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[Phaedon]

[Cra5y Pineapple]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions Doctor. It's a good thing you brought the Shadow Broker, his d-whoa whoa whoa wait a second...what?



Shepard: I modded the game and changed Legion's model with yours.



Legion: This appearance is of less than optimal performance. The arms are too small in relation to hold a Widow sniper rifle.



Liara: Okay i'm kinda creeped out by this.

[Gokuthegrate]

Hyrule_Gal wrote...


SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. Shame you didn’t bring any of them with you.

Jacob: Oh come on!

Shepard: *Sigh*(walks over to the Shadow broker and whispers to him) Hi. I hate to be a bother but I was hoping you could say something interesting about my friend over there.

SB: I would if I could Shepard but you’ve probably brought along the most boring human being in existence, there’s nothing I can do. I’m an information broker, not God.

Shepard: Look, between you and me, I haven’t taken him on a single mission the entire game. It’s also kind of his birthday today so I thought I’d do something nice for him. Would you mind pretending he actually matters in some way? It’ll mean a lot.

SB: Oh alright...*ahem* Wait, did you say your name was Jacob Taylor? THE Jacob Taylor? Head of security and pencil sorting at Cerberus? Thank you for bringing him T’soni, killing him will no doubt cripple Cerberus...you know, because he’s like...super important...and useful. 
Jacob:

Liara: Shepard, maybe it's unwise to lie to Jacob like this, he may start believing he can actually do things.

Shepard: Come on Liara, It's not like he's going to start volunteering for dangerous missions that require skill or something.
 
*A week later*
 
Shepard: (stares at Jacob corpse) Ok, I’ll be the first to say it. This was my bad.
 

LMAO
I feel the same about Jacob.

[GuardianAngel470]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions Doctor. It's good you brought...OH MY GOD!! Is that Denzel Washington?! Please, not the fingers!! I don't have her, I swear!!!



Liara:........





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SB: You travel with fascinating companions doctor. It's good you brought me Verner. My army of deep cover operatives is now complete.



Liara: *tries to hide a snicker* Well you're welcome SB, please, help yourself.

[hooahguy]

SB: you travel with fascinating companions doctor I see you brought John Casey. His death will be a crippling blow for the NSA.



Casey: *emits a low pitched grunt then proceeds to beat the heck out of the SB* Thats for wanting to date my daughter.



Shepard: He wanted to date your daughter?



Morgan: Yea, he totally stole my thunder, that jerk.



Casey: Shut up Morgan.

[GuardianAngel470]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions doctor. I didn't expect the Spanish inquisition.



Liara: You're not-wait-



SI: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Put him in the comfy chair!



Shepard: *gasps* not the comfy chair?

[JRCHOharry]

Shadow Broker: You travel with fascinating companions doctor. Justin Biebers death will cripple the music business for generations.



Liara: Haha.

[Sailears]

My god, some really funny ones here (particularly the first few pages).

But these are just on another level:

Hopefire wrote...

SB: You travel with fascinating companions, doctor. I'm surprised the Geth came along. Do you know if he needs a 2v2 for Galaxy of Fantasy? I have a L615 Krogan Paladin in full tier 1138 gear, with the legendary omni-tool. The strat forums indicate Necromancer/Paladin is pretty OP right now.

LT: You're not... I have no idea what you just said.

Giggles_Manically wrote...

SB: You travel with fascinating
companions, doctor. At least you brought me both Shepard and The
Illusive Man, with their deaths Cerberus will fall to me.
TIM: Think again
Shepard and Liara both look stunned.
TIM: Looks like I just broke the Shadow Broker.
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FlyinElk212 wrote...

SB: You travel with fascinating
companions, doctor. I'm surprised you brought the quarian. I hear she's
rather sick after her tangles with the Commander.
LT: You're not putting your hands on...wait, what? OH F*** YOU, SHEPARD!

[Sinapus]

SB: You travel with fascinating companions doctor...

Here goes:
SB: ...though I'm at a loss at what the mini-lop bunny rabbit is here for.

Liara: You should have never laid a hand on his Baywatch collection, Shadow Broker

*KA-CLICK*
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SB: ...a carbosilicate amorph will be a fascinating subject for dissection.

*OMMMMMINOUS HUMMMMM*

Liara: I have a feeling Sergeant Shlock would rather eat your ashes.

*THOOOM*

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SB: ....is that Jackie Chan?!

Liara: Chuck Norris would have been overkill.

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SB: ...I don't believe we've been introduced.

10th Doctor:  I'm the Doctor and you're the best information broker in the galaxy. Look. Me. Up.

SB: *checks console* *bigsweats* Uh, I think I'll retire. The whole place is yours, asari.

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SB: ...but records indicate they will show mercy-

River: I'm River Song. Check your records again.

SB: ....mercy.

River: What was that?

SB: Mercy!

River: Say it again.

SB: MERCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.....

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SB: ...but I'm at a loss at what you think the small female companion with the baseball bat is-

Ace: Who are you calling small?!

SB: oh crap.

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SB: ...my guards were wiped out by Bonta-kun?!

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SB: ...I hope you are aware of the dangers of recruiting the Dirty Pair-

Kei, Yuri: LOVELY ANGELS!!!

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SB: Will you stop dragging in people from other fictional sources?!  What's next, Victor Cachat with a flechette gun?

Sinapus: Well....

Modifié par Sinapus, 28 octobre 2010 - 01:33 .