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Well, obviously I have a good looking family.



However if they force the mage sibling on me just because I play a warrior, and kill off the melee sibling, I am going to sulk mildly.

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imported_beer wrote...

Well, obviously I have a good looking family.

However if they force the mage sibling on me just because I play a warrior, and kill off the melee sibling, I am going to sulk mildly.


Let the sulking begin!

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But...But...I play warrior/rogue heavy parties!!! I don't need a mage!!! I didn't even take Morrigan along. I was mageless until Wynne!!!!



*Begins mildly sulking*.






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Where is the trailer that shows him getting killed by ogre?? I missed it....

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Maria Caliban wrote...

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Sauce?

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*Joins mild sulking*



Not that there's anything wrong with Bethany, but as someone who's had an IRL sister her whole life, I was just looking forward to tearing up Kirkwall with a virtual brother.



I always play female rogues first time around, however, so Carver'll be a bit squished in my first playthrough. I'll make up for it with my second - I'll roll a mage!Hawke that'll be the bestest big brother in Thedas.

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nightcobra8928 wrote...

this just made me lol

http://browse.devian... hawke#/d370813 

lol indeed, especially the older Hawke in the background Posted Image

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Omg Someone brought Atton in here<3
Anyways, good news everyone!
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(Not sure if it's exactly good news, but still news; I just wanted to do Farnsworth impression.)

According to some other thread I am too lazy to search for, there are a list of preset facial structures that you may choose from when you are customizing Hawke, Carver and Bethany's facial structure will change to the according structure you choose, so that they may look related to you!....I think.

DIALOG TIMEZ!!

Note: Most of the dialog is from the expansion pack of Dragon Age: Origins: Awakening.
Extra Note: In my mind, Carver WILL be alongside with my rogue!!

Margaret Hawke and her three companions (Carver, Fenris, and Varric) are  traveling near the border of the Free Marches, a couple miles away from entering Fereldan. Varric and Hawke are walking up ahead, bickering about the directions. As the two rogues argue, Carver (in his bordom) crafts an idea, and shares with Fenris.


Carver: Soo Fenris....

Fenris: (sigh) I swear, Carver. If you ask me to play I Spy one more time, I'm going to---

Carver: No, no! It's not that. I was just wondering....

Fenris: Wondering what?

Carver: Do you happen to be familiar with the name of "schleets"?

Fenris:....schleets?

Carver: You don't? Good thing I brought it up then!

Fenris: Why is that?

Carver: The schleets are dangerous, you see. They catch their prey using camoflage, laying on the ground and disguising themselves as an ordinary pair of trousers. But when you turn around....

Fenris: Yes? Why did you pause?

Carver: To build suspense, anyways. When you turn, they strike, gruesomely devouring your eyeballs, then proceeding to---

Fenris: How absurd. I may have lost my memory, but I am not a simpleton!

Carver: How drull; here I was trying to lighten the mood, but you go and kill it!

A pair of traveling knights, newly stationed at the arling of  Amaranthine, snicker as they pass the quartet of an odd company, on their way to Vigil's Keep.

                                       The near future: at Vigil's Keep in Amaranthine.

Mahariel: Oghren--

Oghren: (shrieks) BAH! W-who's there!?

Mahariel: Did I startle you?

Oghren: I-I was just keeping my nose to the dust....looking out for the schleets.

Mahariel: By the Creators-- Schleets?

Oghren: One of the boys told me about them, told me they're common in Fereldan.
They lie on the ground, looking like an ordinary pair of pants, but when you turn, that's when--when they
strike!

Mahariel: Pants.

Oghren: PANTS THAT EAT YOUR EYEBALLS!...Once they're ddone, they just walk off---on their unatural pant legs!

Mahariel: (Lie) Oh? You weren't told the best part?

Oghren:....best part?

Mahariel: ....they're not real.

Oghren: wha-- aw, sod....I haven't been up here for more than two years; how am I
supposed to know what's up here?! (mumbles) that Jacob's going to get
when I see 'im....

Mahariel: And here I was certain it was Anders who told you this...

Anders: Thank you, my dear lady. It is most pleasent to know that you are thinking of me!../../../../images/forum/emoticons/heart.png

Mahariel:
May the Creators guide whoever must put up with this nonsense....

Modifié par Margaret_TheElf, 13 janvier 2011 - 11:54 .


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Margaret_TheElf wrote...
According to some other thread I am too lazy to search for, there are a list of preset facial structures that you may choose from when you are customizing Hawke, Carver and Bethany's facial structure will change to the according structure you choose, so that they may look related to you!....I think.


This is true. I read the same thread last night, but I can't remember which thread it was!:pinched:
You can customize whatever preset face you get, but Carver and Bethany will be based on the "base look" of the preset you pick.

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I really hope there's a way to save both siblings. Oh, and I couldn't resist posting this comic:

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Hah!  Love it.  Hawkette's like "damn it, why didn't I get a Boobie Slider in the character creator?"  Carver is having his own "special moment." 

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RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

Hah!  Love it.  Hawkette's like "damn it, why didn't I get a Boobie Slider in the character creator?"  Carver is having his own "special moment." 

Actually, I believe that is Aveline:)

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Margaret_TheElf wrote...

RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

Hah!  Love it.  Hawkette's like "damn it, why didn't I get a Boobie Slider in the character creator?"  Carver is having his own "special moment." 

Actually, I believe that is Aveline:)


:huh::crying::whistle:

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RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

Hah!  Love it.  Hawkette's like "damn it, why didn't I get a Boobie Slider in the character creator?"  Carver is having his own "special moment." 


:lol: How did I miss this? :lol:
Thanks for putting up that link.

#940
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Here's a new one featuring Bethany and Carver:

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The artist can be found here: Sisterly_love by Crimstal Posted Image

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^ Oh! That's a nice find! Poor Carver gets made fun of because of that one pic of him looking derpy. Whilst Bethany has been made fun of because of a shot that looked like she had these bugged out eyes.

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Hahah! Poor Carver. Being a big bad warrior cannot protect you from sibling noogies. And oh Carver, you know you'll forgive her as soon as you manage to pull an equally dick move on her. Like telling the guy she likes that her mage staff has a 'vibrate' setting.

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Eveangaline wrote...

Hahah! Poor Carver. Being a big bad warrior cannot protect you from sibling noogies.


I can't wait for the game. Posted Image

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A quick Carver doodle in photoshop! :wizard:  I dunno why of all the male characters revealed so far I'm most intrigued by Carver... :lol: Derpness for the win!

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That looks amazing, Greenishio! Great work. (:

#946
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Guh! He looks so happy!<3

#947
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He appears to have just done something clever and is powerfully pleased with himself...

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He actually looks kind of cute in that. Maybe that's his hero pose? I bet he saved Varric from being dragged into a game of Dwarf Tossing. Carver's a good guy like that.

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Chignon wrote...

Here's a new one featuring Bethany and Carver:

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Oh my god, she's pulling out HIS BRAAAIN!!!Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image

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@Joe: So in reality, would Carver prefer to have his brain smashed by an ogre, or pulled out by Bethany?