Mass Effect Memes - The GAME

You read right, I am ASSUMING CONTROL OF THIS FOR[u]M to bring the word of of our Biotic God to the masses with or without the funny bumps to get them to stop drinking AntiMatter alcohol and instead try to work without shifty cows for those with enough quads.

In short:
I opened this thread to compile a list of the various Mass Effect Memes out here and concentrate them in this very topic. I know, I know, heavy risk ... but the priiize.

Given you don't already stopped reading and started typing thinASSUMING CONTROL or anything that alike, you are most probably the kind of person puzzling on why the funny bumps I'd want to do that? What would we get from this?
And if you are a moderator (Pacifien, I am looking for some Jack-Memes!) you are most probably tingering your lock finger over said button and frantically searching for at least on reason to not lock this topic before it gets out of hands.
For those forehanded mentioned and all those who started reading this part after typing in some risky stuff, I give you this answer:

To improve Mass Effect 3!

Aaand of course to have some fun, but both aren't really mutually exclusive for that Antimatter (see what I did there  )

Now, why could this turn out to help ME3. In short, we all know of Blasto (if you don't: shame on you! Bigtimes!) and our beloved quads and how such things made it into the game of ME2. It is evident that the Mass Effect Community is one heck of a creative, dedicated and axcrazy bunch of discussion nerds. And I feel it being not only mine, but everyones responsibility to uphold our quality which has shown itself in countless ways like in totally awesome topics as Mass Effect "Motivationals" (if you don't know that one too: even more shame on you! Much bigger times!) or the, whatever entity you believe in may be mercyful, locked "Tali's Face" thread (now if you didn't know that one, you should outright go in that lonely corner of yours and shame yourself much even more. Huge times!!!).

Despite stating the obvious, I want to create a place where everyone, be it hardcore fan since day-one, Mass Effect 2 firstcomer ( ... ... ), PC, XBox or even future Ple - Pllllllei - Plllayssss - ... - Sony Console gamers can go all out and vent his/her/its crazyness in here to:
A.) Keep the rest clean and
B.) Show BioWare (and EA for that matter) what an totally scrweed bunch of misfit individuals we are to mae the understand on how we love this series and on how totally important it is to make ME3 the most epic winny best game evaaaa of all times!


Now the rules:

There is only one rule, ... don't reapeat an already posted memes


Good luck

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