Esbatty wrote...
Remember that Eamon was the closest thing Alistair had to an actual parent and yet he spent those formative years sleeping in the stables dodging icy glances from Isolde. Man Isolde is hot though... Eamon has good taste. Bad Parent and Husband as he knew nothing of Connor and Isolde's secret due to his politically fueled delusions of grandeur. But still his wife was smokin'... like Lothering during the Blight, baZing...
His wife ends up a smoking bloody heap, if I have my way.
But yes, Eamon does not give a flying **** about Alistair, that much is clear. Aside from the rather pathetic treatment of making the kid sleep in stables, then shipping him off to the Chantry because his stupid cow orlesian ho' bag doesn't want him around, it's quite clear to me that Eamon does not care about what Alistair wants, and treats him like a potentially useful embarressment.. I think Eamon is 75% why Alistair is as f-ed up as he is. As an Alistair fan, it's one of the big reasons I hate him.
But there are plenty of other reasons. He is a blockheaded conservative gentry **** who holds bloodlines, no matter how weak or impracticle, above common sense and efficiency. His rather condescending and contemtuous remarks about Anora not having a drop of royal blood, as if that is the only qualifier that matters, just shows he's a backwards thinking skeeze.
Eamon: Anora has no true noble blood, let alone royal blood! How can she rule without it? it's magical!
Warden: So in otherwords, Anora's lack of generations of inbreeding and associated genetic defects, plus her desire to rule and good track record doing so, disqualify her from the throne according to you? Right....if you're considered a powerful voice in the Landsmeet, no wonder Ferelden is a ****ed up ass-backwards ****e hole.
so, uh, anyone else think Cailan would plow some other field before coming home, the nights before bedding Anora, and was possibly shooting blanks 'cause he was spent from the wenching?
I think so, though I think when he's plowing other fields, he's still shooting blanks. Thank the Maker. That man should have been neutered at puberty.