Modifié par Face of Evil, 31 octobre 2010 - 09:50 .
The Carver Hawke FanThread! (Epic Screenies, funny discussions, etc.)
#426
Posté 31 octobre 2010 - 09:50
#427
Posté 31 octobre 2010 - 09:53
Face of Evil wrote...
Who the hell names their kid CARVER? Why not name him SLICER or BUTCHER or CHOPS PEOPLE TO ITTY BITTY BITS while you're at it?
The english, apparently
#428
Posté 31 octobre 2010 - 09:54
Nobody starts out with a scary moniker. They have to be earned, preferably with a high body count.
Modifié par Face of Evil, 31 octobre 2010 - 09:55 .
#429
Posté 31 octobre 2010 - 09:55
#430
Posté 31 octobre 2010 - 10:01
#431
Posté 31 octobre 2010 - 10:03
Now, Carver? Never met one in my life.
Modifié par Face of Evil, 31 octobre 2010 - 10:05 .
#432
Posté 31 octobre 2010 - 10:05
The last name Hawke however is still ridiculous.
#433
Posté 31 octobre 2010 - 10:05
#434
Posté 31 octobre 2010 - 10:18
Modifié par leonia42, 31 octobre 2010 - 10:20 .
#435
Posté 31 octobre 2010 - 10:37
#436
Posté 31 octobre 2010 - 11:41
I could see myself being a bit overprotective of the one younger sibling I got left. My poor fem Hawke feeling guilty of not being able to protect her sister and then shielding Carver a bit too much. Don't know if you'll ever have an argument concerning that. Jupp, It'll be fun to see how it plays out.
#437
Posté 01 novembre 2010 - 07:24
With the rumors of companion on companion romances, I decree that Carver will be a perfect match for Isabela.
Evidence: Clothing
- Carver has no sleeves.
- Isabela has no pant legs.
Verdict: PERFECT MATCH.
Evidence 2: Mendelian Genetics
- Isabela is quick witted, lithe and deft.
- Carver is stocky, inexorable, and kind of lumpy.
Verdict: PERFECT MATCH.
Modifié par RinpocheSchnozberry, 01 novembre 2010 - 07:24 .
#438
Posté 01 novembre 2010 - 08:24
RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...
Much like the real Carver Hawke, it isn't clear if this thread is going to make it too far past its first appearance.
With the rumors of companion on companion romances, I decree that Carver will be a perfect match for Isabela.
Evidence: ClothingResult: One is naked, one is clothed. Everyone wins.
- Carver has no sleeves.
- Isabela has no pant legs.
Verdict: PERFECT MATCH.
Evidence 2: Mendelian GeneticsResult: Well balanced children perfect for DA3's "traits of all 5s" characters.
- Isabela is quick witted, lithe and deft.
- Carver is stocky, inexorable, and kind of lumpy.
Verdict: PERFECT MATCH.
You do realize these Cabela children would have chins the size of darkspawn ogres, right?
#439
Posté 01 novembre 2010 - 08:25
TS2Aggie wrote...
I dispute the argument over his name, else we would have to have a nice discussion with Eamon and Isolde about naming their son Connor. What, did they want to have a deceptive charlatan for a son? :-p
Hey, Connor is my grandfather's name, my great grandfather's name, and his father before that... It's Irish. Leave it alone!!
#440
Posté 01 novembre 2010 - 09:18
#441
Posté 01 novembre 2010 - 09:35
#442
Posté 01 novembre 2010 - 09:37
#443
Posté 02 novembre 2010 - 03:53
GodWood wrote...
I think Carvers a pretty cool name.
The last name Hawke however is still ridiculous.
Somewhere in the world, Ethan Hawke is crying.
I myself don't find Carver an odd name only because I've heard of it before (or met a person ... saw a show. blah blah).
*and my mind is wandering....*
The name Carver makes me think of Carl, which in turn makes me think of Kolchak ...
So Carver = Kolchak? *sigh* I wish (but there can only be one!). Then again, they both dress goofy, so there's a similarity.
#444
Posté 02 novembre 2010 - 04:03
#445
Posté 02 novembre 2010 - 05:05
Bobad wrote...
You tend not to see to many small and weakly farmers.
Unless they gave it up to become Lead Designers. I rather miss my farmer's tan.
I will offer this, though, Carver's no farmer. Those muscles are from training.
#446
Posté 02 novembre 2010 - 05:07
Inside_Joke wrote...
GodWood wrote...
I think Carvers a pretty cool name.
The last name Hawke however is still ridiculous.
Somewhere in the world, Ethan Hawke is crying.
I myself don't find Carver an odd name only because I've heard of it before (or met a person ... saw a show. blah blah).
*and my mind is wandering....*
The name Carver makes me think of Carl, which in turn makes me think of Kolchak ...
So Carver = Kolchak? *sigh* I wish (but there can only be one!). Then again, they both dress goofy, so there's a similarity.
Carver = Bruce Campbell & we all know it
#447
Posté 02 novembre 2010 - 05:10
#448
Posté 02 novembre 2010 - 05:22
Mike Laidlaw wrote...
I will offer this, though, Carver's no farmer.
In reality, he was found by Mama and Papa Hawke. Sent from the planet Krypton by Jor-El, Carver Hawke is here to save Earth, though he took a pit stop on Thedas.
Modifié par Dave of Canada, 02 novembre 2010 - 05:23 .
#449
Posté 02 novembre 2010 - 05:31

Random Lothering Villager: Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a dragon! It's....drooling?
Carver: DA DA DA DEEEERRRRP!
Modifié par Fortlowe, 02 novembre 2010 - 05:39 .
#450
Posté 02 novembre 2010 - 06:05
Dave of Canada wrote...
I can imagine a 7 year-old hitting a 25 year-old and you're tearing up out of hilarity.
Not exactly what I was remembering, but yes, that would be entertaining. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/wink.png[/smilie]
lunarknightmage wrote...
It can also be a factor in Carver's death at the beginning.
I
can see the scenario where the party is confronted by the Ogre and
Carver rushes forward to defend his sisters and mother ( despite their
protests and warnings ).
[smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/crying.png[/smilie] Hush. 'Tis not so.
Face of Evil wrote...
Who the hell names their kid CARVER? Why not name him SLICER or BUTCHER or CHOPS PEOPLE TO ITTY BITTY BITS while you're at it?
I like the name Carver. I named my eldest son Marius, so I'm not about to knock anyone else, imaginary or otherwise, for their name. I feel I no longer have that right.
Modifié par SgtElias, 02 novembre 2010 - 06:06 .





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