Tasha vas Nar Rayya wrote...
Heheheh! No drell for you, what about hanar?
Hanar are awesome! Seriously, who doesn't love hanar?
Tasha vas Nar Rayya wrote...
Heheheh! No drell for you, what about hanar?
AdmiralCheez wrote...
Because there are far too many NPCs, I will restrict the following rant to actual team members--all of them. Let's start with the old crew...
ASHLEY: Yes, she's a bigot. However, looking at her family history, and the fact that she'd never really had much contact with aliens, it's understandable. She's fun to talk to, and was my FemShep's BFF. However, she is an absolutely horrible LI. The poetry. My God. Not during sexytimes, dear, please! And then there's Horizon.
KAIDAN: Nice, sweet, and fairly useful in combat. Completely lacking in a sense of humor, and therefore absudly boring. Most realistic romace buildup, though. Also, Horizon.
TALI: Really annoying in ME1, both in and out of combat. Learning about quarians was interesting on my first playthrough, but after that it was just a reason to abuse the spacebar. I felt like she really "grew up" by the time ME2 rolled around, however, and I liked the change. I think she needs to lay off the "all geth are evil" thing, though. Romance was cute, but painfuly obvious fanservice.
GARRUS: He was a jerk in ME1; an obvious n00b despite his years of military training and C-Sec service. Loved him in ME2 when he finally developed a sense of humor, and like Tali I felt that he'd matured, but Christ, enough with the angst! I was also sad that I was denied bromance, and thus had to jump his bone for the sake of additional conversations. Needs to shut up while we're in combat.
WREX: Turned the big bad thug stereotype completely on its head and was all-around well written and entertaining. Became King of the Krogans, which in my opinion makes up for him not being on my squad. No complaints.
LIARA: Uninteresting, creepy, and a complete sissy in ME1. Just plain creepy in ME2, but I suppose after all she's been through, her complete 180 made some sense (and by some I mean enough for me not to shoot her writers). Brilliant in LotSB, but it's a shame it took her that long to grow the hell up.
MIRANDA: Can you MarySue a little harder for me, please? Not that her attitude doesn't make sense, given her background, but she is a massive pain in DAT ASS. Yes. DAT ASS. Please, Bioware, your fans objectify your characters enough on their own. You don't need to help.
JACOB: I guess I'll have to take a raincheck on that "human male LI with a personality" I ordered until ME3 rolls around.
JACK: Her backstory was a bit over-the-top. I feel sorry for her, really, but I'm not going to do anything about it until she puts a shirt on. No matter how awesome a biotic you are, bare skin does not reflect bullets.
SAMARA: A surprisingly deep character once you get past her controlled monotone. The romance block was brilliant. Her outfit... doesn't suit her. Her ability to kill without hesitation and unquestioning adherence to the Code frightens me.
MORINTH: Goddamn vampire. I hate vampires. Really interesting character once you get past the brainrape thing, though. Nonetheless, pure evil and gives me the creeps.
LEGION: No complaints other than he shows up at the last possible minute. Why, oh why couldn't there have been additional awesome?
GRUNT: One-dimensional, but can you blame him? He was only just born and has nothing to go on except what's been streamed into his head. Pales in comparison to Wrex, but he makes a good meat tank.
THANE: Least favorite squadmate. Bioware tried to cram everything that would make him appealing to female gamers all in one character with disasterous results. I hate his flashbacks, I hate his stinking pile of emo-ness, and I hate his whiny little son. A biotic sniper is insanely useful, however, plus his cut-scenes are sweet.
MORDIN: Hilarious and surprisingly deep. Utterly useless and made of paper in combat.
ZAEED: I wish he had more emotions than "this takes me back" and "GRR RAR REVENGE RAR." Hilarious at times and is a bonus to the "hold the line" part of the suicide mission. Needs a dialog wheel.
KASUMI: Didn't like her at first, but she's proven to be both entertaining and useful. Needs to get over her dead boyfriend.
SHEPARD: Mark Meer, for the most part, did a good job, but seriously failed at acting romantic or gentle. Jennifer Hale is a bit better in my opinion, but she needs to turn off the auto-flirt when talking to Jacob.
SO YES, I have a problem with every single squadmate except Wrex and Legion (and strangely enough, neither are my favorites). I can't really bring myself to hate any of them, though. I'm a total sap.
achwas wrote...
Nevermind that Liara also found time, besides basic commando stuff, to gain a full doctorate from the university of "Skullum-what-so-ever" (I forgot the exact planet, but it is commented on in LotSB ) which should take up to a decade , depending on the subject and curriculum and did several years of archeology before joining Shepard on therum in ME-1. She is a grown woman in her mid-twenties in human terms, even if Asari mature slower, or rather enjoy their carefree "maiden" years more than humans would.
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Neria Rose wrote...
Liara says, and I quote, "But among the asari, I am barely considered more than a child."
www.youtube.com/watch
That implies late teens/barely legal. Creepy. And I can't believe I made myself suffer listening to her raspy voice trying to find that line.
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XX55XX wrote...
Glad someone made a thread about this.
My least favorite characters:
1. Kaidan. I don't know what's with him, but I just hate the guy. He's dull. There is no oomph to his personality. He spends far too much time wailing around in the past (even though his past is a little traumatic), and appears overly defensive the first time I met him...
5. Jack. Oh, where do I begin? I know she's had a traumatic childhood and all, but she is just one angry little **** that never seemingly calms down. Granted, I understand that it takes time to appreciate someone like Jack, but she does not give off a good first impression. It's very hard for any character to recover from a poor first impression.
mashavasilec wrote...
XX55XX wrote...
Glad someone made a thread about this.
My least favorite characters:
1. Kaidan. I don't know what's with him, but I just hate the guy. He's dull. There is no oomph to his personality. He spends far too much time wailing around in the past (even though his past is a little traumatic), and appears overly defensive the first time I met him...
5. Jack. Oh, where do I begin? I know she's had a traumatic childhood and all, but she is just one angry little **** that never seemingly calms down. Granted, I understand that it takes time to appreciate someone like Jack, but she does not give off a good first impression. It's very hard for any character to recover from a poor first impression.
It's very hard for any character to recover from a traumatic childhood. I only see lack of empathy here, not a reason to dislike certain squadmates
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XX55XX wrote...
Glad someone made a thread about this.
My least favorite characters:
3. Samara. I dislike her ways. I would not have recruited her, since her obedience to her creed automatically makes her a liability. I don't know why she joined my mission in the first place either. She's inflexible, unbending, and doesn't appear to have much character development whatsoever, unlike many of the other characters.
Then, she shares her deepest trouble with you. Eventually, she shares her emotions with you. No character development?
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XX55XX wrote...
Pardon me, but it's been ages since I've played the game... which was last March. Perhaps my recollection on certain moments is more clouded by emotion more than anything else.

yorkj86 wrote...
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AdmiralCheez wrote...
Off-topic, but somebody needs to "Grunt's Size" this.
Sparda Stonerule wrote...
I don't distinctly hate anyone. Well ok there is one person I do hate but I never need to get to know her. I hate Morinth but I always kill her. Her attitude is a combination of Jack and Miranda except elevated to absurd extremes. Other than that, the worst I can say about some squad mates is that I'm not interested in them really. I honestly don't care about Miranda or Jacob. Jack's story at least has some depth and emotion in it. Miranda's is understandable but her motivations are just lackluster to me. In fact I'd rather know Oriana since she seems a lot more interesting than her big sister. Jacob is just bland. I don't care much about Samara's story either, except it made me care enough to hate Morinth so I was glad I got to kill her. So well done on that I guess. Other than that I do happen to like everyone else. I must be one of the few people who likes both Ashley and Kaiden, even though I keep Ashley alive because she can snipe and I just happen to like team mates who can snipe.
As far as incidental characters, Turian Councilor, Donnel Udina, and Corporal Toombs are the only ones I can say I really dislike.
Darc_Requiem wrote...
You aren't the only one. I liked them both too.
XX55XX wrote...
Maybe so. Maybe so. But then again, most of the people on this forum do tend to value those characters which make them laugh, make them cry, but very few people like those characters who bore or annoy them.
Modifié par DarthCaine, 10 novembre 2010 - 09:00 .
Pretty much agree with everything you said here, Wrex is the only one I can't complain about. Although Kasumi actually gets over her BF pretty fast if you destroy the greybox and believe it or not Kaiden actually dose have quite a dry sense of humour but it doesn’t come thru very often and can be hard to catch because he so dam ಠ_ಠ most the time. No don’t talk to me. It breaks regulations!AdmiralCheez wrote...
Because there are far too many NPCs, I will restrict the following rant to actual team members--all of them. Let's start with the old crew...
ASHLEY: Yes, she's a bigot. However, looking at her family history, and the fact that she'd never really had much contact with aliens, it's understandable. She's fun to talk to, and was my FemShep's BFF. However, she is an absolutely horrible LI. The poetry. My God. Not during sexytimes, dear, please! And then there's Horizon.
KAIDAN: Nice, sweet, and fairly useful in combat. Completely lacking in a sense of humor, and therefore absudly boring. Most realistic romace buildup, though. Also, Horizon.
TALI: Really annoying in ME1, both in and out of combat. Learning about quarians was interesting on my first playthrough, but after that it was just a reason to abuse the spacebar. I felt like she really "grew up" by the time ME2 rolled around, however, and I liked the change. I think she needs to lay off the "all geth are evil" thing, though. Romance was cute, but painfuly obvious fanservice.
GARRUS: He was a jerk in ME1; an obvious n00b despite his years of military training and C-Sec service. Loved him in ME2 when he finally developed a sense of humor, and like Tali I felt that he'd matured, but Christ, enough with the angst! I was also sad that I was denied bromance, and thus had to jump his bone for the sake of additional conversations. Needs to shut up while we're in combat.
WREX: Turned the big bad thug stereotype completely on its head and was all-around well written and entertaining. Became King of the Krogans, which in my opinion makes up for him not being on my squad. No complaints.
LIARA: Uninteresting, creepy, and a complete sissy in ME1. Just plain creepy in ME2, but I suppose after all she's been through, her complete 180 made some sense (and by some I mean enough for me not to shoot her writers). Brilliant in LotSB, but it's a shame it took her that long to grow the hell up.
MIRANDA: Can you MarySue a little harder for me, please? Not that her attitude doesn't make sense, given her background, but she is a massive pain in DAT ASS. Yes. DAT ASS. Please, Bioware, your fans objectify your characters enough on their own. You don't need to help.
JACOB: I guess I'll have to take a raincheck on that "human male LI with a personality" I ordered until ME3 rolls around.
JACK: Her backstory was a bit over-the-top. I feel sorry for her, really, but I'm not going to do anything about it until she puts a shirt on. No matter how awesome a biotic you are, bare skin does not reflect bullets.
SAMARA: A surprisingly deep character once you get past her controlled monotone. The romance block was brilliant. Her outfit... doesn't suit her. Her ability to kill without hesitation and unquestioning adherence to the Code frightens me.
MORINTH: Goddamn vampire. I hate vampires. Really interesting character once you get past the brainrape thing, though. Nonetheless, pure evil and gives me the creeps.
LEGION: No complaints other than he shows up at the last possible minute. Why, oh why couldn't there have been additional awesome?
GRUNT: One-dimensional, but can you blame him? He was only just born and has nothing to go on except what's been streamed into his head. Pales in comparison to Wrex, but he makes a good meat tank.
THANE: Least favorite squadmate. Bioware tried to cram everything that would make him appealing to female gamers all in one character with disasterous results. I hate his flashbacks, I hate his stinking pile of emo-ness, and I hate his whiny little son. A biotic sniper is insanely useful, however, plus his cut-scenes are sweet.
MORDIN: Hilarious and surprisingly deep. Utterly useless and made of paper in combat.
ZAEED: I wish he had more emotions than "this takes me back" and "GRR RAR REVENGE RAR." Hilarious at times and is a bonus to the "hold the line" part of the suicide mission. Needs a dialog wheel.
KASUMI: Didn't like her at first, but she's proven to be both entertaining and useful. Needs to get over her dead boyfriend.
SHEPARD: Mark Meer, for the most part, did a good job, but seriously failed at acting romantic or gentle. Jennifer Hale is a bit better in my opinion, but she needs to turn off the auto-flirt when talking to Jacob.
SO YES, I have a problem with every single squadmate except Wrex and Legion (and strangely enough, neither are my favorites). I can't really bring myself to hate any of them, though. I'm a total sap.
Modifié par Manic Sheep, 10 novembre 2010 - 09:42 .
Guest_mrsph_*
easygame88 wrote...
Darc_Requiem wrote...
You aren't the only one. I liked them both too.
Same here. Really enjoyed having both of them on my squad in ME1. Until Virmire....
Neria Rose wrote...
achwas wrote...
Nevermind that Liara also found time, besides basic commando stuff, to gain a full doctorate from the university of "Skullum-what-so-ever" (I forgot the exact planet, but it is commented on in LotSB ) which should take up to a decade , depending on the subject and curriculum and did several years of archeology before joining Shepard on therum in ME-1. She is a grown woman in her mid-twenties in human terms, even if Asari mature slower, or rather enjoy their carefree "maiden" years more than humans would.
Liara says, and I quote, "But among the asari, I am barely considered more than a child."
www.youtube.com/watch
That implies late teens/barely legal. Creepy. And I can't believe I made myself suffer listening to her raspy voice trying to find that line.
Sure, they do make for a terribly tasty seafood jelly.......Stokely wrote...
Hanar are awesome! Seriously, who doesn't love hanar?Tasha vas Nar Rayya wrote...
Heheheh! No drell for you, what about hanar?