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[M8DMAN]

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

I hope that's not the final face...cause he looks...erm....mentally challenged.

Just come on out and say it. He looks Retarded.

[Tamyn]

Mike Laidlaw wrote...

You know, guys, it's really cool to see Carver get some love, even if in his own thread the poor guy's fighting for respect.
And you know, this is one of those threads I read with my cheshire developer's smile, too. Because I know things. Yessssss.

He's DA 2's Cailan, isn't he. He's toast.

[Ebontine]

Looks like we have a new Deekin.



"Carver has pebble in shoe. Hurts. Ouch!"

[ralph2190]

M8DMAN wrote...

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

I hope that's not the final face...cause he looks...erm....mentally challenged.

Just come on out and say it. He looks Retarded.

He's not retarded, just...special.

[Margaret_TheElf]

Mike Laidlaw wrote...

You know, guys, it's really cool to see Carver get some love, even if in his own thread the poor guy's fighting for respect.
And you know, this is one of those threads I read with my cheshire developer's smile, too. Because I know things. Yessssss.

Mike noticed my thread? *dies of happiness*

[Withidread]

Mike Laidlaw wrote...

You know, guys, it's really cool to see Carver get some love, even if in his own thread the poor guy's fighting for respect.
And you know, this is one of those threads I read with my cheshire developer's smile, too. Because I know things. Yessssss.

Are you implying that you've traversed the fade to bring Rodney Dangerfield back to voice this character?

[The Edge]

My bet is that Carver will become evil after he apparently "dies", and he will be the final boss.



Also, the final fight will involve Carver turning into a dragon and PC Hawke turning into a griffon.

[Wowlock]

Mike Laidlaw wrote...

You know, guys, it's really cool to see Carver get some love, even if in his own thread the poor guy's fighting for respect.
And you know, this is one of those threads I read with my cheshire developer's smile, too. Because I know things. Yessssss.

I am scared to ask but ....

It won't be something like 'Impending Doom' for him right ? Or another 'The Joining' V2 thing.

Why can't we be a big happy family

[Inside_Joke]

Carver's probably the smartest in the family. Just you watch.

It's a trap, I say!

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Darthnemesis2 wrote...

Why is he wearing suspenders?

Because his Man Junk is so big it needs a full body brace. 

[Inside_Joke]

...

Anyway ...



Ta-dah!

There Carv, a little fan boost for ya. *Not the greatest, but better than nothing*

And I assume he's a 2H warrior due to the fact that I couldn't see a shield in the screen cap. But you can slightly see the hilt of his sword.



And, seriously, this is what I referenced for the pose: Click

*Honestly, all this did was put a picture of him punching slabs of meat in my head.* Didn't help that I was listening to eye of the tiger ...

[Tiax Rules All]

^ Great picture and I like the commentary. Should post that over at the FanArt thread too.

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Carver Hawke will be the best sibling in the history of video game families.

Witness:

1) Carver is a warrior.  That's a legit job.  Seeing as everyone else in the family is either an apostate mage (Bethany and Hawke-Dad) or a former noble woman (Hawk-Mom), Carver is clearly going to be the primary bread winner in the family.  That's points for Carver... the dude is feeding Hawkette's mom and keeping a roof over her head. 

Maybe your Hawkette is a warrior.  Okay, that's fair.  But how good a warrior is she?  I'm betting at the time they flee Lothering, she's level 1.  So come on...  Probably a level of skill or so below Carver.


2)  Carver fell from the family tree and rolled...  just a little.  Why is that good?  Hawke-Dad is an apostate mage in Kirkwall.  Great example Hawke-Dad.  Carver on the other hand, maybe he gets out foxed by cows sometimes, but Carver is there for the rest of the family.  Further, Hawke-Mom's family, the Amells, are nobles in Kirkwall.  So reading between the lines we can suppose the Amells are good Chantry chanty chanting folks with templar connections...  that leave Hawkette and company rotting in a refugee camp.  The pious Amells pretty clearly disowned Hawke-Mom.  Carver, like Hawke-Mom, could care less about the Chantry.  Carver's there because he loves his family even if it means he'll probably die shielding apostates.  That's more points for Carver:  He's a man.


3)  He looks deficient in the brains department.  i.e, he looks dumb.  Chicks =love= dumb guys.  This means he probably had a way with the farmgirls... The perfect wingman for Hawke or a bi Hawkette.


4)  He can't actually be dumb.  His twin sister is a mage, his mom is a hoity-toity noble, and his dad is an apostate mage.  The guy had brains, willpower, and nerve all over his upbringing.  There's no way some of that didn't rub off on him.  That right there is the best of both worlds.  Brains where no one would expect them.


5)  If it is true he gets made into an ogre's omlette, it will be because Hawkette failed him.  Remember, in DAO four people brought down an ogre in the tower at Ostergar.  Alistair was experienced, the guards were rank and file, and the Warden was barely blooded.  Carver goes up against the ogre with Hawkette, an experienced templar, and Bethany, the mage.  At absolute best, that's a fair fight.  More likely, that's well in Carver's favor.


Anyways, his name is Carver Hawke.  And he's our brother.

Modifié par RinpocheSchnozberry, 26 octobre 2010 - 02:17 .

[Inside_Joke]

Tiax Rules All wrote...

^ Great picture and I like the commentary. Should post that over at the FanArt thread too.

I think I will when it's all done. *Would've finished it tonight, but my gecko was staring at me, which translates to "Turn off the light, dammit!"*


I have to say though ... after looking at that cap. for so long ... Carver's going over how they're doomed. I see "Then we're trapped. The Wilds are to the south --"
So he's a downer.
Nice. There's always one realist in the family. *That also explains the doom and gloom that is Mama Hawke*.
And this is probably old news 

[lunarknightmage]

RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...


Carver Hawke will be the best sibling in the history of video game families.

Witness:

1) Carver is a warrior.  That's a legit job.  Seeing as everyone else in the family is either an apostate mage (Bethany and Hawke-Dad) or a former noble woman (Hawk-Mom), Carver is clearly going to be the primary bread winner in the family.  That's points for Carver... the dude is feeding Hawkette's mom and keeping a roof over her head. 

Maybe your Hawkette is a warrior.  Okay, that's fair.  But how good a warrior is she?  I'm betting at the time they flee Lothering, she's level 1.  So come on...  Probably a level of skill or so below Carver.


2)  Carver fell from the family tree and rolled...  just a little.  Why is that good?  Hawke-Dad is an apostate mage in Kirkwall.  Great example Hawke-Dad.  Carver on the other hand, maybe he gets out foxed by cows sometimes, but Carver is there for the rest of the family.  Further, Hawke-Mom's family, the Amells, are nobles in Kirkwall.  So reading between the lines we can suppose the Amells are good Chantry chanty chanting folks with templar connections...  that leave Hawkette and company rotting in a refugee camp.  The pious Amells pretty clearly disowned Hawke-Mom.  Carver, like Hawke-Mom, could care less about the Chantry.  Carver's there because he loves his family even if it means he'll probably die shielding apostates.  That's more points for Carver:  He's a man.


3)  He looks deficient in the brains department.  i.e, he looks dumb.  Chicks =love= dumb guys.  This means he probably had a way with the farmgirls... The perfect wingman for Hawke or a bi Hawkette.


4)  He can't actually be dumb.  His twin sister is a mage, his mom is a hoity-toity noble, and his dad is an apostate mage.  The guy had brains, willpower, and nerve all over his upbringing.  There's no way some of that didn't rub off on him.  That right there is the best of both worlds.  Brains where no one would expect them.


5)  If it is true he gets made into an ogre's omlette, it will be because Hawkette failed him.  Remember, in DAO four people brought down an ogre in the tower at Ostergar.  Alistair was experienced, the guards were rank and file, and the Warden was barely blooded.  Carver goes up against the ogre with Hawkette, an experienced templar, and Bethany, the mage.  At absolute best, that's a fair fight.  More likely, that's well in Carver's favor.


Anyways, his name is Carver Hawke.  And he's our brother.

Wow!!  Sexist much??

[Inside_Joke]

RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...



5)  If it is true he gets made into an ogre's omlette, it will be because Hawkette failed him.  Remember, in DAO four people brought down an ogre in the tower at Ostergar.  Alistair was experienced, the guards were rank and file, and the Warden was barely blooded.  Carver goes up against the ogre with Hawkette, an experienced templar, and Bethany, the mage.  At absolute best, that's a fair fight.  More likely, that's well in Carver's favor.


Anyways, his name is Carver Hawke.  And he's our brother.

I'm thinking either Hawke leads the family/group the wrong way which leads to smooshered Carver, or he pulls a "sacrifice self so others can flee!" thing. Kinda doubt that though.

Left that last line because it's awesome

[Bootsykk]

lunarknightmage wrote...

RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...


Carver Hawke will be the best sibling in the history of video game families.

Witness:

1) Carver is a warrior.  That's a legit job.  Seeing as everyone else in the family is either an apostate mage (Bethany and Hawke-Dad) or a former noble woman (Hawk-Mom), Carver is clearly going to be the primary bread winner in the family.  That's points for Carver... the dude is feeding Hawkette's mom and keeping a roof over her head. 

Maybe your Hawkette is a warrior.  Okay, that's fair.  But how good a warrior is she?  I'm betting at the time they flee Lothering, she's level 1.  So come on...  Probably a level of skill or so below Carver.


2)  Carver fell from the family tree and rolled...  just a little.  Why is that good?  Hawke-Dad is an apostate mage in Kirkwall.  Great example Hawke-Dad.  Carver on the other hand, maybe he gets out foxed by cows sometimes, but Carver is there for the rest of the family.  Further, Hawke-Mom's family, the Amells, are nobles in Kirkwall.  So reading between the lines we can suppose the Amells are good Chantry chanty chanting folks with templar connections...  that leave Hawkette and company rotting in a refugee camp.  The pious Amells pretty clearly disowned Hawke-Mom.  Carver, like Hawke-Mom, could care less about the Chantry.  Carver's there because he loves his family even if it means he'll probably die shielding apostates.  That's more points for Carver:  He's a man.


3)  He looks deficient in the brains department.  i.e, he looks dumb.  Chicks =love= dumb guys.  This means he probably had a way with the farmgirls... The perfect wingman for Hawke or a bi Hawkette.


4)  He can't actually be dumb.  His twin sister is a mage, his mom is a hoity-toity noble, and his dad is an apostate mage.  The guy had brains, willpower, and nerve all over his upbringing.  There's no way some of that didn't rub off on him.  That right there is the best of both worlds.  Brains where no one would expect them.


5)  If it is true he gets made into an ogre's omlette, it will be because Hawkette failed him.  Remember, in DAO four people brought down an ogre in the tower at Ostergar.  Alistair was experienced, the guards were rank and file, and the Warden was barely blooded.  Carver goes up against the ogre with Hawkette, an experienced templar, and Bethany, the mage.  At absolute best, that's a fair fight.  More likely, that's well in Carver's favor.


Anyways, his name is Carver Hawke.  And he's our brother.

Wow!!  Sexist much??

Sexist?


I was cracking up at this. Should I be offended?
Also. Among the siller points, some rather good points were made here as well.

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Juneya wrote...

lunarknightmage wrote...

RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

[trimmed for bulk!]

Anyways, his name is Carver Hawke.  And he's our brother.

Wow!!  Sexist much??

Sexist?


I was cracking up at this. Should I be offended?
Also. Among the siller points, some rather good points were made here as well.

Let me clarify my tone:  :lol:  with some  ^_^  but still, some :mellow:.

Mostly it's the  :lol: thought.  

[lunarknightmage]

Juneya wrote...

lunarknightmage wrote...

RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...


Carver Hawke will be the best sibling in the history of video game families.

Witness:

1) Carver is a warrior.  That's a legit job.  Seeing as everyone else in the family is either an apostate mage (Bethany and Hawke-Dad) or a former noble woman (Hawk-Mom), Carver is clearly going to be the primary bread winner in the family.  That's points for Carver... the dude is feeding Hawkette's mom and keeping a roof over her head. 

Maybe your Hawkette is a warrior.  Okay, that's fair.  But how good a warrior is she?  I'm betting at the time they flee Lothering, she's level 1.  So come on...  Probably a level of skill or so below Carver.


2)  Carver fell from the family tree and rolled...  just a little.  Why is that good?  Hawke-Dad is an apostate mage in Kirkwall.  Great example Hawke-Dad.  Carver on the other hand, maybe he gets out foxed by cows sometimes, but Carver is there for the rest of the family.  Further, Hawke-Mom's family, the Amells, are nobles in Kirkwall.  So reading between the lines we can suppose the Amells are good Chantry chanty chanting folks with templar connections...  that leave Hawkette and company rotting in a refugee camp.  The pious Amells pretty clearly disowned Hawke-Mom.  Carver, like Hawke-Mom, could care less about the Chantry.  Carver's there because he loves his family even if it means he'll probably die shielding apostates.  That's more points for Carver:  He's a man.


3)  He looks deficient in the brains department.  i.e, he looks dumb.  Chicks =love= dumb guys.  This means he probably had a way with the farmgirls... The perfect wingman for Hawke or a bi Hawkette.


4)  He can't actually be dumb.  His twin sister is a mage, his mom is a hoity-toity noble, and his dad is an apostate mage.  The guy had brains, willpower, and nerve all over his upbringing.  There's no way some of that didn't rub off on him.  That right there is the best of both worlds.  Brains where no one would expect them.


5)  If it is true he gets made into an ogre's omlette, it will be because Hawkette failed him.  Remember, in DAO four people brought down an ogre in the tower at Ostergar.  Alistair was experienced, the guards were rank and file, and the Warden was barely blooded.  Carver goes up against the ogre with Hawkette, an experienced templar, and Bethany, the mage.  At absolute best, that's a fair fight.  More likely, that's well in Carver's favor.


Anyways, his name is Carver Hawke.  And he's our brother.

Wow!!  Sexist much??

Sexist?


I was cracking up at this. Should I be offended?
Also. Among the siller points, some rather good points were made here as well.

well, I don't know if all that was posted in seriousness or jest.

but, when you say something like:

"Maybe your Hawkette is a warrior.  Okay, that's fair.  But how good a warrior is she?  I'm betting at the time they flee Lothering, she's level 1.  So come on...  Probably a level of skill or so below Carver."

That's implying that Lady Hawke, if she's a warrior, will be less skilled than Carver.  Why?  Because she's a woman??

Never mind the fact that Lady Hawke is the eldest sibling. 

Who's to say she isn't a better warrior than Carver, and maybe someone Carver looks up to and idolizes........

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Inside_Joke wrote...

RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...



5)  If it is true he gets made into an ogre's omlette, it will be because Hawkette failed him.  Remember, in DAO four people brought down an ogre in the tower at Ostergar.  Alistair was experienced, the guards were rank and file, and the Warden was barely blooded.  Carver goes up against the ogre with Hawkette, an experienced templar, and Bethany, the mage.  At absolute best, that's a fair fight.  More likely, that's well in Carver's favor.


Anyways, his name is Carver Hawke.  And he's our brother.

I'm thinking either Hawke leads the family/group the wrong way which leads to smooshered Carver, or he pulls a "sacrifice self so others can flee!" thing. Kinda doubt that though.

Left that last line because it's awesome

Ooo, I hadn't thought of that.   I wonder if they'll do interrupts like Mass Effect 2 or something along those lines?  Where you're with the refugees and you go barrelling down an alley...  Only to have Carver yell, "this way!"  And another "yell over here!" and depending on which way you go someone gets splattered.  It would keep with the "no right choices" feel from much of DAO and it would be a little emotional jab at  you too.


And thanks.  :lol:

[David Gaider]

M8DMAN wrote...

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

I hope that's not the final face...cause he looks...erm....mentally challenged.

Just come on out and say it. He looks Retarded.

It's one facial expression. Let's hope for your sake that your face never freezes that way.

[Bootsykk]

lunarknightmage wrote...

well, I don't know if all that was posted in seriousness or jest.

but, when you say something like:

"Maybe your Hawkette is a warrior.  Okay, that's fair.  But how good a warrior is she?  I'm betting at the time they flee Lothering, she's level 1.  So come on...  Probably a level of skill or so below Carver."

That's implying that Lady Hawke, if she's a warrior, will be less skilled than Carver.  Why?  Because she's a woman??

Never mind the fact that Lady Hawke is the eldest sibling. 

Who's to say she isn't a better warrior than Carver, and maybe someone Carver looks up to and idolizes........

Uh... I think you... may have read into that a wee bit much.
I think the message would have been the same if the Hawke in question was a male. The joke was made at Hawke's level when leaving Lothering... that's all.
And come on, people need to cut it out with the whole she can be as good as the boys, because she's a woman! or something... kind of attitude. Any jab made at the lead character's gender is all in good fun, because really, the only difference between any Bioware lead character is boobs and a love interest. And hate to say it, but little brothers generally don't idolize their big sister if said big sister is more athletically capable then they are. Ask my little brother.
Either way, it was jesting. And if he had said instead "Well, Carver is a man. So he's better than Hawkette. Because she's a woman."... well, then even if it was in good humor, the joke would fall flat.

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

lunarknightmage wrote...

Juneya wrote...

lunarknightmage wrote...

RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...


Carver Hawke will be the best sibling in the history of video game families.

Witness:

1) Carver is a warrior.  That's a legit job.  Seeing as everyone else in the family is either an apostate mage (Bethany and Hawke-Dad) or a former noble woman (Hawk-Mom), Carver is clearly going to be the primary bread winner in the family.  That's points for Carver... the dude is feeding Hawkette's mom and keeping a roof over her head. 

Maybe your Hawkette is a warrior.  Okay, that's fair.  But how good a warrior is she?  I'm betting at the time they flee Lothering, she's level 1.  So come on...  Probably a level of skill or so below Carver.



Anyways, his name is Carver Hawke.  And he's our brother.

Wow!!  Sexist much??

Sexist?


I was cracking up at this. Should I be offended?
Also. Among the siller points, some rather good points were made here as well.

well, I don't know if all that was posted in seriousness or jest.

but, when you say something like:

"Maybe your Hawkette is a warrior.  Okay, that's fair.  But how good a warrior is she?  I'm betting at the time they flee Lothering, she's level 1.  So come on...  Probably a level of skill or so below Carver."

That's implying that Lady Hawke, if she's a warrior, will be less skilled than Carver.  Why?  Because she's a woman??

Never mind the fact that Lady Hawke is the eldest sibling. 

Who's to say she isn't a better warrior than Carver, and maybe someone Carver looks up to and idolizes........

Would it be less offensive if I used Hawke?  Not at all.  What does gender mean in that line?  Nothing.  

[Bootsykk]

M8DMAN wrote...

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

I hope that's not the final face...cause he looks...erm....mentally challenged.

Just come on out and say it. He looks Retarded.

He's really not that bad :\\

We all make derp faces sometimes.

[Zanaide]

Juneya wrote...

He's really not that bad :\\\\

We all make derp faces sometimes.

Still.. I'm with that one poster there. Hugh Jackman can Herp my Derp any time.. <.<