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[Amagoi]

Page 3?! Really? Dang. I guess I will have to revive this thread.. with bad humor!

Now that we've seen Aveline's totally awesome bawd, the natural question arises. Who would win in an arm wrestling competetion between Aveline and Carver?

A trick question. The sheer kinetic energy put off from the two opposing forces would destroy Thedas!

[Johnny Chaos]

carver is scott pilgrim

[Atakuma]

Johnny Chaos wrote...

carver is scott pilgrim

Carver is a whiny hipster?

[Face of Evil]

Amagoi wrote...

Page 3?! Really? Dang. I guess I will have to revive this thread.. with bad humor!

Now that we've seen Aveline's totally awesome bawd, the natural question arises. Who would win in an arm wrestling competetion between Aveline and Carver?

A trick question. The sheer kinetic energy put off from the two opposing forces would destroy Thedas!

I'd hate to see what would happen if they had sex.

[Amagoi]

Does this also mean Carver dates girls in high school?

Annnnd there goes all of my Scott Pilgrim knowledge.

Edit:@Face of Evil: Can you imagine how huge the child's muscles would be?

Modifié par Amagoi, 28 novembre 2010 - 09:41 .

[HighMoon]

Face of Evil wrote...

Amagoi wrote...

Page 3?! Really? Dang. I guess I will have to revive this thread.. with bad humor!

Now that we've seen Aveline's totally awesome bawd, the natural question arises. Who would win in an arm wrestling competetion between Aveline and Carver?

A trick question. The sheer kinetic energy put off from the two opposing forces would destroy Thedas!

I'd hate to see what would happen if they had sex.

Earthquake.

[Face of Evil]

Amagoi wrote...

Edit:@Face of Evil: Can you imagine how huge the child's muscles would be?

Now we know how Bamm-Bamm from the Flintstones came to be.

Modifié par Face of Evil, 28 novembre 2010 - 09:44 .

[Inside_Joke]

Unless Carver is a Canadian in a band, plays bass badly, has a subspace highway running through his brain, and must defeat 7 evil exes - I don't think he's Scott Pilgrim lol.



Though the subspace highway might explain the derpness ...

[tmp7704]

Amagoi wrote...

Now that we've seen Aveline's totally awesome bawd, the natural question arises. Who would win in an arm wrestling competetion between Aveline and Carver?

Carver would get bored of it after about half an hour of no progress, and let himself be distracted by something else, preferably shiny.

[Fortlowe]

Varric: So I hear there's an arm wrestling match between you and Aveline brewing.
Carver: Herp.
Varric: So what are the stakes?
Carver: Derp. Derp Herp....Derp.
Varric:  Is that right? How did you convince her to make that bet?  So if you win, you're on top and if she wins, she's on top?
Carver: Herp!
Varric: So no matter what, you win.
Carver: Derp!
Varric: You know kid, I get the feeling you're not even a fraction as dumb as you look.
Carver:Heh heh..um Herp!

Modifié par Fortlowe, 28 novembre 2010 - 10:55 .

[Atakuma]

Fortlowe wrote...

Varric: So I hear there's an arm wrestling match between you and Aveline brewing.
Carver: Herp.
Varric: So what are the stakes?
Carver: Derp. Derp Herp....Derp.
Varric:  Is that right? How did you convince her to make that bet?  So if you win, you're on top and if she wins, she's on top?
Carver: Herp!
Varric: So no matter what, you win.
Carver: Derp!
Varric: You know kid, I get the feeling you're not even a fraction as dumb as you look.
Carver:Heh heh..um Herp!

I fear for Carver's pelvis after Aveline gets done with him.

[Maria Caliban]

Saberchic wrote...

I still don't know if Momma Hawke has to go in order for Carver to live, but I totally agree with you that if it came down to it, she'd rather die than let one of her children perish.

Actually, Momma Hawke is totally cool with one of her kids dying instead of her. There's a reason she popped out two backups.

[Amagoi]

Atakuma wrote...

Fortlowe wrote...

Varric: So I hear there's an arm wrestling match between you and Aveline brewing.
Carver: Herp.
Varric: So what are the stakes?
Carver: Derp. Derp Herp....Derp.
Varric:  Is that right? How did you convince her to make that bet?  So if you win, you're on top and if she wins, she's on top?
Carver: Herp!
Varric: So no matter what, you win.
Carver: Derp!
Varric: You know kid, I get the feeling you're not even a fraction as dumb as you look.
Carver:Heh heh..um Herp!

I fear for Carver's pelvis after Aveline gets done with him.

Pictured (Left to Right): Carver, Wesley, Aveline's Teenage Boyfriend

Modifié par Amagoi, 28 novembre 2010 - 11:23 .

[Atakuma]

Amagoi wrote...




Pictured (Left to Right): Carver, Wesley, Aveline's Teenage Boyfriend

That is exactly what I was thinking of when i wrote that.

[Fortlowe]

The Carver Thread  IS the zeitgeist.

[leggywillow]

Carver would definitely win the armwrestling contest.  Aveline would faint in a heap of girlish excitement when she saw him... yes, even Aveline is susceptible to Carver's charms.

Hmm... this probably means that Carver is still a virgin, since the mountains of women that approach him swoon dead away before things can get heated.

...... what?

[Cutlasskiwi]

leggywillow wrote...

Carver would definitely win the armwrestling contest.  Aveline would faint in a heap of girlish excitement when she saw him... yes, even Aveline is susceptible to Carver's charms.

Hmm... this probably means that Carver is still a virgin, since the mountains of women that approach him swoon dead away before things can get heated.

...... what?

Poor Carver!  Nothing is ever easy for the poor guy. Even the universe is plotting against him - making women swoon dead when he's near. 

[Neesee]

I have a drawing for you Carver thread but my scanner is being a jerk and I'd really hate to resort to taking a picture with my camera. But looks like I'll have to unless my scanner stops being jerk...

[ErichHartmann]

Poor Carver. I suspect he will be the least used or saved companion.

[Neesee]

Crappy quality drawing! It's supposed to be a drawing of me (not accurate) hugging Carver.


Me: You're going to be the awesomest little brother ever!
Carver: But I'm not your-
Me: Shut it derpy. <3<3<3

Modifié par Neesee, 30 novembre 2010 - 09:37 .

[Atakuma]

ErichHartmann wrote...

Poor Carver. I suspect he will be the least used or saved companion.

All because of one silly photo:(

[Neesee]

And now another blurry drawing brought to you by me!


Text:
Carver - Little brother to annoy
Isabela - Pirate BFF
Arrow pointing to Isa and Varric - Hedonist Fist
Varric - Master Storyteller<3
Maker, I'll cry if this can't be my party.

Modifié par Neesee, 30 novembre 2010 - 11:19 .

[Margaret_TheElf]

^Nice pictures! I would probably have the same party, minus Isa and replace with an LI...I'm sorry, I just like to swamp myself with my LI's in a group:unsure: *fingers crossed for Varric*

Modifié par Margaret_TheElf, 01 décembre 2010 - 11:51 .

[Cutlasskiwi]

I would like to apologize to Carver for getting distracted by the sexy new elf, Meg.



I hope there will be some banter between Carver and Hawkes LI. It would be so much fun if Carver were really protective over his oldest sibling.

[ErichHartmann]

Yellow Words wrote...

I would like to apologize to Carver for getting distracted by the sexy new elf, Meg.

I hope there will be some banter between Carver and Hawkes LI. It would be so much fun if Carver were really protective over his oldest sibling.

Nah, Carver should be jealous.