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[PWENER]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Thank you for bringing me Jeff Moreau... his experties will prove useful.

Joker: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Im supposed to be in the Normandy. What the hell Shepard!?

Shepard: I gibbed the game to use you as a squadmate.

Joker: Are you kidding me?! It says in the squad menu that my class is... CRIPPLE EXTRAORDINAIRE!?

Shepard: Originally it was going to be "Joker the cripple boy wonder".

Joker: WHAT!? My class power is nagging!?

Shepard: I plan to evolve it to "bad joke". It's good, does around 240 damage per second. It's really excrutiating.

Liara: Don't put your hands on him Shadow Broker! You'll break him!

Modifié par PWENER, 28 septembre 2010 - 04:10 .

[Randy1012]

Shadow Broker: "You travel with fascinating companions, Doctor T'Soni. I have to thank you for bringing both Commander Shepard and Operative Taylor to me. Their deaths will cripple Cerberus."
Shepard: "You're joking, right?"
Jacob: "What?"
Shepard: "Nothing! I just--I mean--you know what, nevermind. Forget I said anything."
Jacob: "Shepard, if you've got something to say, I want to hear it."
Shepard: "Well, I mean...come on. How would your death cripple Cerberus? I mean, sure, me or Miranda, I can buy that, but you? You're just..."
Jacob: "Just what?!"
Shepard: "Well, Jacob, you're pretty much a glorified security guard."
Jacob: "Okay, that's it! I'm not going to take anymore of your crap, Shepard. I'm out of here. You can find someone else to help you take down the Collectors."
Shadow Broker: "You want a job?"
Jacob: "Seriously?"
Shadow Broker: "No."

Modifié par Randy1083, 28 septembre 2010 - 04:29 .

[--Master of All--]

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. At least you brought me Commander Shep-... is that a hamster? He’s cute!

Liara: Go for the eyes, Boo!

Shadow Broker: Aaauuuuughhh!!!

Modifié par --Master of All--, 28 septembre 2010 - 06:37 .

[CroGamer002]

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. At least you brought Anderson, he will be great ransom from Alliance.
Liara: You're not laying your hands on...
Anderson: RAMIREZ! USE YOUR KNIFE AND KILL SHADOW BROKER!
SB, Liara, Shepard: ?
*Ramirez pops up other nowhere and kills SB*
Anderson: GOOD JOB! NOW TAKE DOWN THOSE INCOMING REAPERS WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!

Modifié par Mesina2, 28 septembre 2010 - 07:46 .

[Kusy]

Shadow Broker: You travel with fasci... IAMASSUMINGDIRECTCONTROLL!

was it used already?

[Hopefire]

--Master of All-- wrote...

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. At least you brought me Commander Shep-... is that a hamster? He’s cute!

Liara: Go for the eyes, Boo!

Shadow Broker: Aaauuuuughhh!!!

Win. 

The Reapers are no match for the power of Boo. 

[Giggles_Manically]

Mesina2 wrote...

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. At least you brought Anderson, he will be great ransom from Alliance.
Liara: You're not laying your hands on...
Anderson: RAMIREZ! USE YOUR KNIFE AND KILL SHADOW BROKER!
SB, Liara, Shepard: ?
*Ramirez pops up other nowhere and kills SB*
Anderson: GOOD JOB! NOW TAKE DOWN THOSE INCOMING REAPERS WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!

I didnt make this.

[Prozac5000]

Hopefire wrote...

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I'm surprised you brought the Sith Lord. He's a weak old man in an iron mask.

Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith... disturbing.

[Force chokes Shadow Broker to death]

Darth Vader: Apology accepted, Shadow Broker.

Liara: You didn't even have to lay your hands on him!

FML i spilt my drink on my keyboard reading this


<<<<<huge star wars and mass effect fan

[Phaedon]

Shadow Broker: You travel with interesting companions doctor... OUCH ! Stop !

Doctor: I have to examine you you, know. And these interesting companions are both proctologists, so I suggest that you turn around.

[PWENER]

SB: You travel with interesting companions doctor... wait, aren't you supposed to be with Shepard and some random squadmate?



Liara: Well....



On the Normandy...



Miranda: Shepard, are you sure it was a good idea to ditch Dr. T'soni in the SB's ship?



Shapard: Dr. who???



Grunt: *over the intercom* I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!



Joker: Grunt, get off me and off the cockpit!



EDI: Wich cockpit? The ship's of Jeff's......? that was a joke.



Jeff: Can I shut her down?



In the captain's quarters...



Shepard: Im sorry Miranda, but I didn't import so I have no idea who your talking about. Now spank me and call me daddy.



Back in the SB's lair...



SB: So how are we gonna do this exactly?



Liara: You can start by not putting your hands on me........ please?



*the SB stands up*



Liara: **** me.

[Village_Idiot]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I'm glad you brought the Urdnot chieftain. His mastery of one-liners will make me unstoppable.

Wrex: Broker.

SB: Wrex.

Wrex: Broker.

SB: Wrex.

Wrex: Broker.

Shepard: Wrex.

SB: Broker. Oh no, wait-

(SB Explodes)

(Shepard and Wrex brofist)

Modifié par Shadrach 88, 28 septembre 2010 - 06:27 .

[PWENER]

^sheer aweasomeness

[JediHealerCosmin]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I am amazed that the droid is still functional after so many centuries. It will make a nice addition to my...

HK-47: Interjection: Silence Meatbag. 

Liara: You're not putting a hand on anyone.

SB: I don't have to. For you see, the information on Revan's whereabouts was extracted from his memory long ago. 

Shepard: You mean... you know what happened??

SB: Of course. You see, after departing for the Unknown Regions, Revan...

*headshot*  

*Shadow Broker dies*

HK-47: Statement: Mission accomplished. Are you ready to depart, Master?

*Liara and Shepard start crying*

HK-47: Exhausted Remark: *Sigh* I will never understand meatbags...

[Max Knight]

Captain Cornhole wrote...

Phaedon wrote...
Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Heavy risk bringing Mr.Taylor with you, but the priii...
Liara: You are not putting your hand on any classical Mass Effect memes !

Is it sad that I think of Dr. Who instead of Dr. T' Soni?

Nope

[CroGamer002]

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Your companion is... wait? Harbinger?!
Harbinger: ASSUMING DIRE...
*SB throws a table on him*
Harbinger: RELEASING CONTROL!
Liara: Hmh, you're not putting your hands on anyone?
Shepard: Can we fight now?!

Modifié par Mesina2, 28 septembre 2010 - 07:15 .

[MuteSpeech]

Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I'm amazed that you were able to bring the Galactic Grand Inquisitor wi--

GGI: IGNORE ME!

Liara: You aren't putting your hands on any--

GGI: IGNORE ME!!

[Zulmoka531]

Has anyone brought Morinth? Or would he even recognize her given...that she's supposedly in disguise as her mother?.

[CroGamer002]

Zulmoka531 wrote...

Has anyone brought Morinth? Or would he even recognize her given...that she's supposedly in disguise as her mother?.

I got that answered.

Mesina2 wrote...

For Legion : "Thank for bringing in the guest T'Soni. Cerberus undervalues its selling price."

For Miranda: "At least you bring both Shepard and miss Lawson T'Soni. Their deaths will cripple Cerberus."

For Kasumi: "I'm obliged you bring miss Goto T'Soni. That greybox she's hiding is priceless."



What about the rest?


EDIT#1

Thank you Ecael.

Grunt - "Thank you for bringing me Okeer's project, T'Soni. His dissection will be... interesting."

Garrus - "It's good you brought Archangel, T'Soni. Your friend's bounty is still unclaimed."

Jack - "Thank you for bringing me Subject Zero, T'Soni. Her body will net almost as much as Shepard's."

Jacob - "At least you brought me both Shepard and Mr. Taylor, T'Soni. Their deaths will cripple Cerberus."

Miranda - "At least you brought me both Shepard and Ms. Lawson, T'Soni. Their deaths will cripple Cerberus."

Mordin - "At least you brought the salarian, T'Soni. Krogan pay well for former Special Tasks Group members."

Morinth - "I'm surprised the Justicar came, T'Soni... considering her "changed" agenda."

Kasumi (greybox kept) - "I'm obliged you brought along Ms. Goto, T'Soni. That greybox she's hiding is priceless."

Kasumi (greybox destroyed) - "I'm obliged you brought along Ms. Goto, T'Soni. Even blank greyboxes are worth a fortune."

Kasumi (loyalty unfinished) - "I'm surprised you brought the thief, T'soni. She'll miss Hock's party."

Legion - "Thank you for bringing me the guest, T'Soni. Cerberus undervalued its selling price."

Samara (loyalty done) - "The Justicar is impressive, T'Soni. Her daughter was obviously not a proper challenge."

Samara (loyalty unfinished) - "I'm surprised the Justicar came, T'Soni... considering her unfortunate business on Omega."

Tali - "I'm surprised you brought the Quarian, T'Soni. Her supposed leadership on Haestrom got most of her team killed."

Thane - "Bringing the assassin was shrewd, T'Soni. I'll give Krios' son my regards."

Zaeed - "Thank you for bringing me Mr. Massani, T'Soni. His bounty from the Blue Suns is most generous."

[Zulmoka531]

Ah thank you. Much appreciated.

[Meshakhad2]

SB: You travel with interesting companions, Dr. T'Soni. GDI will pay handsomely for his body.

Liara: You won't lay a hand on him!

SB: *guns him down* Commander, why are you smiling?

Shepard: I thought you of all people should know...

*Kane gets back up*

Shepard: ...you can't kill the Messiah.

[Moiaussi]

SB: You travel with interesting companions, Dr. T'Soni. Have you managed to collect them all?



Liara: You won't lay your hands on Pikachu!



Pikachu: PIKA! <electrobolts SB>



SB, flying out of the ship at high speed: Shadow Broker blasting off at the speed of light!



Meowth: And that just ain't right....

[Annihilator27]

SB: You travel with interesting companions, Dr. T'Soni. Im surprised your brought Zaeed. You should know hes going to be the only making it out alive.



Liara: You won't touch hi-Wait what?

[r0ckfan]

SB: You travel with interesting companions doctor. I see you brought a case of butterfigers with you.



Liara: You wont lay a hand on my buterfingers

[CroGamer002]

Shadow Broker: You travel with interesting companions doctor. Thank you for bringing in Legion T'Soni. Or should I say Infiltrait0rN7!
Liara: You're not... heh?
Shepard: What are you talking about?
SB: Now I'll finally have revenge you hacker!
Legion: We did not hack the game. It is not our fault for sucking at N7 Code of Honor: Medal of Duty. Seriously, we killed you with shotgun. Our only 3 kills with Shotgun.
SB: SHUT UP!
*throws a table on Legion*
Liara: What just happen?
Shepard: Damned if I know. CHARGE!

Modifié par Mesina2, 29 septembre 2010 - 06:59 .

[RS_fx]

Shadow Borker : You travel with interesting companions doctor. Thank you for bringing your M-920 Cai- err, Wait !!



*BOOOM*