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[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

Carver needs some looove!

if you can't read the little bit, it says,"Brought to you by Carver Hawke, and Ogre

Amagoi wrote...

Fortlowe wrote...


Also wow Margaret, I think Carver's arms are almost as big as the ogre's. XD What a cute picture! Carver may be a warrior, but he just wants to hug the world.

Insightful!   All along we thought Carver was a buff warrior, but not so.  The man has arms like an ogre's not from felling trees, but from hugging trees!  And cows.  And stones.  And one very wet afternoon, a river.

This is why I like Carver.  There is a mystery behind every layer.  

Modifié par RinpocheSchnozberry, 12 novembre 2010 - 03:50 .

[Inside_Joke]

RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

Insightful!   All along we thought Carver was a buff warrior, but not so.  The man has arms like an ogre's not from felling trees, but from hugging trees!  And cows.  And stones. And one very wet afternoon, a river.

This is why I like Carver.  There is a mystery behind every layer.  

He hugged a river?  That's just mythical.
Carver Hawke: He bends space and time. He doesn't bow to gravity, gravity bows to him.

[Lord_Valandil]

Inside_Joke wrote...

RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

Insightful!   All along we thought Carver was a buff warrior, but not so.  The man has arms like an ogre's not from felling trees, but from hugging trees!  And cows.  And stones. And one very wet afternoon, a river.

This is why I like Carver.  There is a mystery behind every layer.  

He hugged a river?  That's just mythical.
Carver Hawke: He bends space and time. He doesn't bow to gravity, gravity bows to him.

Nothing special, people. I can hug the infinity. And beyond.

[Amagoi]

RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

Insightful!   All along we thought Carver was a buff warrior, but not so.  The man has arms like an ogre's not from felling trees, but from hugging trees!  And cows.  And stones.  And one very wet afternoon, a river.

This is why I like Carver.  There is a mystery behind every layer.  

What's that you say, fellow Carverite? Do you unfold more of the mystery of Carver, to taste the truthy meat of the Carver onion? Nay, you only find more mystery with every layer ripped away.

Carver just keeps giving.

[Lord_Valandil]

Amagoi wrote...
Carver just keeps giving.

Yesssss...he just keeps giving new material for future jokes and posters

[jhawke]

Amagoi wrote...

RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

Insightful!   All along we thought Carver was a buff warrior, but not so.  The man has arms like an ogre's not from felling trees, but from hugging trees!  And cows.  And stones.  And one very wet afternoon, a river.

This is why I like Carver.  There is a mystery behind every layer.  

What's that you say, fellow Carverite? Do you unfold more of the mystery of Carver, to taste the truthy meat of the Carver onion? Nay, you only find more mystery with every layer ripped away.

Carver just keeps giving.

for some reason.........that just sounds wrong............ 

[Lord_Valandil]

jhawke wrote...

Amagoi wrote...

RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

Insightful!   All along we thought Carver was a buff warrior, but not so.  The man has arms like an ogre's not from felling trees, but from hugging trees!  And cows.  And stones.  And one very wet afternoon, a river.

This is why I like Carver.  There is a mystery behind every layer.  

What's that you say, fellow Carverite? Do you unfold more of the mystery of Carver, to taste the truthy meat of the Carver onion? Nay, you only find more mystery with every layer ripped away.

Carver just keeps giving.

for some reason.........that just sounds wrong............ 

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Amagoi wrote...

What's that you say, fellow Carverite? Do you unfold more of the mystery of Carver, to taste the truthy meat of the Carver onion? Nay, you only find more mystery with every layer ripped away.

Carver just keeps giving.

So wrong.... so right.   :lol:

[comicfan22]

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

Carver needs some looove!

if you can't read the little bit, it says,"Brought to you by Carver Hawke, and Ogre

I LOVE it! *squee*

[Margaret_TheElf]

^ I intended to get love out of this, and I now know that it works

[Fortlowe]

Yeah, that pic is just too adorable to corrupt with my brand of sadistic slapstic so, I'm gonna give Carv a pass this time. He has you and your gigantic pure heart to thank for this temporary reprieve, Marg.

[Margaret_TheElf]

Fortlowe wrote...

Yeah, that pic is just too adorable to corrupt with my brand of sadistic slapstic so, I'm gonna give Carv a pass this time. He has you and your gigantic pure heart to thank for this temporary reprieve, Marg.

<3<3

[SilentK]

Ha ha ha =)

That just put a huge smile on my face, just great =)



I wish we could get something new soon, we know that we got Isabella and Varric. I could do with some new little bits of info. Just curious, what would you think would have been the most irritation trio to grow up with. Hmmm.... I'm betting Carver with two apostate mage sisters. Just from knowing that if I would have had magic when I grew up, I would probably have teased my brother with it =) Nothing horrible, just usual sibling stuff. But tease, yes =)

[Margaret_TheElf]

SilentK wrote...

Ha ha ha =)
That just put a huge smile on my face, just great =)

I wish we could get something new soon, we know that we got Isabella and Varric. I could do with some new little bits of info. Just curious, what would you think would have been the most irritation trio to grow up with. Hmmm.... I'm betting Carver with two apostate mage sisters. Just from knowing that if I would have had magic when I grew up, I would probably have teased my brother with it =) Nothing horrible, just usual sibling stuff. But tease, yes =)

Bioware! We need MOAR Carver info NAOW!

[Fortlowe]

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

Fortlowe wrote...

Yeah, that pic is just too adorable to corrupt with my brand of sadistic slapstic so, I'm gonna give Carv a pass this time. He has you and your gigantic pure heart to thank for this temporary reprieve, Marg.

<3<3

I'm now taken by the uncontrollable impulse to club something cute, cuddly, and utterly helpless. Be back in a moment. 

Heeerree Carver! C'mere boy! Uncle Fortlowe has a present for yah! 
Carver: Herp!

*Whack!*

[tmp7704]

I bet that thing about Carver that Mr.Laidlaw alluded to is, he is actually the smart one in the family. That's why he's so upset with bimbo Bethany and his older jerk sibling getting all the mama Hawke's attention..

[comicfan22]

Probably. All I know is that I want to bubble wrap Carver and keep him away from any large ogres, sharp corners, electrical sockets, any heavy objects and small/large choking hazards. I want my Carver to stay alive!

[Margaret_TheElf]

comicfan22 wrote...

Probably. All I know is that I want to bubble wrap Carver and keep him away from any large ogres, sharp corners, electrical sockets, any heavy objects and small/large choking hazards. I want my Carver to stay alive!

pretty much explained what I do with Butch in Fallout 3^_^

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

tmp7704 wrote...

I bet that thing about Carver that Mr.Laidlaw alluded to is, he is actually the smart one in the family. That's why he's so upset with bimbo Bethany and his older jerk sibling getting all the mama Hawke's attention..

I agree.  His mom was a noble, his dad an apostage mage, his sister and potentially other sibling also apostate mages.

Carver has to be bright.

In fact..... Carver is one of those geniuses that are so smart they're dumb.  Like, he can read ancient languages, but sometimes he forgets how to get outside of the house and just pushes on a wall for hours, or until someone lets him out.

[Margaret_TheElf]

Me: eh...Carver? What are you doing?
Carver: It seems I can't get this confounded door open...*pushes on the wall*
Me: but--
Carver: It's strange; this hasn't happened before *pushes harder*
Me: But that's not--
Carver: Don't worry, it's bound to open in a minute or two, we shan't be trapped in here!
Me: CARVER!
Carver: *whirls around to look at me* Maker's breath, dear sister! No need to get worked up!
Me: *walks to the other side of the room, and opens the door*
Carver:.....oh.

[leggywillow]

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

Me: eh...Carver? What are you doing?
Carver: It seems I can't get this confounded door open...*pushes on the wall*
Me: but--
Carver: It's strange; this hasn't happened before *pushes harder*
Me: But that's not--
Carver: Don't worry, it's bound to open in a minute or two, we shan't be trapped in here!
Me: CARVER!
Carver: *whirls around to look at me* Maker's breath, dear sister! No need to get worked up!
Me: *walks to the other side of the room, and opens the door*
Carver:.....oh.

Except with those arms it's more likely to be:

Carver: Don't worry, it's bound to open in a minute or two, we shan't be trapped in here!
*crrrrrrrrrack*
*SMASH*  *large segment of wall falls down*
Carver:  There we go!  *cheerfully exits through the gaping hole*
Hawke: 

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

leggywillow wrote...

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

Me: eh...Carver? What are you doing?
Carver: It seems I can't get this confounded door open...*pushes on the wall*
Me: but--
Carver: It's strange; this hasn't happened before *pushes harder*
Me: But that's not--
Carver: Don't worry, it's bound to open in a minute or two, we shan't be trapped in here!
Me: CARVER!
Carver: *whirls around to look at me* Maker's breath, dear sister! No need to get worked up!
Me: *walks to the other side of the room, and opens the door*
Carver:.....oh.

Except with those arms it's more likely to be:

Carver: Don't worry, it's bound to open in a minute or two, we shan't be trapped in here!
*crrrrrrrrrack*
*SMASH*  *large segment of wall falls down*
Carver:  There we go!  *cheerfully exits through the gaping hole*
Hawke: 

Hawke-Mom:  Maker's Breath, Carver!  This is why your father left!
Carver:  *Sad Derp*

Modifié par RinpocheSchnozberry, 14 novembre 2010 - 08:01 .

[Eveangaline]

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

Carver needs some looove!

if you can't read the little bit, it says,"Brought to you by Carver Hawke, and Ogre

Somehow I read that little bit as 'Brought to you by the power of love'

Clearly ogre/carver is going to be the breakout ship of da2.

[Margaret_TheElf]

1, 2, 3
CLEAR!
*bzzzzt*
Live Carver, LIVE!
I know there isn't much to talk about, but we must keep this alive long enough for something new to pop up!

[Atakuma]

I bet he's got a wicked farmers tan.