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[ADLegend21]

SB: you travel with interesting companions Doctor. Thank you for bringing me Rynluna. Her capture will surely cripple the Femshep fan base.

Liara: you're definitly not putting your hands on her! *destroys shadow broker with Biotics*

[JamieCOTC]

SB: you travel with interesting companions Doctor. By bringing me Shepard and Chud, I can destroy BioWare completely.

Chud: Destroy. That's an interesting word. Most people would take that in a negative light, but I'd rather think of it as a word that means building on what has already been done. It's positive. Yeah, destroy. I love it.

[adneate]

JamieCOTC wrote...

SB: you travel with interesting companions Doctor. By bringing me Shepard and Chud, I can destroy BioWare completely.
Chud: Destroy. That's an interesting word. Most people would take that in a negative light, but I'd rather think of it as a word that means building on what has already been done. It's positive. Yeah, destroy. I love it.

Too eloquent. If it really was Chud it would make less sense and be twice as long.

[JamieCOTC]

Let me try again.

SB: you travel with interesting companions Doctor. By bringing me Shepard and Chud, I can destroy BioWare completely.
Chud: Uhh ... lemme see. Destroy. I dunno. I love it, but still I'm not sure. Are you a bug? Is he a bug? I dunno. Thing is, we want to you to be able to destroy whatever you like, but it's really not up to us. We just go along for the ride. Have you checked out the new planet scanning on the Normandy? Awesome, isn't it? Anyway, we just need to take a look at why you want to destroy us and see what we did wrong. Nobody's perfect, but we're optimistic. We'll try to do better and if you still want to destroy us, well I dunno. I like the word destroy myself, but you cant please everyone. Y'know, I'll try and run away maybe, I dunno. Really, I dunno. You can never tell about these things.

Modifié par JamieCOTC, 30 septembre 2010 - 03:33 .

[Water Dumple]

You travel with interesting companions, Doctor. It's fortunate you brought the Geth; I will need to dissect its memory to discover how it killed 100+ Quarians in Grim Terminus Alliance and obtain the achievement for myself.

[drunken pyromaniac]

FlyinElk212 wrote...

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I'm surprised you brought the quarian. I hear she's rather sick after her tangles with the Commander.
LT: You're not putting your hands on...wait, what? OH F*** YOU, SHEPARD!

Shepard: Soooooo, that's a preemptive no on the threesome, right?

[Grisson]

MuteSpeech wrote...

Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I'm amazed that you were able to bring the Galactic Grand Inquisitor wi--
GGI: IGNORE ME!
Liara: You aren't putting your hands on any--
GGI: IGNORE ME!!

Brilliant 

[SaltBot]

[jwalker]

SB: you travel with fascinating companions, Doctor. Thank you for bringing me Yeoman Chambers. Her capture will result in a crapload of unread emails on the Normandy.



Liara:You aren't putting your hands on--



YC: I can speak for myself !!! Thank you, Doctor.

[Rockworm503]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, Doctor...... Wait where's that 3rd guy that was with you?

*from behind SB pops Jack Bauer. He punches SB in the face shoves him back in his chair and pulls out his knife.

Jack: WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!!!!!

Liara: Someones putting their hands on you

[r0ckfan]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions doctor.......i-is that Chuck Norris?? OH SH..



*Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks SB and kills him*



liara: he didnt even need to lay a hand on you Broker

[Commander Kurt]

JamieCOTC wrote...

Let me try again.

SB: you travel with interesting companions Doctor. By bringing me Shepard and Chud, I can destroy BioWare completely.
Chud: Uhh ... lemme see. Destroy. I dunno. I love it, but still I'm not sure. Are you a bug? Is he a bug? I dunno. Thing is, we want to you to be able to destroy whatever you like, but it's really not up to us. We just go along for the ride. Have you checked out the new planet scanning on the Normandy? Awesome, isn't it? Anyway, we just need to take a look at why you want to destroy us and see what we did wrong. Nobody's perfect, but we're optimistic. We'll try to do better and if you still want to destroy us, well I dunno. I like the word destroy myself, but you cant please everyone. Y'know, I'll try and run away maybe, I dunno. Really, I dunno. You can never tell about these things.

I've never even heard of "Chud", but now I really want him as a sqadmate..

[LordBowen]

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I trust I stand before the mightiest biotic ever?
Niftu Cal: Fear me!
Liara T'soni: You're not putting your hands on anyone!

[poisonoustea]

SB: "You travel with fascinating companions, Doctor. Thank you for bringing me Miss. Chambers-"



L: "You're not putting your hands on anyo-"



K: "Uuu a yahg! Totally HOT!"

[GodWood]

SaltBot wrote...

Lulz

[Prozac5000]

r0ckfan wrote...

SB: You travel with fascinating companions doctor.......i-is that Chuck Norris?? OH SH..

*Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks SB and kills him*

liara: he didnt even need to lay a hand on you Broker

major win

[Cra5y Pineapple]

Shadow Broker: You travel with interesting companions, Doctor. Thank you for bringing Susan Foreman, Ian Chesterton, Barbara Wright, Vicki Pallister, Steven Taylor, Katarina, Sara Kingdom, Dodo, Polly Wright, Ben Jackson, Polly Wright, Jamie McCrimmon, Victoria Waterfield, Zoe Heriot, Liz, Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart, Sergeant John Benton, Captain Mike Yates, Jo, Sarah-Jane Smith, Harry Sullivan, Leela, K-9, Romana, Adric, Nyssa of Traken, Tegan Jovanka, Vislor Turlough ,Kamelion, Peri Brown, Melanie Bush, Ace, Dr. Grace Holloway, Rose Tyler, Adam Mitchell, Captain Jack Harkness, Mickey Smith, Donna Noble, Astrid Peth, Lady Christina de Souza, Adelaide Brooke, Wilfred Mott, Martha Jones, River Song, Amy Pond, and Rory Williams. They will prove excellent to my British Sci-Fi obsession.

Shepard: Liara, when he says Doctor what does he actually mean?

Modifié par Cra5y Pineapple, 30 septembre 2010 - 09:59 .

[Gyroscopic_Trout]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, Doctor. Thank you for bringing me Professor Solus. Without him, The Cerberus Players' cross-cultural production of the Mikado will be crippled on opening night.



Liara: You're not putting your hands on our Yum-Yum!

[Moiaussi]

Cra5y Pineapple wrote...

Shadow Broker: You travel with interesting companions, Doctor. Thank you for bringing Susan Foreman, Ian Chesterton, Barbara Wright, Vicki Pallister, Steven Taylor, Katarina, Sara Kingdom, Dodo, Polly Wright, Ben Jackson, Polly Wright, Jamie McCrimmon, Victoria Waterfield, Zoe Heriot, Liz, Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart, Sergeant John Benton, Captain Mike Yates, Jo, Sarah-Jane Smith, Harry Sullivan, Leela, K-9, Romana, Adric, Nyssa of Traken, Tegan Jovanka, Vislor Turlough ,Kamelion, Peri Brown, Melanie Bush, Ace, Dr. Grace Holloway, Rose Tyler, Adam Mitchell, Captain Jack Harkness, Mickey Smith, Donna Noble, Astrid Peth, Lady Christina de Souza, Adelaide Brooke, Wilfred Mott, Martha Jones, River Song, Amy Pond, and Rory Williams. They will prove excellent to my British Sci-Fi obsession.

Shepard: Liara, when he says Doctor what does he actually mean?

Heh, a few of those could likely handle SB solo

[Moiaussi]

Gyroscopic_Trout wrote...

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, Doctor. Thank you for bringing me Professor Solus. Without him, The Cerberus Players' cross-cultural production of the Mikado will be crippled on opening night.

Liara: You're not putting your hands on our Yum-Yum!

Liara's fortunes aren't many, they aren't worth a penny, in fact they are really quite dumb, dum dum?

Modifié par Moiaussi, 30 septembre 2010 - 11:37 .

[Rockworm503]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, Doctor. OH MYU GOD is that Zaeed? The guy voiced by Robin Sachs?

Liara: Ummm you're not supposed to say that the camera is on.

SB: I don't care thats Robin Sachs the guy who played Ethan Rayne on Buffy.. Hey say something like insult Giles!

Zaeed:..................

SB: Oh you're not as fun as you used to be.

Liara: *facepalm*



yeah I know stupid joke but that was my reaction when I found out who voiced Zaeed lol.

[prizm123]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. The Turian Councillor will cripple the Turian Government

Turian Councillor: so you are the "shadow broker"? we had dismissed the claims of your existence



Shadow Broker evaporates

[Icinix]

SB : You travel with fascinating companions doctor. Kelly Chambers interest in cross species relations will improve our science research in transmitting scale itch to multiple species.



KC : .....



Shep : I KNEW IT!!!!!!

[Rivercurse]

Too much win here to single out individuals (although some deserve it).



Well done all, great thread.

[aznsoisauce]

Rockworm503 wrote...

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, Doctor...... Wait where's that 3rd guy that was with you?
*from behind SB pops Jack Bauer. He punches SB in the face shoves him back in his chair and pulls out his knife.
Jack: WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!!!!!
Liara: Someones putting their hands on you

J. Bauer: WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!