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The film is very stupid, but I thought it was actually a decent movie worth watching. Plus now having seen it I bestow curses of being the middle-person of the centipede upon the many ****s I meet IRL.

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MisterDyslexo wrote...

The film is very stupid, but I thought it was actually a decent movie worth watching. Plus now having seen it I bestow curses of being the middle-person of the centipede upon the many ****s I meet IRL.


Remind me to never ****** you off! :D

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MisterDyslexo wrote...

The film is very stupid, but I thought it was actually a decent movie worth watching. Plus now having seen it I bestow curses of being the middle-person of the centipede upon the many ****s I meet IRL.

The next movie has 12 people, so 10 of them have to be middle sgements.

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bobobo878 wrote...

MisterDyslexo wrote...

The film is very stupid, but I thought it was actually a decent movie worth watching. Plus now having seen it I bestow curses of being the middle-person of the centipede upon the many ****s I meet IRL.

The next movie has 12 people, so 10 of them have to be middle sgements.


Whyyyyyy do they have to torture us with another piece of cinematic crap. Bad movies should just be banned forever XD

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MisterDyslexo wrote...

The film is very stupid, but I thought it was actually a decent movie worth watching. Plus now having seen it I bestow curses of being the middle-person of the centipede upon the many ****s I meet IRL.

Is the middle section really that bad.  I mean sure, you got two people attached but seriously the butt IMO is the worst.  You got double poop man (poop that was origianlly poop).

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MrDizaztar wrote...

MisterDyslexo wrote...

The film is very stupid, but I thought it was actually a decent movie worth watching. Plus now having seen it I bestow curses of being the middle-person of the centipede upon the many ****s I meet IRL.

Is the middle section really that bad.  I mean sure, you got two people attached but seriously the butt IMO is the worst.  You got double poop man (poop that was origianlly poop).

if you're in the front he cuts your anus off, if you're in the back he cuts your lips off, if you're in the middle he cuts both off.

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The centipede would die slowly starting from the back.

The person in the front will get a lot of the nutrients out of the food, the next person will get whatever is left (probably not a whole lot at all) and the person after that... well, I'd be surprised if they even poop anything out by that stage.

Not to mention that the person in the middle and the back will get literally no fluids. Cause he didn't connect the bladder systems, just the intestine. So, heck, how long can anyone stay alive without water? I doubt it makes all that surgery and life inprisonment worth it to see a human centipede for a day or two...

Modifié par archive-th, 22 décembre 2010 - 10:18 .


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He connected their blood streams via the flaps of skin he sewed together, maybe that's how they get water?

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This film is just... RAAAAAAGE!



I sat there saying "Well as if they would walk off into the woods when they could follow the road" and "Just stay in the car you idiots!!" and "drive it with the tyre blown" and "As if you would go into his house AND drink his water when he is clearly a creep"

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Gemaphrodite wrote...

This film is just... RAAAAAAGE!

I sat there saying "Well as if they would walk off into the woods when they could follow the road" and "Just stay in the car you idiots!!" and "drive it with the tyre blown" and "As if you would go into his house AND drink his water when he is clearly a creep"

I like the part when she says "f*ck this, I'm just going to stand alone lost in the rain."  If I hadn't seen like the trailer, this would have seen like an idiotic plan.

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bobobo878 wrote...

Gemaphrodite wrote...

This film is just... RAAAAAAGE!

I sat there saying "Well as if they would walk off into the woods when they could follow the road" and "Just stay in the car you idiots!!" and "drive it with the tyre blown" and "As if you would go into his house AND drink his water when he is clearly a creep"

I like the part when she says "f*ck this, I'm just going to stand alone lost in the rain."  If I hadn't seen like the trailer, this would have seen like an idiotic plan.


LOL. I know they were suposed to be a bit dumb, but dear lord it was ridiculous. I didn't even care what happened to them after they decided to walk off into the woods in their little skirts and high heels. Deserved!  Posted Image

The only bit where I did feel a bit bad was at the end as it was a really messed up situation to be in alone.

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The only scary part was when she ripped her arm open with the IV needle. Now I think of that whenever I see a needle >_<

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................... I hope nobody will be offended if I say only one word: "stupid"

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Not as stupid as your face! Yeah, they said "100% Medically accurate," but I doubt the writers knew enough about medicine to pass a high school health class.

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LOL @ Bobo.

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Why would you...?

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for teh luls.

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*perverted grin*

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You know in the sequel there is supposed to be 12 people in a centipede, how do you like that?

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lol I watched the trailer. I laughed so hard I cried.

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I-i...I am mentally scarred for life....at how stupid this was....

Modifié par Guardsman234, 30 décembre 2010 - 01:32 .


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@Chris: That sounds crazy hot...

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Guardsman234 wrote...

I-i...I am mentally scarred for life....at how stupid this was....


you serious brah?

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Oh lord