WhisperingCity wrote...
leggywillow wrote...
Also, I was trying to match up DA2 characters with It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia characters for the lulz, and Carver would definitely be Mac, with the sleeveless shirt and the need to show off all the time.
...You truly have a gift, my friend. My hat's off to you. Or would be, were I wearing one.
It's so appropriate.
Hawke:
I hate to tell you this bro, but you don't have the core strength to scale the Gallows, you just don't.
Carver: What?! I work out all the time.
Hawke: Yeah but you only work out your glamour muscles and you know it.
Carver: I work out my core
Hawke: No you don't. You're totally arm heavy, you're all bi's and tri's and everything else is just fat and ribs
Carver: Bro, I can do way more pushups than you and that's like 16 different muscle groups I think
Hawke: That is beyond retarded what you're saying right now. I can do way more pushups than you even though I was just hit by an ogre.
(I love putting video game characters into movie/show dialogue if you can't tell.)
The rest of the Gang is trickier, though. I want to say that Isabela = Dennis. Varric is far too sane to be compared to any of the Gang, but he kinda reminds me of Frank in that he has all the business sense. Merrill is Charlie-like, but I think Merrill = Dee just because of the way the rest of the companions gang up on her and never take her seriously. And Charlie could be a horrible mix of Anders and Fenris on their most psychotic days?