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[Anarya]

And you know, Varric has mad respect in HIS thread. Clearly what Carver needs to do to get his props is:



A. look more like a pirate

B. adopt a more chest-baring style of clothing

C. smirk

[Bobad]

Don't tell him that, he'll be pinching Varric's clothes and given that he is human and Varric's a dwarf, he certainly won't be gaining any more respect dressing in such a fashion.



I hope we get another screenshot of Carver soon, that or they confirm his personality is based on Father Dougal McGuire.

[Lotion Soronarr]

I hope that's not the final face...cause he looks...erm....mentally challenged.

[Sabariel]

It looks like a darkspawn has snuck up behind Carver and pinched his bum.

[Lord_Valandil]

Fortlowe wrote...

Hawke: That lunatic mage said the Comb of Destiny is down there.
Varric: Down that rabbit hole?
Bethany: Yup.
Varric: Well, I'm not going in there!
Bethany: Don't look at me, Hawke, I like his chest hair just like it is.
Hawke: Carver! C'mere little bro!
Carver: Derp?
Hawke: Hey guy! Can you look into that  rabbit hole there, buddy? Verric dropped some cake down there I think.
Carver: HERP!
Hawke: That's right big fella, I know how you like cake. Look in there real close. Closer. Clooooser. *PUNT*
Carver: HEEEEEERRRRRRRP!

I loled so hard, you sir, made my day.
You have my thanks XD

[Arkynomicon]

He has a disturbing similarity to Moot the owner of 4chan.

[KennethAFTopp]

Carver looks like he got the bad Hawke genes

[Amagoi]

Bobad wrote...

Don't tell him that, he'll be pinching Varric's clothes and given that he is human and Varric's a dwarf, he certainly won't be gaining any more respect dressing in such a fashion.

It'll be even better! He'll have pencilled in chest hair, and since he's wearing Varric's clothes he'll be showing some abs and legs. His popularity would boom from fangirls flooding the thread!

[The Hardest Thing In The World]

Again, what class is Carver?

[Amagoi]

The Hardest Thing In The World wrote...

Again, what class is Carver?

Warrior. He smashes things with other things.

[Bobad]

Amagoi wrote...

The Hardest Thing In The World wrote...

Again, what class is Carver?

Warrior. He smashes things with other things.

Indeed, he's the only one that can dual wield, with the silverite egg whisk Herp and the dragonbone fly swatter Derp.

EDIT: Stopping this now as he's too easy a target and I feel like a bully

Modifié par Bobad, 25 octobre 2010 - 03:36 .

[The Hardest Thing In The World]

Bobad wrote...

Amagoi wrote...

The Hardest Thing In The World wrote...

Again, what class is Carver?

Warrior. He smashes things with other things.

Indeed, he's the only one that can dual wield, with the silverite egg whisk Herp and the dragonbone fly swatter Derp.

EDIT: Stopping this now as he's too easy a target and I feel like a bully

Indeed, you should all be ashame of yourselves:huh:

[leggywillow]

Bobad wrote...
I hope we get another screenshot of Carver soon, that or they confirm his personality is based on Father Dougal McGuire.

YESSSS!    This would be extreme win.  Carver would never leave my party.


::playing with toy darkspawn::
Hawke:  Now concentrate this time, Carver.  *These* hurlocks are very small.  ::points to approaching darkspawn horde:: *Those* hurlocks are far away.

[Lord_Valandil]

The Hardest Thing In The World wrote...
Indeed, you should all be ashame of yourselves:huh:

Don't be a party pooper.

[ErichHartmann]

If Carver dies, I'll be upset for about 2 seconds.   Only have room for one sibling in my party.

[WilliamShatner]

Mike Laidlaw wrote...

You know, guys, it's really cool to see Carver get some love, even if in his own thread the poor guy's fighting for respect.
And you know, this is one of those threads I read with my cheshire developer's smile, too. Because I know things. Yessssss.

He's being voiced by Bruce Campbell?  With that chin and that dumb expression he'd be a perfect cast.

[Face of Evil]

Even though Carver looks a bit bug-eyed in that screenshot, I will say this: the guy's biceps put mine to shame.

[valleyman88]

 Carver looks like Magnus Carlsen 

[Fortlowe]

WilliamShatner wrote...

Mike Laidlaw wrote...

You know, guys, it's really cool to see Carver get some love, even if in his own thread the poor guy's fighting for respect.
And you know, this is one of those threads I read with my cheshire developer's smile, too. Because I know things. Yessssss.

He's being voiced by Bruce Campbell?  With that chin and that dumb expression he'd be a perfect cast.

On voice actors, there is always the possiblity (albiet a very small one) that Carver will be voiced by Nathan Fillion. If that's the case, I take every Herp and all the Derps right back.

Then again, Simon Pegg could also be the voice actor, and that would make every Herp or Derp that has been or every could be uttered in this thread pale in comparison to the comedy gold that little Scott would produce.

[LPPrince]

Fortlowe wrote...

WilliamShatner wrote...

Mike Laidlaw wrote...

You know, guys, it's really cool to see Carver get some love, even if in his own thread the poor guy's fighting for respect.
And you know, this is one of those threads I read with my cheshire developer's smile, too. Because I know things. Yessssss.

He's being voiced by Bruce Campbell?  With that chin and that dumb expression he'd be a perfect cast.

On voice actors, there is always the possiblity (albiet a very small one) that Carver will be voiced by Nathan Fillion. If that's the case, I take every Herp and all the Derps right back.

Then again, Simon Pegg could also be the voice actor, and that would make every Herp or Derp that has been or every could be uttered in this thread pale in comparison to the comedy gold that little Scott would produce.

Speaking of which, Simon Pegg is voicing a character in Fable III, so we'll see how good he is at portraying a video game character.....tomorrow.

[Fortlowe]

LPPrince wrote...

Fortlowe wrote...

WilliamShatner wrote...

Mike Laidlaw wrote...

You know, guys, it's really cool to see Carver get some love, even if in his own thread the poor guy's fighting for respect.
And you know, this is one of those threads I read with my cheshire developer's smile, too. Because I know things. Yessssss.

He's being voiced by Bruce Campbell?  With that chin and that dumb expression he'd be a perfect cast.

On voice actors, there is always the possiblity (albiet a very small one) that Carver will be voiced by Nathan Fillion. If that's the case, I take every Herp and all the Derps right back.

Then again, Simon Pegg could also be the voice actor, and that would make every Herp or Derp that has been or every could be uttered in this thread pale in comparison to the comedy gold that little Scott would produce.

Speaking of which, Simon Pegg is voicing a character in Fable III, so we'll see how good he is at portraying a video game character.....tomorrow.

Oh, well. Chris Tucker then!:


Carver:  You got knocked the #$% out!!!

[bsbcaer]

Mike Laidlaw wrote...

You know, guys, it's really cool to see Carver get some love, even if in his own thread the poor guy's fighting for respect.
And you know, this is one of those threads I read with my cheshire developer's smile, too. Because I know things. Yessssss.

What's going to happen is that Carver "dies" early on, we go through the entire game, and at the end we find out it was really the PC that died and we were really playing Carver

[Darthnemesis2]

Why is he wearing suspenders?

[MoneyDeluxe]

Darthnemesis2 wrote...

Why is he wearing suspenders?

Latest fashion in Thedas.