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Why are there no Furry, anthropomorphic, species in the ME universe?


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#26
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1) Blasto MUST be in ME3, and when they say "lover in every tentacle", Where's the most logical place for that tentacle?
 


Underwater for a prolonged period of time, the only logical way Hanar could reproduce?

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Who said reproduction was the goal?

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 07 octobre 2010 - 07:48 .


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It's a classy way to say 'get jiggy with it', but fine. Out of water Hanar are sluggish, clumsy and barely able to support their own weight. Underwater every other species is dead. You see the problem?

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Big Blue Car wrote...

It's a classy way to say 'get jiggy with it', but fine. Out of water Hanar are sluggish, clumsy and barely able to support their own weight. Underwater every other species is dead. You see the problem?


solution: instead of hanar tentacle raping femshep, maleshep rapes a hanar:happy: lol jk

but i support a furry squadmate and LI for ME3 and beyond

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'beyond' presumably meaning creepy fanfiction and commissioned artwork that if ever discovered by a parent would lead to prolonged depression at their failure to raise a normal human being.

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space cat is a must.

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seriously, a 4 legged spadmate could be cool.

with intended irony, only not an elcor.

Modifié par belwin, 07 octobre 2010 - 08:04 .


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belwin wrote...

space cat is a must.

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seriously, a 4 legged spadmate could be cool.

with intended irony, only not an elcor.


Wow. This made me laugh, and made my day. :lol:

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7th_Phoenix wrote...

belwin wrote...

space cat is a must.

*snip*


seriously, a 4 legged spadmate could be cool.

with intended irony, only not an elcor.


Wow. This made me laugh, and made my day. Posted Image


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Big Blue Car wrote...

'beyond' presumably meaning creepy fanfiction and commissioned artwork that if ever discovered by a parent would lead to prolonged depression at their failure to raise a normal human being.


actually i was more reffering to other ME games that may come out in the future

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1.No

2. No

3. Hell no.

4 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



Shall I go on?



This topic and all records of it are to be sealed and never reopened.

#36
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NEVER.



please god no. the ME fanbase is already on the edge of depravity, and that's on the GOOD days.

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curly haired boy wrote...
please god no. the ME fanbase is already on the edge of depravity, and that's on the GOOD days.


This man speaks the truth.

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ReconTeam wrote...

1.No
2. No
3. Hell no.
4 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Shall I go on?

This topic and all records of it are to be sealed and never reopened.


if i have to deal with tali you can deal with a furry

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War Houndoom wrote...

I think it would be great to have a species that resembles an animal or some type like a canine or a feline, maybe if a horse or what not. To be honest a species with fur would be good enuff, but why isn't there any in Mass Effect, for a game based on Science Fiction it would make perfect sense for there to be.

Who wants a Furry species for ME 3?

Furries?
In my Mass Effect?
No Thanks.

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I thought this topic was for a race that has fur, not for one to be a LI.

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thepiebaker wrote...

if i have to deal with tali you can deal with a furry


Tali isn't my fault. Go into their cave and maybe you will meet the ones responsible. But this suggestion is unacceptable. It will only be dealt with via a nuclear firestorm from orbit or a point blank shotgun blast to the face.

And Funkcase surely you can't be that naive. You know how quickly anything and everything leads to an LI request around here.

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Funkcase wrote...

I thought this topic was for a race that has fur, not for one to be a LI.


SciFi fans only suggest a new species after having an imaginary wedding with their favorite specimen.

#43
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Seriously, Bioware must think it's fans are screwed up in the head when humans and hot blue aliens weren't enough in ME1. I wonder how disturbed the old boards were at that time?

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honestly i just blame the paucity of human love interests for all the alien lovin



if, in ME1, there had been 5 human ladies to choose from instead of Warrior Poet down below, then maybe they could have given tali's personality to someone from your own species. they didn't, so folks who didn't like ash or liara were left in the lurch. hence the tali/garrus love.

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thepiebaker wrote...

ReconTeam wrote...

1.No
2. No
3. Hell no.
4 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Shall I go on?

This topic and all records of it are to be sealed and never reopened.


if i have to deal with tali you can deal with a furry

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Don't you have some of my favourite childhood tv shows to be ruining? Crude artwork of Bucky O'Hare with a 3 foot ******, or Biker Mice From Mars discovering yaoi?

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curly haired boy wrote...

honestly i just blame the paucity of human love interests for all the alien lovin

if, in ME1, there had been 5 human ladies to choose from instead of Warrior Poet down below, then maybe they could have given tali's personality to someone from your own species. they didn't, so folks who didn't like ash or liara were left in the lurch. hence the tali/garrus love.


Actually it's because Tali and Garrus were written as straight up characters, with personalities and possibly undesirable quirks, instead of catering to the players as LIs. That's why they are better characters than the ME1 LIs and that's why the fans demanded them to be LIs in the sequel.

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Big Blue Car wrote...

thepiebaker wrote...

ReconTeam wrote...

1.No
2. No
3. Hell no.
4 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Shall I go on?

This topic and all records of it are to be sealed and never reopened.


if i have to deal with tali you can deal with a furry

Posted Image


Don't you have some of my favourite childhood tv shows to be ruining? Crude artwork of Bucky O'Hare with a 3 foot ******, or Biker Mice From Mars discovering yaoi?


Tali's a furry? This is news to me.

But furries... In my Mass Effect? 

Burn it with fire.

Animals already exist such as dogs, cats, and such. We don't need any anthropomorphic animals in the universe unless Mass Effect 3 is gonna do genetic spicing or some crap.

Keep the furries to the furries, and keep the furries away from Mass Effect.

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GodWood wrote...

The batarians are meant to be covered in some kind of horse like hair according to Revelations.

But the main reason theres no 'really' hairy species though is just because of the graphics engine.

halo does a decent job with hairy GRAPHICS

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This thread is going straight down instead of a slant lmao. We have shifty looking cows............

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We don't want furries in the Bioware community. That's why.

Modifié par Cra5y Pineapple, 07 octobre 2010 - 10:10 .