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[Lord_Valandil]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Tamyn wrote...

ankuu wrote...

If i had to choose i would def take Mama Hawke and Carver. There may only be one Lady Hawke!

This. I've never been able to play a BioWare game with a parent that lived beyond the prologue!

No City Elf or Dwarf Commoner playthroughs? 

I haven't played Dwarf Commoner...yet.
But yeah, the dad in the City Elf origin does survive.

[Inside_Joke]

Lord_Valandil wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Tamyn wrote...

ankuu wrote...

If i had to choose i would def take Mama Hawke and Carver. There may only be one Lady Hawke!

This. I've never been able to play a BioWare game with a parent that lived beyond the prologue!

No City Elf or Dwarf Commoner playthroughs? 

I haven't played Dwarf Commoner...yet.
But yeah, the dad in the City Elf origin does survive.

Also Hannah (sp) Shepard. She was still kicking last time I checked *for the spacers anyway*

[Solduri]

the chin!

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Modifié par Solduri, 29 octobre 2010 - 01:04 .

[SgtElias]

Inside_Joke wrote...

And, if we really are choosing between Mama Hawke and Carver, I can't imagine either one being too happy with you after leaving the other. 

Well (in theory) you have to do something! I mean . . .

Carver: [Brother/Sister], take mother and run! I'll hold them off!
Momma: No! You can't leave your brother! I'll stay, you lot run!
Carver: Absolutely not! I'm a stout young man! What are you going to do, mother?
Hawke: Carver, Bethany . . .
Carver: (outraged) Tell me you're not considering this! [Brother/Sister], she's our mother! She's elderly! You can't be serious!
Momma: [Son/Daughter] If you don't take your siblings out of here right now, I will never forgive you!
Carver: And if you leave our mother to die, Bethany and I will never forgive you!
Hawke: Fine! You know what? *sits on the ground, arms crossed*  We're all just gonna sit here and die together. Right now. Let's go.

That's how I'd feel anyway.

[Margaret_TheElf]

SgtElias wrote...

Inside_Joke wrote...

And, if we really are choosing between Mama Hawke and Carver, I can't imagine either one being too happy with you after leaving the other. 

Well (in theory) you have to do something! I mean . . .

Carver: [Brother/Sister], take mother and run! I'll hold them off!
Momma: No! You can't leave your brother! I'll stay, you lot run!
Carver: Absolutely not! I'm a stout young man! What are you going to do, mother?
Hawke: Carver, Bethany . . .
Carver: (outraged) Tell me you're not considering this! [Brother/Sister], she's our mother! She's elderly! You can't be serious!
Momma: [Son/Daughter] If you don't take your siblings out of here right now, I will never forgive you!
Carver: And if you leave our mother to die, Bethany and I will never forgive you!
Hawke: Fine! You know what? *sits on the ground, arms crossed*  We're all just gonna sit here and die together. Right now. Let's go.

That's how I'd feel anyway.

Yes, this is how it must be....even though I shall never see Chest Hair:crying:

[Amagoi]

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

SgtElias wrote...

Inside_Joke wrote...

And, if we really are choosing between Mama Hawke and Carver, I can't imagine either one being too happy with you after leaving the other. 

Well (in theory) you have to do something! I mean . . .

Carver: [Brother/Sister], take mother and run! I'll hold them off!
Momma: No! You can't leave your brother! I'll stay, you lot run!
Carver: Absolutely not! I'm a stout young man! What are you going to do, mother?
Hawke: Carver, Bethany . . .
Carver: (outraged) Tell me you're not considering this! [Brother/Sister], she's our mother! She's elderly! You can't be serious!
Momma: [Son/Daughter] If you don't take your siblings out of here right now, I will never forgive you!
Carver: And if you leave our mother to die, Bethany and I will never forgive you!
Hawke: Fine! You know what? *sits on the ground, arms crossed*  We're all just gonna sit here and die together. Right now. Let's go.

That's how I'd feel anyway.

Yes, this is how it must be....even though I shall never see Chest Hair:crying:

It's the only right choice to make! Hawke is only keeping the family together no matter what. I'm sure Papa Hawke would want it that way, wherever he is.

[lunarknightmage]

SgtElias wrote...

Inside_Joke wrote...

And, if we really are choosing between Mama Hawke and Carver, I can't imagine either one being too happy with you after leaving the other. 

Well (in theory) you have to do something! I mean . . .

Carver: [Brother/Sister], take mother and run! I'll hold them off!
Momma: No! You can't leave your brother! I'll stay, you lot run!
Carver: Absolutely not! I'm a stout young man! What are you going to do, mother?
Hawke: Carver, Bethany . . .
Carver: (outraged) Tell me you're not considering this! [Brother/Sister], she's our mother! She's elderly! You can't be serious!
Momma: [Son/Daughter] If you don't take your siblings out of here right now, I will never forgive you!
Carver: And if you leave our mother to die, Bethany and I will never forgive you!
Hawke: Fine! You know what? *sits on the ground, arms crossed*  We're all just gonna sit here and die together. Right now. Let's go.

That's how I'd feel anyway.

Cassandra:  "So, that's it!!??  That's the story of the great Champion of Kirkwall??!!  They just bloody sat there and let themselves become a doormat for an Ogre??!!"

Varric:  "Yep, that's it sister.  Now, would you be a doll and rub that jar of Nutella on my chest hair??  Bianca is feeling a little frisky tonight."

Cassandra:  "You know what??  **** Bianca!!  ( Takes Bianca and smashes her to bits......in dramatic slow mo....)"

Varric:  "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

[Inside_Joke]

SgtElias wrote...

Inside_Joke wrote...

And, if we really are choosing between Mama Hawke and Carver, I can't imagine either one being too happy with you after leaving the other. 

Well (in theory) you have to do something! I mean . . .

Carver: [Brother/Sister], take mother and run! I'll hold them off!
Momma: No! You can't leave your brother! I'll stay, you lot run!
Carver: Absolutely not! I'm a stout young man! What are you going to do, mother?
Hawke: Carver, Bethany . . .
Carver: (outraged) Tell me you're not considering this! [Brother/Sister], she's our mother! She's elderly! You can't be serious!
Momma: [Son/Daughter] If you don't take your siblings out of here right now, I will never forgive you!
Carver: And if you leave our mother to die, Bethany and I will never forgive you!
Hawke: Fine! You know what? *sits on the ground, arms crossed*  We're all just gonna sit here and die together. Right now. Let's go.

That's how I'd feel anyway.

Pfffft, heh heh 
I guess I should have worded that better. I mean, I figure they'll be angry, but not "I hate you forever".

[ralph2190]

Oh my god guys..you are gonna love this...

[SilentK]

Anyone who has been to a game convention and seen Carver? We have seen youtube clips of the sister but I haven't seen anything with him yet. I'm heading over to Gamex in Stockholm so hopefully I'll be able to see him then =)

[Fortlowe]

ralph2190 wrote...

Oh my god guys..you are gonna love this...

Hawke: Moooom! Carver put his sword back wrong......again.
Momma Hawke: Oh, Maker! Carver! How many times do I have to tell you that it goes in the hilt.....not your trousers!
Carver: Herp.
Momma Hawke: Mommy knows, baby. Mommy knows. Oh,stop snickering Bethany and get me the ointment.

[Lord_Valandil]

^

LOL.

You always make me laugh man XD that was a good one.

Damn...his face, cannot get more derpy now...

[Inside_Joke]

ralph2190 wrote...

Oh my god guys..you are gonna love this...

Carver, I tried to make you look cool, but you're not helping me here man! *My god, I think he wet himself in this image D:*

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

ralph2190 wrote...

Oh my god guys..you are gonna love this...

Carver:   Moooooom!  Bethany pushed my sword into the ground again!
Mom:  Bethany!  How many times have I told you....
Bethany and Hawke snicker and high five.

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Fortlowe wrote...

ralph2190 wrote...

Oh my god guys..you are gonna love this...

Hawke: Moooom! Carver put his sword back wrong......again.
Momma Hawke: Oh, Maker! Carver! How many times do I have to tell you that it goes in the hilt.....not your trousers!
Carver: Herp.
Momma Hawke: Mommy knows, baby. Mommy knows. Oh,stop snickering Bethany and get me the ointment.

I lol'd.   "Why Carver has Eight Cheeks"

[Felene]

Inside_Joke wrote...

ralph2190 wrote...

Oh my god guys..you are gonna love this...

*SNIP

Carver, I tried to make you look cool, but you're not helping me here man! *My god, I think he wet himself in this image D:*

He looks better in Aimo's version.

[Fortlowe]

Felene wrote...

Inside_Joke wrote...

ralph2190 wrote...

Oh my god guys..you are gonna love this...

*SNIP

Carver, I tried to make you look cool, but you're not helping me here man! *My god, I think he wet himself in this image D:*

He looks better in Aimo's version.

Hawke: Look Dwarf! It was your bright idea to bring him to the Pearl to begin with. 'It'll be fun!' you said! 'He could use the experience!' you said. So don't get mad at me because he's now traumitized.
Carver: (Whispers) The elf lady touched me in the bad place.
Momma Hawke: (Standing on a table with a bottle in one hand and Isabela in the other) RIGHT THEN! Who wants to give Momma Hawke and Isabela a moustache ride! We're feeling sorta Dwarfy tonight!
Bethany: *Hick* That's why I drink in tha mornin! Hey, sailor! What did you say your name was? Al...Allista? Pphhff. Whatever! I'm just gonna call you Alice! Stopping crying and gimme a kiss!
Carver: Nugs have sandpaper tongues!
Varrick: *Facepalm*I can't take you Hawkes, anywhere.

Modifié par Fortlowe, 30 octobre 2010 - 02:21 .

[Tribbleofdoom]

Carver is my hero and role model in all things. His face is so glorious.

[Inside_Joke]

Rewrote the Tiger song from the Hangover for Carver:



What do Carver's dream of when they take a little Carver snooze?

Do they dream of fighting darkspawn, or becoming an Ogre stew?

Well you'd better worry your Derpy enlarged head, 'cause we're getting you to Kirkwall where you'll be underfed.

You've got a look like you're on drugs, 'cause you're brain is the size of a nug's!

Nug's, nug's oh nug, nuggy nuggy, nug nug.

But if you start playing with overgrown ogres ....!

Then you're s*** out of luck.



*bad post brought to you by late nights with no caffeine.

[mellifera]

ralph2190 wrote...

Oh my god guys..you are gonna love this...

AHAHAHA I cannot even deal with this right now.

Also, look like Mama Hawke has black hair with some greying. Awesome

[Lvtdude]

Great! A fan club for a character that you won't even interact with until FOUR MONTHS FROM NOW.



Maybe I'll start a fan club for Ser Jory's unborn child, as long as we're idolizing the inconsequential. Who knows, maybe s/he will be the focus of DA4.

[Lvtdude]

Inside_Joke wrote...

ralph2190 wrote...

Oh my god guys..you are gonna love this...

Carver, I tried to make you look cool, but you're not helping me here man! *My god, I think he wet himself in this image D:*

I think Carver's line here is, "Umm, are farts lumpy?"

[Inside_Joke]

Lvtdude wrote...

Great! A fan club for a character that you won't even interact with until FOUR MONTHS FROM NOW.

Technically 4 months, 9 days, 1 hour and 20 minutes *give our take*.
But really, who's counting?

[Kyogen]

Carver Hawke? As in Carver-Hawkeye Arena? It's cute, but is someone on the dev team really that much of a college basketball fan?