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[CroGamer002]

You're still missing Kasumi with blank Greybox and before doing her loyalty, Morinth and Samara before loyalty or screwing it up.

[Aradace]

FlyinElk212 wrote...

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I'm surprised you brought the quarian. I hear she's rather sick after her tangles with the Commander.
LT: You're not putting your hands on...wait, what? OH F*** YOU, SHEPARD!

I dont have anything to add to this really but I had to give FlyinElk props for this one.  Too bad for me though I had a mouth full of Coke Zero at the time I read it, as it all ended up shooting out of my nose lol

[Moiaussi]

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I recognize Commander Shepard, but who are those others you are with?



Bioware: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL



SB: *Inexplicably engages Shepard and Liara in a pointless, suicidal combat rather than even try to negotiate or flee.*

[Jonesey2k]

You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I'm surprised that you brought Mr Masanni along. His hip will probably go at any moment...

[CroGamer002]

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Why the hell Shepard even recruited Conrad let alone bring him here?

Liara: You are free to lay your hands on him. PLEASE!

[Cra5y Pineapple]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. At least you brought me both Shepard and The Illusive Man, with their deaths Cerberus will fall to me.
TIM: Think again
Shepard and Liara both look stunned.
TIM: Looks like I just broke the Shadow Broker.
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pure win.

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. at least you brought me both Shepard and Master Chief. With their deaths the shooter industry will die.
Master Chief: *Walks out of room*
Shepard: Chief, were are you going?
Master Chief: Sir, finishing this fight.
*Credits roll.*

[Dean_the_Young]

Wizz wrote...

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Wait... where is the third?
Liara: He's putting his hands on you.
Shadow Broker: ?
Harbinger: I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS.

(I miss Habinger's thread)

Yes, well, someone had to put it out of its misery.

[MuteSpeech]

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I'm impressed you were able to acquire the boy adept before the council was able to.
Anakin: Where am I?
Qui-Gon Jinn: You won't lay your hands on the boy, he's destined to bring balance to the Force!
Liara: ...what?

Modifié par MuteSpeech, 27 septembre 2010 - 10:38 .

[Annihilator27]

lastpatriot wrote...

This thread is now on the edge of winning that "EPIC THREAD" award!

lol....

I think we're heading into meme territory lol

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, Doctor
SB: Im surprised the turian councilor, Velarn. His incompetence makes him blind
Liara: You're not putting a hand on anyone
SB: Its pointless to challenge me asari
Velarn: I've come here to see this supposed SB for myself, and since your clearly not It. I have dissmissed this claim *Starts to walk off*
SB: Who do you think you are coming in here li-Velarn turns around does the air qoute and He simply vanishes
Shepard: "The Fu"

[SaltBot]

[rwilli80]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. At least you brought me both Shepard and The Illusive Man, with their deaths Cerberus will fall to me.
TIM: Think again
Shepard and Liara both look stunned.
TIM: Looks like I just broke the Shadow Broker.
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You win the internet.

[Dean_the_Young]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, Doctor. But watch in envy at my all-female sex orgy bodyguards.



Liara:You're not putting a hand on any- any- oh, my... can I touch?

[ADLegend21]

SB: You travel with interesting companions , Doctor. Wrex.

Wrex: Shadow Broker

[Giggles_Manically]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, Doctor. At least you brought me Shepard and the Lone Wanderer, you must know that-

LW:<ENTERS VATS MODE>

<Targets: HEAD>

beep

<Camera zooms to Gauss Rifle>

KKKAACCHIIINNGGG!

<SHADOW BROKER HEAD CRIPLED>

GOOD KARMA GAINED!

[PWENER]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions doctor, I'm surprised that you brought... wait... what is that?



*TIM pops up in a hologram*



TIM: Shepard, kill the Shadow Broker and keep the base. The information can dominate the gala... err, stop the reapers.



Shepard: Really? Again?



Liara: I thought I was keeping it? *does puppy eyes*



SB: WTF?



Shepard: Fine you can keep it Liara. How can I say no to that cute face.



TIM: DAMMIT!

[Giggles_Manically]

PWENER wrote...

SB: You travel with fascinating companions doctor, I'm surprised that you brought... wait... what is that?
*TIM pops up in a hologram*
TIM: Shepard, kill the Shadow Broker and keep the base. The information can dominate the gala... err, stop the reapers.
Shepard: Really? Again?
Liara: I thought I was keeping it? *does puppy eyes*
SB: WTF?
Shepard: Fine you can keep it Liara. How can I say no to that cute face.
TIM: DAMMIT!

TIM may have an awesome voice but he cant compete with puppy dog eyes.

[JediHealerCosmin]

ADLegend21 wrote...

SB: You travel with interesting companions , Doctor. Wrex.
Wrex: Shadow Broker

Win

[Silvanend]

SB: You travel with annoying companions, doctor.

Udina: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

[PWENER]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions doctor, I'm surprised you brought Subject Zero... did she explain the scratching down in... the lower bottom... before the suicide mission?



Shepard: SAY WHAT!?



Jack: Ooops...



Liara: You are not putting your hands on me.

[aznsoisauce]

SaltBot wrote...

THANK YOU

[Mr. Gogeta34]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions doctor, I'm surprised you didn't invite them over for dinner.  We could've had hamburgers.... hotdogs.... ham sandwhiches... tacos... cheetos... doritos... and those really yummy gummy fruit snacks that I've been hooked on for the last few days.

Modifié par Mr. Gogeta34, 28 septembre 2010 - 04:01 .

[Cancer Puppet]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Thank you for bringing me Kalish bint Sinan al Jilani, T'soni. I've gotten tired of both her snide insinuations and disingenuous assertions.



Liara: You're not laying a hand on anyone!



Shepard: No, actually that's alright.



SB: Shadow Broker PUNCH!!!

[Cancer Puppet]

Not to blow my own horn, but I think I just won this thread.

[Hopefire]

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I'm surprised you brought the Sith Lord. He's a weak old man in an iron mask.



Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith... disturbing.



[Force chokes Shadow Broker to death]



Darth Vader: Apology accepted, Shadow Broker.



Liara: You didn't even have to lay your hands on him!

[Cancer Puppet]

okay, that's pretty good too.