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[Fortlowe]

He's all outta sleeve's.

[Margaret_TheElf]

Fortlowe wrote...



He's all outta sleeve's.

good thing we are his siblings!
Carver: "Wait a minute....all of you are my siblings!?"

Modifié par Margaret_TheElf, 24 octobre 2010 - 05:31 .

[Dhiro]

Margaret_TheElf wrote...
  Then there are muffinheads who come in talking about the size of his manhood, and saying "ooh, he's wearing a muscle shirt, he looks totally gay" and all that other trollzy stuff. Seriously, you can't make an inference on a person with just one poorly taken picture, even if they are just another man's voice, a script, and computer pixels. *is not good at making inspirational speeches*

I didn't get the manhood part. Yes, I know that manhoods are penis, but I don't see why nobody talks about manhoods sizes in Hawke's thread or Varric's thread. I have so much love to give in this subject *cries*

AHEM. I liked his shirt. I would put some buttons but...

[Inside_Joke]

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

Fortlowe wrote...



He's all outta sleeve's.

good thing we are his siblings!
Carver: "Wait a minute....all of you are my siblings!?"

If Mama Hawke had that many kids, we would've seen the special on TLC 

[Lord_Valandil]

Dhiro wrote...

Margaret_TheElf wrote...
  Then there are muffinheads who come in talking about the size of his manhood, and saying "ooh, he's wearing a muscle shirt, he looks totally gay" and all that other trollzy stuff. Seriously, you can't make an inference on a person with just one poorly taken picture, even if they are just another man's voice, a script, and computer pixels. *is not good at making inspirational speeches*

I didn't get the manhood part. Yes, I know that manhoods are penis, but I don't see why nobody talks about manhoods sizes in Hawke's thread or Varric's thread. I have so much love to give in this subject *cries*

AHEM. I liked his shirt. I would put some buttons but...

I didn't like it XD but oh well...
Ahem, I don't talk about "manhood size", what's the point?

[Eveangaline]

Fortlowe wrote...



He's all outta sleeve's.

Ok, this line made Carver rise +100 points with me. That is hilarious.

[Dhiro]

Lord_Valandil wrote...

Dhiro wrote...

Margaret_TheElf wrote...
  Then there are muffinheads who come in talking about the size of his manhood, and saying "ooh, he's wearing a muscle shirt, he looks totally gay" and all that other trollzy stuff. Seriously, you can't make an inference on a person with just one poorly taken picture, even if they are just another man's voice, a script, and computer pixels. *is not good at making inspirational speeches*

I didn't get the manhood part. Yes, I know that manhoods are penis, but I don't see why nobody talks about manhoods sizes in Hawke's thread or Varric's thread. I have so much love to give in this subject *cries*

AHEM. I liked his shirt. I would put some buttons but...

I didn't like it XD but oh well...
Ahem, I don't talk about "manhood size", what's the point?

Well...there's aways the lulz.

[Amagoi]

The discussion of siblings' special areas size is always a big lulzcow, ripe to be milked.

And we already have banners! The Carver movement is gaining steam! Someday Bioware booths at cons will be flooded by fans wearing high collars and no sleeves with derp expressions on their faces.

[WilliamShatner]

Dear God he looks ridiculously dumb!  Even his mother is hiding from shame!

[Dhanik]

"OH. MY. GOD. Is that a... rock?"

Somebody carved out his braincells.

Modifié par Dhanik, 24 octobre 2010 - 09:58 .

[Dave of Canada]

Dhanik wrote...

Somebody carved out his braincells.

i c wut u did there

[Margaret_TheElf]

Inside_Joke wrote...

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

Fortlowe wrote...



He's all outta sleeve's.

good thing we are his siblings!
Carver: "Wait a minute....all of you are my siblings!?"

If Mama Hawke had that many kids, we would've seen the special on TLC 

I wouldn't have, I barely watch TV as it is....

[AtreiyaN7]

Well, that Frankenstein Carver was worthy of a minor giggle. *snicker*

Or a snicker anyway.

Modifié par AtreiyaN7, 24 octobre 2010 - 10:28 .

[Black-Xero]

I'll make sure he dies.I wouldn't mind having his outfit though.

Modifié par Black-Xero, 25 octobre 2010 - 01:23 .

[Rake21]

WilliamShatner wrote...



Dear God he looks ridiculously dumb!  Even his mother is hiding from shame!

"Oh ****...  I'm EXPENDABLE!?"

Momma Hawke:  "Maker you're stupid, Carver."

[steelfire_dragon]

Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be CArvers. let grow up to be WArdens, apostates and such...

[NoAngel89]

lol I didn't know you started a forum about him, heres another pic for your forum. same one in the art forum thread

[Mike Laidlaw]

You know, guys, it's really cool to see Carver get some love, even if in his own thread the poor guy's fighting for respect.

And you know, this is one of those threads I read with my cheshire developer's smile, too. Because I know things. Yessssss.

[CuzImShort]

... When I pictured Carver... I didn't picture him quite like that. Unfortunate picture is unfortunate. Perhaps it's just his expression that makes him so... uh... unappealing?



If not... then clearly Carver got the short end of the stick when it came to genetics. His chin looks like it could put Jay Leno's to shame.

[ralph2190]

Like maybe there's a chance Carver gets to live?

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Mike Laidlaw wrote...
And you know, this is one of those threads I read with my cheshire developer's smile, too. Because I know things. Yessssss.

The Wild Mass Guessing Machine tells me the only thing this could mean is that Carver surives the escape only to emerge years later as the sleeveless mastermind behind all of the challenges Hawke faces. He'll have a giant talking head and a curtain to hide behind, Oz style. Also he will have an Evil Mastermind Cat, and a monocle, and wenches. Like a boss.

[Dave of Canada]

Mike Laidlaw wrote...

Because I know things. Yessssss.

That he's not actually a Bidoof?

He's immune to Pokeballs?

His derp face is permanant?

[Anarya]

Mike Laidlaw wrote...

You know, guys, it's really cool to see Carver get some love, even if in his own thread the poor guy's fighting for respect.
And you know, this is one of those threads I read with my cheshire developer's smile, too. Because I know things. Yessssss.

I don't like that smile, nosir.

And hey, I thought Bidoof was cute in a goofy way, but not very useful. Like Carver! 

[Fortlowe]

Hawke: That lunatic mage said the Comb of Destiny is down there.
Varric: Down that rabbit hole?
Bethany: Yup.
Varric: Well, I'm not going in there!
Bethany: Don't look at me, Hawke, I like his chest hair just like it is.
Hawke: Carver! C'mere little bro!
Carver: Derp?
Hawke: Hey guy! Can you look into that  rabbit hole there, buddy? Verric dropped some cake down there I think.
Carver: HERP!
Hawke: That's right big fella, I know how you like cake. Look in there real close. Closer. Clooooser. *PUNT*
Carver: HEEEEEERRRRRRRP!

[SgtElias]

Yay! A Carver thread! Can't believe I didn't notice it before now!



I thought it unfair that Bethany got so much attention. I didn't even know that there were three siblings until very recently.



I'm excited to hear more info on Carver! He's almost a blank slate, at this point.



And if there's a chance to spare him, I'll definitely be doing that. I've always liked the older sister/ younger brother dynamic. Probably because I have a little brother (with Aspergers), and just find myself naturally protective. Ah well.