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[upsettingshorts]

Mecha Tengu wrote...

Loria232 wrote...

Anarya turned another boring tread into something meaningful
give us damn oily eye candy sexyal object and make them fight for our amusement../../../images/forum/emoticons/devil.png../../../images/forum/emoticons/devil.png../../../images/forum/emoticons/devil.png

does this mean I can have my boobies?

Good thinking. Someone post a Bethany pic and we'll quickly turn this into a boob thread.

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 13 octobre 2010 - 11:57 .

[Meltemph]

 I still like the idea of a talking boobsword in DA2.  

[Sabariel]

I've no objection to Man Hawke and his male companions running around wearing nothing but leather diapers and baby oil. But... that's just me.

[Mecha Tengu]

Loria232 wrote...

Mecha Tengu wrote...

Loria232 wrote...

Anarya turned another boring tread into something meaningful
give us damn oily eye candy sexyal object and make them fight for our amusement:devil::devil:

does this mean I can have my boobies?

no boobies allowed , sorry hon 

talk about unfair

[Gegenlicht]

Anarya wrote...

How come no one ever nitpicks the first half of that slogan? You're not thinking like a general. Well maybe a general of Sealand or a similarly sized nation.

I'm thinking like a general when I play DAO.

In particular, I'm keeping in mind that no strategy survives first contact with the enemy, mind you.

[Mecha Tengu]

ErichHartmann wrote...

Mecha Tengu wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Can I have the option to dress my male followers like 300-style Spartans, though? Mike, make it happen! *prepares the oil*

I am offended, these men are being treated as sex objects. CGI abs in 300 are unrealistic, wearing no shirt is offensive, everything about them is unrealistic

 DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR

Get over it.  (Yes, I know you are being saracastic, snarky, and snide)

damn, how did you guess that one. Sharp eye bro

Modifié par Mecha Tengu, 14 octobre 2010 - 12:03 .

[Gegenlicht]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

General Malor wrote...
That mountain pass they were in was perfect so yeah, still sad.

It's probably the most famous example of a force multiplier of all time.

There's also the Battle of Stirling Bridge, made famous for having been re-enacted in the movie Braveheart without the bridge.

You being someone who by admission likes history I'm amazed you can even mention Braveheart without spitting bile and acid. I know I loathe that movie with an intensity I usually reserve for militant non-smokers.

[upsettingshorts]

Gegenlicht wrote...
I'm thinking like a general when I play DAO.

Yeah, DA:O really forces you to maintain your supply lines.  The logistical model they implement is truly a challenge, as General Warden has to make sure his soldiers are not only deployed properly but are also well fed and supplied.

And that tactical screen!



Wait, what I'm describing is nothing like DA:O or DA:2 where you don't ever think like a General.  

Gegenlicht wrote...
You being someone who by admission likes history I'm amazed you can even mention Braveheart without spitting bileand acid. I know I loathe that movie with an intensity I usually reserve for militant non-smokers.

Are you implying that William Wallace never met and had an affair with the Princess of Wales?!

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 14 octobre 2010 - 12:07 .

[addiction21]

Mecha Tengu wrote...


damn, how did you guess that one. Sharp eye bro

Do bears poop in the woods? It is actually more difficult to determine when you are not being sarcastic, snarky or snide.



Angrypantaloons your doing it again.

Modifié par addiction21, 14 octobre 2010 - 12:07 .

[Lord_Valandil]

I like where this thread is going!

Next stop, LOCKDOWN!

[Mecha Tengu]

addiction21 wrote...

Mecha Tengu wrote...


damn, how did you guess that one. Sharp eye bro

Do bears poop in the woods?.

some bears poop in zoos

[Mecha Tengu]

Gegenlicht wrote...

Anarya wrote...

How come no one ever nitpicks the first half of that slogan? You're not thinking like a general. Well maybe a general of Sealand or a similarly sized nation.

I'm thinking like a general when I play DAO.

In particular, I'm keeping in mind that no strategy survives first contact with the enemy, mind you.

microin 4 units certainly isn't sun Tzu worthy

[1varangian]

Actually I would like it if being oiled and unarmored would be a viable option.



But last I read they got rid of fatigue from armor. So unless heavy armor imposes some other kinds of penalties I can see everyone wearing as heavy as they can, all the time. Which sounds pretty boring to be honest, one less tactical choice.



The more I think about it the more I feel the game is being simplified way too much.

[Anarya]

Mecha Tengu wrote...

Loria232 wrote...

Anarya turned another boring tread into something meaningful
give us damn oily eye candy sexyal object and make them fight for our amusement:devil::devil:

does this mean I can have my boobies?

Sure why not. If they put an oiled-up leather mankini in the game I'll consider it even.

But really you get your boobies no matter what I say. They're already in the game.

[Gegenlicht]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Gegenlicht wrote...
I'm thinking like a general when I play DAO.

Yeah, DA:O really forces you to maintain your supply lines.  The logistical model they implement is truly a challenge, as General Warden has to make sure his soldiers are not only deployed properly but are also well fed and supplied.

Hey, I can THINK like a general all I want. The fact that it has no bearing on how battles are resolved is another matter entirely.

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Gegenlicht wrote...
You being someone who by admission likes history I'm amazed you can even mention Braveheart without spitting bileand acid. I know I loathe that movie with an intensity I usually reserve for militant non-smokers.

Are you implying that William Wallace never met and had an affair with the Princess of Wales?!

Hell, he might have. He also went into battle with an army of Scottish knights. Plate mail and horses and such, not a bunch of the extras left over from Beyond Thunderdome. Never mind what the movie does to the character of Robert the Bruce, the actual Braveheart.

Yes, I know, the movie proffers to present an alternate take on history in the opening voice over. But they're so far removed from real history, they might as well have called it Eragon.


And as a total sidenote, the comic book 300 was in turn inspired by the movie The 300 Spartans. The comic also DID stress phalanx fighting, though it didn't necessarily focus on it.

[Mecha Tengu]

Anarya wrote...

Mecha Tengu wrote...

Loria232 wrote...

Anarya turned another boring tread into something meaningful
give us damn oily eye candy sexyal object and make them fight for our amusement:devil::devil:

does this mean I can have my boobies?

Sure why not. If they put an oiled-up leather mankini in the game I'll consider it even.

But really you get your boobies no matter what I say. They're already in the game.

then let us petition for a borat mankini, as well as your half naked oily spartans

[ErichHartmann]

Mecha Tengu wrote...

ErichHartmann wrote...

Mecha Tengu wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Can I have the option to dress my male followers like 300-style Spartans, though? Mike, make it happen! *prepares the oil*

I am offended, these men are being treated as sex objects. CGI abs in 300 are unrealistic, wearing no shirt is offensive, everything about them is unrealistic

 DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR

Get over it.  (Yes, I know you are being saracastic, snarky, and snide)

damn, how did you guess that one. Sharp eye bro

Funny, you don't get my reply.  You can't help but make stupid comments about this issue.     

[Mecha Tengu]

ErichHartmann wrote...

Mecha Tengu wrote...

ErichHartmann wrote...

Mecha Tengu wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Can I have the option to dress my male followers like 300-style Spartans, though? Mike, make it happen! *prepares the oil*

I am offended, these men are being treated as sex objects. CGI abs in 300 are unrealistic, wearing no shirt is offensive, everything about them is unrealistic

 DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR

Get over it.  (Yes, I know you are being saracastic, snarky, and snide)

damn, how did you guess that one. Sharp eye bro

Funny, you don't get my reply.  You can't help but make stupid comments about this issue.     

no I don't get it AT ALL

Modifié par Mecha Tengu, 14 octobre 2010 - 12:24 .

[Gegenlicht]

Mecha Tengu wrote...

Gegenlicht wrote...

Anarya wrote...

How come no one ever nitpicks the first half of that slogan? You're not thinking like a general. Well maybe a general of Sealand or a similarly sized nation.

I'm thinking like a general when I play DAO.

In particular, I'm keeping in mind that no strategy survives first contact with the enemy, mind you.

microin 4 units certainly isn't sun Tzu worthy

It's Clausewitz, actually. Sun Tzu is cute, but about as helpful as a fortune cookie with his overgeneralizations.

[Mecha Tengu]

Gegenlicht wrote...

Mecha Tengu wrote...

Gegenlicht wrote...

Anarya wrote...

How come no one ever nitpicks the first half of that slogan? You're not thinking like a general. Well maybe a general of Sealand or a similarly sized nation.

I'm thinking like a general when I play DAO.

In particular, I'm keeping in mind that no strategy survives first contact with the enemy, mind you.

microin 4 units certainly isn't sun Tzu worthy

It's Clausewitz, actually. Sun Tzu is cute, but about as helpful as a fortune cookie with his overgeneralizations.

was referring to how DA is far from being tactical, so far as to call yourself a general

and hey man Sun Tzu's philosophies aren't to be taken lightly. The Viet Cong followed his tactics and a few years later, the world said hello to the People's Republic of Vietnam

[upsettingshorts]

Mecha Tengu wrote...
The Viet Cong followed his tactics and a few years later, the world said hello to the People's Republic of Vietnam

Actually, the answer you're looking for there is T.E. Lawrence, aka "Lawrence of Arabia."

Though he cites Sun Tzu and Clausewitz as well.  However, none of them have much of anything to do with a single feature or option implemented in Dragon Age.  The Total War series and Paradox Interactive games on the other hand do, on different levels.

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 14 octobre 2010 - 12:46 .

[Gegenlicht]

Mecha Tengu wrote...

Gegenlicht wrote...

Mecha Tengu wrote...

Gegenlicht wrote...

Anarya wrote...

How come no one ever nitpicks the first half of that slogan? You're not thinking like a general. Well maybe a general of Sealand or a similarly sized nation.

I'm thinking like a general when I play DAO.

In particular, I'm keeping in mind that no strategy survives first contact with the enemy, mind you.

microin 4 units certainly isn't sun Tzu worthy

It's Clausewitz, actually. Sun Tzu is cute, but about as helpful as a fortune cookie with his overgeneralizations.

was referring to how DA is far from being tactical, so far as to call yourself a general

and hey man Sun Tzu's philosophies aren't to be taken lightly. The Viet Cong followed his tactics and a few years later, the world said hello to the People's Republic of Vietnam

"The attacker should seek the highest heights for the best position of attack while the defender should seek the deepest depths of the earth to defend from." (heavily paraphrased) is still very very general.

[Mecha Tengu]

Gegenlicht wrote...

Mecha Tengu wrote...

Gegenlicht wrote...

Mecha Tengu wrote...

Gegenlicht wrote...

Anarya wrote...

How come no one ever nitpicks the first half of that slogan? You're not thinking like a general. Well maybe a general of Sealand or a similarly sized nation.

I'm thinking like a general when I play DAO.

In particular, I'm keeping in mind that no strategy survives first contact with the enemy, mind you.

microin 4 units certainly isn't sun Tzu worthy

It's Clausewitz, actually. Sun Tzu is cute, but about as helpful as a fortune cookie with his overgeneralizations.

was referring to how DA is far from being tactical, so far as to call yourself a general

and hey man Sun Tzu's philosophies aren't to be taken lightly. The Viet Cong followed his tactics and a few years later, the world said hello to the People's Republic of Vietnam

"The attacker should seek the highest heights for the best position of attack while the defender should seek the deepest depths of the earth to defend from." (heavily paraphrased) is still very very general.

well duh everyone knows that

Avoid what is strong attack what is weak.
attack supply lines from behind
break the fighting spirit
watch the battlefield like a go table
etc etc

anyway viet cong tactics were spread out guerrilla ambushes, always attacking many individual targets and not really concentrating at one area, Completely nullyfying the American's air superiority

[Northern Sun]

Chris Priestly wrote...

Originally it was going to be "Think like a general, play like a Trojan" but we didn't want to have to animate a marching band each time you scored a touchdown.



Fans of college football are chuckling to themselves now.



Europeans and others are scratching their heads.

So Hawke won't be investigated by the Templars for violations in the recruitment of party members?