediHealerCosmin]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. At least you brought me both Shepard and Captain Anderson, T'soni. Human influence on the council will be crippled

Liara: You are not putting a hand on anyone!

Anderson: True enough

Nice one  


SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Though I am not sure exactly what this fellow can actually do to stop me.

Liara: Well, he can... he can...

Guybrush: I can hold my breath for ten minutes!

SB: You fight like a cow.

[Schneidend]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Studying Ambassador Udina's potent fist clench will greatly empower the political arm of my criminal empire.



Liara: You're not going to lay a hand on Udina's hands!

[Moiaussi]

SB, in a British accent: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I know another who goes by that title, you know. Pity for you that you are not he. By the way, the Geth? They were my idea. Quarian research faciltiies were so easy to hack.



Legion, revealing a previously hidden disintigration beam): EXTERMINATE! (one-shots Shepard, then Liara disintigrating them)



SB: Good Geth.

[Esbatty]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Thank you for bringing to me Urz, Prince of All Varr- ARGH!



Liara: Now you don't hands to lay on anyone.

[MobiusTyr]

You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Jack is an STD pool and is currently infecting my ****ing ship. You will pay.

You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. My genius predicts that this object will be the drells down fall (pulls out super soaker and sprays thane).

You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. The most fascinating being Miranda's ass.

You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Except Jacob, will you please leave the room Jacob I can feel your aura of boredom from here.

You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. The geth had interconnected with EDI several times already, yes... It gives a whole new meaning to 'cyber sex.'

You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I'm surprise the turian had it in him to see it through this long mission, he quits an awful lot. Oh, Shepard's here... Thats why.... Riiiiight.

You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Kasumi Goto please note that there is nothing worth stealing here, all the information here is electronical and not on your boring 'Book paper'.

You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Zaeed Massani will likely get you killed.

You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. The krogan is suffering from furios masturbation.

You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. The Salarian scientists songs must entertain you for quite some time... Until he croaks.

You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. The quarian which is known as 'Tali' keeps searching the extranet for nude photo shopped pics of Commander Shepard, I suggest you intervene.

You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I'm surprised you were able to visually work your way past Samara's black hole of cleavage. Luckily for me.... I'm gay.

[AlexMBrennan]

Sorry, I preferred this one:

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I was unaware you were acquainted with Dr. T'Soni.



Liara: You aren't... wait... what?

[JRCHOharry]

You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Kasumi will no doubt be an excellent... Wait.. Where did she go?

[Giggles_Manically]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. At least you brought me both Shepard and Sylvester Stallone, and Jet Li, and Jason Statham, and Dolph Lundgren, and Terry Crews, and Mickey Rourke. But you must know.. they are all expendable?

Liara: Why did Cerberus use another Lazarus Project on all of these guys?

Shep: I guess TIM really liked that movie...

[foilpainter]

I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes! It was fun reading this thread...thanks to all the comedic genuises out there!

[CaptainZaysh]

SweetPuff wrote...

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. At least you brought me both Shepard and ... Samuel L Jackson? ... *sweat*

Enough is enough.  I have had it with this motherf**king Yahg on this motherf**king ship.

[lastpatriot]

This thread is now on the edge of winning that "EPIC THREAD" award!

lol....

[r0ckfan]

SB: You travel with fascinationg compandions, doctor. atleast you brought me the burger king i really wanted a cheese burger.



Joker hobbles in: you arent putting a hand on MY cheese burger. Do you know how hard it is to get real cow meat burgers

[Phaedon]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions doctor, I was surprised that...oh Garrus DO WANT !

Liara: You are not putting your hands on...

SB: *grabs Garrus plushie*

Garrus: Ok, this is just weird.

[Prozac5000]

you travel with interesting companions doctor, the pole up Archangels ass is remakably concealed for a man of his reputation.

[AlexMBrennan]

Is it sad that I think of Dr. Who instead of Dr. T' Soni?

Possibly. Unfortunately this statement could be misinterpreted as you suggesting that The Doctor of "Dr Who" fame is called Dr Who.

Modifié par AlexMBrennan, 27 septembre 2010 - 05:18 .

[ElectronicFerret]

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. You did realize what her name is an anagram of, did you not?

Liara: Hey, wait. You're not putting a hacksaw on ANYONE!

Dr. Chakwas: 

[Moiaussi]

AlexMBrennan wrote...

Is it sad that I think of Dr. Who instead of Dr. T' Soni?

Possibly. Unfortunately this statement could be misinterpreted as you suggesting that The Doctor of "Dr Who" fame is called Dr Who.

To be fair, he didn't go out of his way to correct anyone, nor if they took it as an indication that he was a medical doctor.

[Ahriman]

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Wait... where is the third?

Liara: He's putting his hands on you.

Shadow Broker: ?

Harbinger: I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS.



(I miss Habinger's thread)