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[Demx]

One thing that bugged me was looting a gift from a corpse; then handing it over to our companions and everyone acts nonchalant about the situation. Any chance we might see a reaction to match the situation?

[Fortlowe]

LI: Hawke this ring is so beautiful!
Hawke: It doesn't compare to your eyes!
LI: But where did you get it? We've been surrounded by darkspwan for weeks?
Hawke: Yeah...about that...
LI: Hawke...just tell me.
Hawke: Well...do you remember that Ogre from yesterday?
LI:
Hawke: With the nipple rings?
LI:  (shoves ring back into Hawkes mitts and runs behind tent)
Varric: Well, if she doesn't want it, give it to me! I wanted the pair anyway. They accentuate my chest hair, don't you think.

[Demx]

Lol That's would be perfect. I would have never guessed Varric had piercings there.

[aznsoisauce]

You just can't see it under ALL DAT HAIR.

[caradoc2000]

The finger bone token would be an appropriate loot.

[Mehow_pwn]

Fortlowe wrote...

LI: Hawke this ring is so beautiful!
Hawke: It doesn't compare to your eyes!
LI: But where did you get it? We've been surrounded by darkspwan for weeks?
Hawke: Yeah...about that...
LI: Hawke...just tell me.
Hawke: Well...do you remember that Ogre from yesterday?
LI:
Hawke: With the nipple rings?
LI:  (shoves ring back into Hawkes mitts and runs behind tent)
Varric: Well, if she doesn't want it, give it to me! I wanted the pair anyway. They accentuate my chest hair, don't you think.

If only I could do that..I would finally go evil.. and give everyone some fancy ass ring from some huge ass orger and then say I brought it for 100 gold 

[Nighteye2]

You know, the first thing I thought of reading the thread title was gifts for the dog.

[Knight Templar_]

And giving a collection of bones and half-eaten *things* to Wynne isn't odd?

Not that anybody should be unhappy with getting pantaloons. One can never have too many.

[aaniadyen]

Knight Templar wrote...

And giving a collection of bones and half-eaten *things* to Wynne isn't odd?

Just a friendly reminder of where she'll be real soon.

[The Lesser Evil]

Fortlowe wrote...

LI: Hawke this ring is so beautiful!
Hawke: It doesn't compare to your eyes!
LI: But where did you get it? We've been surrounded by darkspwan for weeks?
Hawke: Yeah...about that...
LI: Hawke...just tell me.
Hawke: Well...do you remember that Ogre from yesterday?
LI:
Hawke: With the nipple rings?
LI:  (shoves ring back into Hawkes mitts and runs behind tent)
Varric: Well, if she doesn't want it, give it to me! I wanted the pair anyway. They accentuate my chest hair, don't you think.

Ha! Great stuff.

I would really love it if companions asked you where you got particular gifts more. Alistair did it when you gave him his mother's amulet, and I believe others might have as well... but yeah, more of that please. I would actually prefer it if there were less gifts in the game, and more (if not all) of them had at least some dialogue attached to them.

[Knight Templar_]

aaniadyen wrote...

Knight Templar wrote...

And giving a collection of bones and half-eaten *things* to Wynne isn't odd?

Just a friendly reminder of where she'll be real soon.

You sir are an a-hole.
But that is funny.

Modifié par Knight Templar , 22 octobre 2010 - 10:51 .

[Ortaya Alevli]

Corpses are one thing.

Warden: Here, a stone dragon action figure. I know you'll like it.

Alistair: Is this for me? Really? Wow! I'm--wow! Where did you find it?

Warden: In that pile of dragon dung over there.

Alistair: ...

Warden: What? It's not like the thing smells worse than you do.

[cancerbaby]

aaniadyen wrote...

Knight Templar wrote...

And giving a collection of bones and half-eaten *things* to Wynne isn't odd?

Just a friendly reminder of where she'll be real soon.

Ooh, ow. Ow. I'm going to hell for laughing at that.

[abat223]

i have received gifts from friends who are soldiers that were once property of a living person in Iraq/Afghanistan.



A gift given is still a gift.

[Ortaya Alevli]

abat223 wrote...

i have received gifts from friends who are soldiers that were once property of a living person in Iraq/Afghanistan.

A gift given is still a gift.

You may think so, but it sounds so wrong, and I'm not joking this time.

[abat223]

Ortaya Alevli wrote...

abat223 wrote...

i have received gifts from friends who are soldiers that were once property of a living person in Iraq/Afghanistan.

A gift given is still a gift.

You may think so, but it sounds so wrong, and I'm not joking this time.

What is inheritance but gifts from a dead person? or even worse an estate sale?

[Ortaya Alevli]

abat223 wrote...

What is inheritance but gifts from a dead person? or even worse an estate sale?

How would you feel if your parents' legacy ended up in the same manner? Passed as gifts from an enemy soldier to a friend of theirs?

[AlexXIV]

abat223 wrote...

i have received gifts from friends who are soldiers that were once property of a living person in Iraq/Afghanistan.

A gift given is still a gift.

Don't look a gift-corpse in the mouth.

[Fortlowe]

abat223 wrote...

Ortaya Alevli wrote...

abat223 wrote...

i have received gifts from friends who are soldiers that were once property of a living person in Iraq/Afghanistan.

A gift given is still a gift.

You may think so, but it sounds so wrong, and I'm not joking this time.

What is inheritance but gifts from a dead person? or even worse an estate sale?

This is getting maudlin. Time to brighten the mood with a sketch:

Hawke:  O, Maker! The Darkspawn have us surrounded!
Bethany:  (Furiously humping Varric's leg and fondling his chest hair)
Varric: Amazing, aren't I!
Caver: What should we do, Hawke?
Hawke:  (Begins pacing) We'll need a distraction! Somehow we have to draw away the attention of that enormous, rabid, bloodthirsty, viscious, murderous, probably STD carrying, homicidal Ogre. That will give us a hole through which we can escape.
Carver:  (begins to slink away slowly)
Hawke: (Turns to Carver) Carver!
Carver:
Hawke: Here, put on this Red Tunic! It will help you to draw the beasts ire!
Carver: Why can't Bethany...?
Hawke: In her condition? (Points to the still enthralled still frantically leg humping Benthany)
Carver: Well, Varric could.....
Hawke: My Maker, Man! Have you seen that chest hair? We cannot risk it!
Carver: (Grabs the red tunic) Well, if this is the only way....
Varric:  I have this cudgel, blessed by the Stone. Take it Carver, and surely it will help you to bring the beast down!
Carver:  It's a wiffle bat.
Hawke:  Your sacrifice will not be wasted brother!
Carver:  How comforting....

Modifié par Fortlowe, 22 octobre 2010 - 09:18 .

[abat223]

Ortaya Alevli wrote...

abat223 wrote...

What is inheritance but gifts from a dead person? or even worse an estate sale?

How would you feel if your parents' legacy ended up in the same manner? Passed as gifts from an enemy soldier to a friend of theirs?

My ancestors were nobility in the 1400-1500s, and my country of origin is Poland. My family has been plundered a great deal. I don't dwell on it, and these things are a part of our world.

[abat223]

AlexXIV wrote...

abat223 wrote...

i have received gifts from friends who are soldiers that were once property of a living person in Iraq/Afghanistan.

A gift given is still a gift.

Don't look a gift-corpse in the mouth.

On a lighter note, i would be a little weirded out if someone dug into some dragon poo and got me a gift

Modifié par abat223, 22 octobre 2010 - 09:20 .

[Ortaya Alevli]

abat223 wrote...

My ancestors were nobility in the 1400-1500s, and my country of origin is Poland. My family has been plundered a great deal. I don't dwell on it, and these things are a part of our world.

*You* might have managed to move on, especially after such a long time. It's different.

Anyway, I guess I've already made my point and have no desire to further press the matter. Thanks for indulging me.

[abat223]

Ortaya Alevli wrote...

abat223 wrote...

My ancestors were nobility in the 1400-1500s, and my country of origin is Poland. My family has been plundered a great deal. I don't dwell on it, and these things are a part of our world.

*You* might have managed to move on, especially after such a long time. It's different.

Anyway, I guess I've already made my point and have no desire to further press the matter. Thanks for indulging me.

hey, no problem. I can see your side of the arguement though. I agree it may be painful at first to witness such things.

[AlexXIV]

abat223 wrote...

AlexXIV wrote...

abat223 wrote...

i have received gifts from friends who are soldiers that were once property of a living person in Iraq/Afghanistan.

A gift given is still a gift.

Don't look a gift-corpse in the mouth.

On a lighter note, i would be a little weirded out if someone dug into some dragon poo and got me a gift

So you wouldn't take the mighty sword of ass-whooping because there is dragon poo on it?

[Fortlowe]

AlexXIV wrote...

abat223 wrote...

AlexXIV wrote...

abat223 wrote...

i have received gifts from friends who are soldiers that were once property of a living person in Iraq/Afghanistan.

A gift given is still a gift.

Don't look a gift-corpse in the mouth.

On a lighter note, i would be a little weirded out if someone dug into some dragon poo and got me a gift

So you wouldn't take the mighty sword of ass-whooping because there is dragon poo on it?

Not only would I take it, I'd leave the poop on it! dragon poop is probably very poisonous!