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#301
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Inside_Joke wrote...

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

Lord_Valandil wrote...

Bruddajakka wrote...

Well at least it looks like he made it out of Lothering.


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Juicy.

I refuse to believe it! *builds shrine for Carver*


He just had way too many ketchup packets in his pockets, yes. It's a diversion. That clever scoundrel.


That's possible.  A little Hot Fuzz inspiration.

More likely, that's Carver's manhood exploding.  Look at the boot laces.  Look at where the blood is coming from.  I think it's clear.  Carver... shall we say...  has a lot of skill with a two hander.

#302
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RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...
More likely, that's Carver's manhood exploding.


That's so funny and wrong at the same time.

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Lord_Valandil wrote...

Bruddajakka wrote...

Well at least it looks like he made it out of Lothering.


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Juicy.


Hawke:  Carver!  You're alive!  But how?

Carver:  Pah!  He never laid a hand on me.

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Carver:  I mean... it was only a flesh wound.

Hawke:Image IPB

Carver:  Er... God wills it?

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#304
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Rake21 wrote...

Hawke:  Carver!  You're alive!  But how?

Carver:  Pah!  He never laid a hand on me.

Hawke:Image IPB

Carver:  I mean... it was only a flesh wound.

Hawke:Image IPB

Carver:  Er... God wills it?

Hawke:Image IPB


And so it was written, and so it shall be;)

#305
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Inside_Joke wrote...

Rake21 wrote...

Hawke:  Carver!  You're alive!  But how?

Carver:  Pah!  He never laid a hand on me.

Hawke:Image IPB

Carver:  I mean... it was only a flesh wound.

Hawke:Image IPB

Carver:  Er... God wills it?

Hawke:Image IPB


And so it was written, and so it shall be;)


Loving the Monty Python references.

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If you had to choose between...

1. Bethany.

2. Moma Hawke

3. Carver

Who would you choose to save & join your party?

Me? My first choice would be mama Hawke ( I can already vision Varric and moma Hawke. )

But I'll pick good old Bethany. Since BioWare have a thing going on about mothers and tend to kill them off whenever they get the chance.

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Morrigans God son wrote...

If you had to choose between...
1. Bethany.
2. Moma Hawke
3. Carver
Who would you choose to save & join your party?
Me? My first choice would be mama Hawke ( I can already vision Varric and moma Hawke. )
But I'll pick good old Bethany. Since BioWare have a thing going on about mothers and tend to kill them off whenever they get the chance.


First, Bethany. Then, Momma Hawke. Carver would be the last.

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Lord_Valandil wrote...

First, Bethany. Then, Momma Hawke. Carver would be the last.


Bethany, Carver, Mommy Dearest.

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It's going to take me forever to decide. I'd probably take Carv and Beth ... and I feel bad just thinking that D:

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Morroian wrote...

Lord_Valandil wrote...

First, Bethany. Then, Momma Hawke. Carver would be the last.


Bethany, Carver, Mommy Dearest.

 I want a foursome with Carver, mommy Hawke and Isabela...........Bethany can watch.

#311
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UberDuber wrote...

Morroian wrote...

Lord_Valandil wrote...

First, Bethany. Then, Momma Hawke. Carver would be the last.


Bethany, Carver, Mommy Dearest.

 I want a foursome with Carver, mommy Hawke and Isabela...........Bethany can watch.


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Lord_Valandil wrote...

UberDuber wrote...

Morroian wrote...

Lord_Valandil wrote...

First, Bethany. Then, Momma Hawke. Carver would be the last.


Bethany, Carver, Mommy Dearest.

 I want a foursome with Carver, mommy Hawke and Isabela...........Bethany can watch.


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You can film if it please you, so long as you don't quote those sad faces.

#313
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UberDuber wrote...

You can film if it please you, so long as you don't quote those sad faces.


It isn't exactly a sad face.

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Lord_Valandil wrote...

UberDuber wrote...

You can film if it please you, so long as you don't quote those sad faces.


It isn't exactly a sad face.

 Explain to me what kind of face it is, because it's making me feel... guilty.

#315
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Morrigans God son wrote...

If you had to choose between...
1. Bethany.
2. Moma Hawke
3. Carver
Who would you choose to save & join your party?
Me? My first choice would be mama Hawke ( I can already vision Varric and moma Hawke. )
But I'll pick good old Bethany. Since BioWare have a thing going on about mothers and tend to kill them off whenever they get the chance.


Wait, are we playing Kill, Boff, Marry?  Because I hope not.


Witth that said, I would choose Bethany, Carver, then Hawke-Mom.  Got to protect the sister, then keep the brother around.  Hawke-Mom would want it that way.

Modifié par RinpocheSchnozberry, 28 octobre 2010 - 02:30 .


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RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

Morrigans God son wrote...

If you had to choose between...
1. Bethany.
2. Moma Hawke
3. Carver
Who would you choose to save & join your party?
Me? My first choice would be mama Hawke ( I can already vision Varric and moma Hawke. )
But I'll pick good old Bethany. Since BioWare have a thing going on about mothers and tend to kill them off whenever they get the chance.


Wait, are we playing Kill, Boff, Marry?  Because I hope not.


Witth that said, I would choose Bethany, Carver, then Hawke-Mom.  Got to protect the sister, then keep the brother around.  Hawke-Mom would want it that way.


Hell, Disney's been doin it for years.

#317
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Carver, Momma Hawke, Carver again....and then Bethany

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I don't want either of them to die. If given the chance I'll have Wesley and Aveline (though her character does seem interesting) perish while I keep the family alive.

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I don't want either of them to die. If given the chance I'll have Wesley and Aveline (though her character does seem interesting) perish while I keep the family alive.


... ya, I'll go with that. Hawke wont be the uh, helpful refugee, heh heh.

#320
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Inside_Joke wrote...

Golden-Rose wrote...

I don't want either of them to die. If given the chance I'll have Wesley and Aveline (though her character does seem interesting) perish while I keep the family alive.


... ya, I'll go with that. Hawke wont be the uh, helpful refugee, heh heh.


So, you'll let that adorable couple die.
So cruel.

#321
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Carver, Momma Hawke, Carver again....and then Bethany

You're only saying that because Bethany's boobs are big and she is like sooooooooooooo pretty.

#322
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Lord_Valandil wrote...

Inside_Joke wrote...

Golden-Rose wrote...

I don't want either of them to die. If given the chance I'll have Wesley and Aveline (though her character does seem interesting) perish while I keep the family alive.


... ya, I'll go with that. Hawke wont be the uh, helpful refugee, heh heh.


So, you'll let that adorable couple die.
So cruel.



I have to keep Beth. One of my best friends is a Bethany. If I leave her she'll find out and murder me O_O *that's how we roll*.
And Carver is Carver :D He's like a puppy!

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#323
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I'd save Carver and Bethany. Sorry Momma Hawke, but you'd probably be cool with that.

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While I'd like to save everyone, my first Hawke, Jade is going to have to lose SOMEONE very close to him to provide the pathos for his extreme drive towards arcane mastery. It'll likely depend on which Hawke it is (and how interesting different combinations would be).



For Jade, I'd probably try to save Bethany, Carver, and Momma Hawke in that order.

For Lily, I'd probably go for Carver first, then Bethany, then Momma Hawke.

For Uriah, I'd probably go for Momma Hawke first, then Bethany, then Carver.

#325
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UberDuber wrote...

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

Carver, Momma Hawke, Carver again....and then Bethany

You're only saying that because Bethany's boobs are big and she is like sooooooooooooo pretty.


Hey man!  This Carver's thread!   You can't come in here and be all "props to Bethany!"    B)


Carver's boobs are way bigger than Bethany's and he is soooooo much prettier!  <3<3<3