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[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Lord_Valandil wrote...

comicfan22 wrote...

Really, I guess that explains why he cant wield a sword very well. Even if he has a big one and that doesn't take much work to use!

Well, they say that the men who carry big swords (or big guns) want to compensate something...

Maybe he's compensating for having an embarassingly large... ahem, manhood.  It is possible.

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Hawke has some interesting tattoos on his chicken-arms. Now notice that Carver's biceps are like mountainsides, nevermind his back and shoulders. What kind of tattoos does Carver have?



I expect he has not only a tribal, but a whole tribe.

[Face of Evil]

Carver doesn't seem like the type to have tattoos, unless it's the name of a girlfriend.

Modifié par Face of Evil, 19 novembre 2010 - 02:37 .

[Tribbleofdoom]

I'm pretty certain Carver doesn't have tattoos. I mean. He may have tried. But as soon as he saw those needles he derped his way out of there in a fit of terror.

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Maybe he has a short wiggly like that might describe the left hand side of a dolphin or some such.

[Margaret_TheElf]

Face of Evil wrote...

Carver doesn't seem like the type to have tattoos, unless it's the name of a girlfriend.

Carver is going to have a lot of tattoos, becasue I see a bunch o' ladies with his name on them.

[comicfan22]

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

Carver is going to have a lot of tattoos, becasue I see a bunch o' ladies with his name on them.

and men<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

[PraetorianGuard]

lol



Bioware did Carver no favors. The herp is too much.

[Fortlowe]

Warden: Care to join me in my tent?
Morrigan: Why of course, my love!
Warden:  Wait....what...what's this on your lower back?
Morrigan: Um....
Warden: Is that a....tramp stamp?
Morrigan: Well...
Warden: Who is this 'Carver'?
Morrigan: It was just a phase....I was experimanting.
Warden: And how excactly did he manage to 'Herp that Derp like none other?'

Modifié par Fortlowe, 20 novembre 2010 - 12:47 .

[Lord_Valandil]

Fortlowe wrote...

Warden: Care to join me in my tent?
Morrigan: Why of course, my love!
Warden:  Wait....what...what's this on your lower back?
Morrigan: Um....
Warden: Is that a....tramp stamp?
Morrigan: Well...
Warden: Who is this 'Carver'?
Morrigan: It was just a phase....I was experimanting.
Warden: And how excactly did he manage to 'Herp that Derp like none other?'

My Warden would kill himself XD

[Cutlasskiwi]

Fortlowe wrote...

Warden: Care to join me in my tent?
Morrigan: Why of course, my love!
Warden:  Wait....what...what's this on your lower back?
Morrigan: Um....
Warden: Is that a....tramp stamp?
Morrigan: Well...
Warden: Who is this 'Carver'?
Morrigan: It was just a phase....I was experimanting.
Warden: And how excactly did he manage to 'Herp that Derp like none other?'

That was brilliant! 

[Amagoi]

Fortlowe wrote...

Warden: And how excactly did he manage to 'Herp that Derp like none other?'

I expect this thread to receive a new banner following this greatness!

[GameBoyish]

Fortlowe wrote...

Warden: Care to join me in my tent?
Morrigan: Why of course, my love!
Warden:  Wait....what...what's this on your lower back?
Morrigan: Um....
Warden: Is that a....tramp stamp?
Morrigan: Well...
Warden: Who is this 'Carver'?
Morrigan: It was just a phase....I was experimanting.
Warden: And how excactly did he manage to 'Herp that Derp like none other?'

[GameBoyish]

Amagoi wrote...

Fortlowe wrote...

Warden: And how excactly did he manage to 'Herp that Derp like none other?'

I expect this thread to receive a new banner following this greatness!

MAKE THIS HAPPEN

Carver
Herp that Derp like none other.

[Inside_Joke]

Not the greatest, but should/could/may do until a good gif. comes around ...

Modifié par Inside_Joke, 20 novembre 2010 - 04:11 .

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Amagoi wrote...

Fortlowe wrote...

Warden: And how excactly did he manage to 'Herp that Derp like none other?'

I expect this thread to receive a new banner following this greatness!

MAKE THIS HAPPEN

Carver
Herp that Derp like none other.

Signed.

[comicfan22]

Fortlowe wrote...

Warden: Care to join me in my tent?
Morrigan: Why of course, my love!
Warden:  Wait....what...what's this on your lower back?
Morrigan: Um....
Warden: Is that a....tramp stamp?
Morrigan: Well...
Warden: Who is this 'Carver'?
Morrigan: It was just a phase....I was experimanting.
Warden: And how excactly did he manage to 'Herp that Derp like none other?'

SO good! I can't breathe its so funny!*faints from lack of oxygen*

[leggywillow]

Fortlowe wrote...

Warden: Care to join me in my tent?
Morrigan: Why of course, my love!
Warden:  Wait....what...what's this on your lower back?
Morrigan: Um....
Warden: Is that a....tramp stamp?
Morrigan: Well...
Warden: Who is this 'Carver'?
Morrigan: It was just a phase....I was experimanting.
Warden: And how excactly did he manage to 'Herp that Derp like none other?'

Hahaha, win.

Then:

::Wynne passes by::
::Warden spots something and grabs her arm, pulling up her sleeve::
Warden:  A wrist tattoo?!  What is this?!
Wynne:    Um... um...
Warden:  This "Carver" again?!
Leliana:  Ooh, we are talking about Carver, yes?  What a magical night that was... I have a tattoo commemorating it on my--
Warden:  HAS ANYONE IN THIS CAMP NOT BEEN WITH THIS GUY?!
::silence::
Warden:  Alistair?!.... Shale?!
Shale:  He was a most impressive fleshy creature.

[Margaret_TheElf]

^ I am laughing to death here! Thanks, for killing me on my birthday!:crying:XP

[comicfan22]

You had Carver kill Margaret ON HER BDAY! What a glorious way to die!

[Nerivant]

leggywillow wrote...

Fortlowe wrote...

Warden: Care to join me in my tent?
Morrigan: Why of course, my love!
Warden:  Wait....what...what's this on your lower back?
Morrigan: Um....
Warden: Is that a....tramp stamp?
Morrigan: Well...
Warden: Who is this 'Carver'?
Morrigan: It was just a phase....I was experimanting.
Warden: And how excactly did he manage to 'Herp that Derp like none other?'

Hahaha, win.

Then:

::Wynne passes by::
::Warden spots something and grabs her arm, pulling up her sleeve::
Warden:  A wrist tattoo?!  What is this?!
Wynne:    Um... um...
Warden:  This "Carver" again?!
Leliana:  Ooh, we are talking about Carver, yes?  What a magical night that was... I have a tattoo commemorating it on my--
Warden:  HAS ANYONE IN THIS CAMP NOT BEEN WITH THIS GUY?!
::silence::
Warden:  Alistair?!.... Shale?!
Shale:  He was a most impressive fleshy creature.

Warden: STEN!?
Sten: He was the greatest warrior I have ever met. We only met for five minutes, but even then, I knew I would die for him.

[AnimaTempli101]

Nerivant wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Fortlowe wrote...

Warden: Care to join me in my tent?
Morrigan: Why of course, my love!
Warden:  Wait....what...what's this on your lower back?
Morrigan: Um....
Warden: Is that a....tramp stamp?
Morrigan: Well...
Warden: Who is this 'Carver'?
Morrigan: It was just a phase....I was experimanting.
Warden: And how excactly did he manage to 'Herp that Derp like none other?'

Hahaha, win.

Then:

::Wynne passes by::
::Warden spots something and grabs her arm, pulling up her sleeve::
Warden:  A wrist tattoo?!  What is this?!
Wynne:    Um... um...
Warden:  This "Carver" again?!
Leliana:  Ooh, we are talking about Carver, yes?  What a magical night that was... I have a tattoo commemorating it on my--
Warden:  HAS ANYONE IN THIS CAMP NOT BEEN WITH THIS GUY?!
::silence::
Warden:  Alistair?!.... Shale?!
Shale:  He was a most impressive fleshy creature.

Warden: STEN!?
Sten: He was the greatest warrior I have ever met. We only met for five minutes, but even then, I knew I would die for him.

Warden: Zevran? Wait, on second thoughts I can answer that myself. 
Zevran: I think, dear Warden, you'd be surprised.
Warden:  You mean you didn't?
Zevran: Of course I did! How, however, is the surprising part. *whispers in The Warden's ear*
Warden: 

[Dhiro]

Inside_Joke wrote...



Not the greatest, but should/could/may do until a good gif. comes around ...

YEEEEEEEEEES

[Heretical Sound]

:innocent:

[Nerivant]

Heretical Sound wrote...



:innocent:

It's red because he stained it with the blood of one-thousand Qunari warriors.