The 'Isn't it ironic...' Hypocrisy/Contradiction/Amusing Writer OversightThread
#1
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 12:23
For example:
Isn't it ironic that Shepard can have a super high-tech warship with a unshackled AI in control, work to cure the Genophage, gather an army or Rachni, strike an Alliance with the Geth, make a partnership with an incredibly well connected and influential Asari influence broker, heavily invest in weapons tech in known markets beyond Citadel law...
...and still be incredulous as to why the Council doesn't trust him/her?
#2
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 12:33
#3
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 12:37
Ha!Liec wrote...
Isn't it ironic that Harbinger calls the asari weak because of their "reliance upon alien species for reproduction"... when the Reapers themselves require thousands of aliens to reproduce?
Oh, those wacky Reapers.
#4
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 12:56
#5
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 01:06
It's not looting if they don't say no.TheBestclass wrote...
Isn't it ironic that shepard doesn't like looters but robs dead batarians and frozen colonists?
Just like rape!
#6
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 01:07
"But the genophage only effects sterility, it doesn't actually kill." Shepard to Maelon when he says the blood of millions is on his hands.(Paraphrased)
#7
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 01:16
Cheese Elemental wrote...
Ha!Liec wrote...
Isn't it ironic that Harbinger calls the asari weak because of their "reliance upon alien species for reproduction"... when the Reapers themselves require thousands of aliens to reproduce?
Oh, those wacky Reapers.
ah yes.... the reapers we've dismissed those claims
sry i had to
#8
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 01:21
It is said that Morinth is a sexual maniac / vampire, yet she prefers plain Asari commando suit and her unique power is simple mind control, while it is Samara who's got the high heels and a clevage all the way down to the bellybutton and her unique power is truly vampirical.
Modifié par Zulu_DFA, 12 octobre 2010 - 03:02 .
#9
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 01:26
So far this thread has made me laugh.
#10
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 01:30
#11
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 01:42
Modifié par Elyvern, 12 octobre 2010 - 01:45 .
#12
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 01:50
Elyvern wrote...
Isn't it ironic that killing a thresher maw suddenly convinces Uvenk that Grunt is a true krogan after all the slurs about his tankbred origins?
...No? A thresher maw hasn't been killed during the Rite in nearly one thousand years. Wrex was the last to do so. He also doesn't acknowledge Grunt as a true krogan. He still derides him for being tankborn, but wants to use him as a trophy anyway.
#13
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 01:58
Dean_the_Young wrote...
Less about a particular issue, and more about things in the Mass Effect story/lore/conversations that just make you go 'wha?' Call it hypocrisy, call it a harmless contradiction, or just plain funny, put it here... after the appropriate lead in.
For example:
Isn't it ironic that Shepard can have a super high-tech warship with a unshackled AI in control, work to cure the Genophage, gather an army or Rachni, strike an Alliance with the Geth, make a partnership with an incredibly well connected and influential Asari influence broker, heavily invest in weapons tech in known markets beyond Citadel law...
...and still be incredulous as to why the Council doesn't trust him/her?
To be fair, he hasn't allied with the Geth, found the beginning of the Genophage cure, connected with the Shadow Broker or unshackled the AI when he speaks with the Council. And for all he knows the Rachni walked off into the Noveria blizzard and froze to death.
Now, when (not if, when. Face it, Shep; you are cursed to not be believed) he's amazed no one's listening to him in ME 3 you'll definately have a point.
#14
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 02:01
Saibh wrote...
I think I'll like this thread, if it stays on the "irony" level and not the "let's complain some more" side (hurr isn't it ironic that ME1 had a story and ME2 didn't?). We have two other active threads for that.
So far this thread has made me laugh.
Ah, the interwebs. All the derp that's fit to hurr!
#15
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 02:04
Isn't it ironic that in stopping Kolyat that Shepard's saving a politician who's campaign probably includes revoking his/her Spectre status?
#16
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 02:46
#17
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 02:47
#18
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 02:51
#19
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 02:51
Modifié par AriesXX7, 12 octobre 2010 - 02:53 .
#20
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 02:53
Saibh wrote...
Elyvern wrote...
Isn't it ironic that killing a thresher maw suddenly convinces Uvenk that Grunt is a true krogan after all the slurs about his tankbred origins?
...No? A thresher maw hasn't been killed during the Rite in nearly one thousand years. Wrex was the last to do so. He also doesn't acknowledge Grunt as a true krogan. He still derides him for being tankborn, but wants to use him as a trophy anyway.
My bad, but the sheer hypocrisy still stands. In spirit!
#21
Guest_Trust_*
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 02:54
Guest_Trust_*
ME1 ending - everybody thinks that Shepard is dead but then he rises out of the debris with a smile on his face.
ME2 beginning - Shepard dies.
Isn’t it ironic that Shepard blows up the derelict Reaper while his job is to learn more about the Reapers and to prepare any possible ways to fight them?
#22
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 03:01
AwesomeEffect2 wrote...
Isn’t it ironic that Shepard blows up the derelict Reaper while his job is to learn more about the Reapers and to prepare any possible ways to fight them?
Yeah remember how Joker wants Shepard to take pictures of Miranda & Jack fighting, yet when there's a giant space monster's corpse outside, and Shepard's going inside of it, he's like "Meh. Seen it before"
#23
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 03:05
#24
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 03:11
#25
Posté 12 octobre 2010 - 03:27
Dean_the_Young wrote...
Isn't it ironic that Shepard can have a super high-tech warship with a unshackled AI in control, work to cure the Genophage, gather an army or Rachni, strike an Alliance with the Geth, make a partnership with an incredibly well connected and influential Asari influence broker, heavily invest in weapons tech in known markets beyond Citadel law...
...and still be incredulous as to why the Council doesn't trust him/her?
....or that a soldier "finds" their weapons on random counter tops.





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