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[RiianTheBrute]

heheheheheheheheheheheh
......
x D

[Sebiale]

Um...none.

[gethsemani87]

"I've got Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder from my internship. I am using Dragon Age to channel my grief and anxiety into something positive. Expect me to be cured after 70-80 hours of playing. Maybe longer if side que- I mean, if treatment isn't as effective as I thought."

[Sheylan]

Explosive diarrhea

[Shattered Shield]

ill have H1N1

[Maiverick]

I have a new Kinda disease that if i do any kind of work that coud cause any kind of stress my head coud violently explode

[Llanite]

Swine *cough cough* flu...Can't come in tod.... Damn it! That Hurlock just whacked Morrigan! Sorry boss, gotta go...

[Nivraym]

I have a really bad case of an asthma attack scheduled.

[gam3rguy5565]

None, cause I got wicked lucky and election day is the same day as the game comes out. So we have the day off from school cause people have to go there to vote

[Abigail Fenn]

Can't use swine flu, since I've already had it. I probably won't be able to take any time off. Maybe my sick brother will infect me. I'll just hope for that.

[Arcite550]

Or you can just request the day off like i did lol

[ald0s]

sorry professor, but today there are some fermin exterminators coming to my house today. they are hunting for giant rats and spiders. i´m the only one that is at home and all the oters have some urgent things to do..... i wonder if there are some dragons too....

[Mordaedil]

Snow? Today? It's more likely than you think.

[Arttis]

My excuse will be temporary insanity.........

[BECC4]

Anal blindness .............
Just can't see my arse going into work

[Varenus Luckmann]

Dragonitis.

[GhoXen]

World Devoured by Pandemic Disease
10 Nov 2009

It has been over a week since the outbreak of what seems to be a new strain of the H1N1 virus, also known as "swine flu". Since the first identification on 3rd of Nov, millions of people around the world have claimed to bear the H1N1 virus and are too sick to go to work or to be examined.

The current developement is no less alarming. Over 2.5 billions of world's population have claimed similar cases over the following days, with their cases being "too severe to be examined". No vaccine has yet to be developed for this new strain, now known as "H1DA0", since officially no person infected with the virus nor their body has yet to be found.

[Taltherion]

As I really have been ill over the last week (swine flu I presume), I can unfortunately not afford to again let work pile up because of a feigned illness ... sigh.

[Lathaon]

Death.

[Unatos]

Multiple Personality Disorder

[vwogho]

Nivraym wrote...

I have a really bad case of an asthma attack scheduled.

Hmmm...looks like you were in my head

[saphera55]

I'm trying to think of a good one. I've been working on a statue for the town and the clay is sulfur and mineral oil based (chavant), so I'm gonna say I got a reaction to it.

[Dr. Explosion]

BECC4 wrote...

Anal blindness .............
Just can't see my arse going into SCHOOL*

heh heh heh...this is pure GOLD
<.<
>.>
*steals excuse*

* fixed to suit my needs

Modifié par Conall Cameron, 25 octobre 2009 - 11:02 .

[Mayo_20]

I plan to forgo food, water and sleep to play the game until I am sick in fact.

Modifié par Mayo_20, 26 octobre 2009 - 05:01 .