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[Esbatty]

Virginian wrote...

Esbatty wrote...

I'd totally be down for being manipulated and then raped until I can be raped no more. But how does one rape the willing?

A 12 year old girl has consented to sex with a male 18+. The girl is willing but the law still says it is rape.

Thus the willing and possibly eager can be raped.

Thanks... for the info, Buzz Killington. I'll take my highly unnecessary jokes somewhere else. Like wikipedia or the conservative version of wikipedia.

[Vankraft]

Usually I tend to ignore these threads, but this thread IS hilarious! Thanks for the laughs guys and gals

[SaddleTrampNC]

General Malor wrote...

Lord_Valandil wrote...

Rattleface wrote...

Lord_Valandil wrote...

I don't mean to discriminate...
But I don't feel particularly attracted by old women.

Also, agreed with Jarek and ReconTeam. Flemeth is not my type

Dude, they don't even look old.  That's the point.

But they are.

And technically, Wynne is dead.

She's undead. So it's no different then sexing up a Vampire, werewolf or Mummified corpse. Notice how the options get worse the lower in the order they are. I found a modded Wynne face that makes me wish I could have a romance with her, oh sweet mods how you take the great and turn it into softcore porn.

I beg to differ.  She's neither dead nor undead.  She never really died.  Her 'guardian' spirit intervened and brought her back.  However, she knows not how long.

[Knight Templar_]

Since it is flat out impossible to return the dead to life Wynne can not have died. She is a moment from death, the spirit is just prolonging that moment.

Flemeth on the other hand seem to treat bodies the same way a demon would.

[Shreav]

Oh. My. God.



I thought I'd seen it all.

[HighMoon]

Oh HELL yes! Witch gone wild babaaay!!!!

www.youtube.com/watch

Romance scene music anyone???

[DMC12]

Golden-Rose wrote...

Oh HELL yes! Witch gone wild babaaay!!!!

www.youtube.com/watch

Romance scene music anyone???

I don't know about the music... But that dude in the video needs to be an NPC in DA2.

You know what? There needs to be 70s love making songs in every game with romance, so I take that back. Good call lol

[Ulous]

an older woman is like a warm toilet seat...... feels nice but you don't know who was there before you.

[Fortlowe]

Ulous wrote...

an older woman is like a warm toilet seat...... feels nice but you don't know who was there before you.

^LULZ

[Nerevar-as]

The way Morrigan talks about her, sex with Flemeth´s seems to have the same consequences as sleeping with Morinth, but with Flemeth choosing to kill the man.

[Lumikki]

Saibh wrote...

BioWare fans are the horniest fans in existence.

Pretty much so, never seen so much people after virtual relationship stuff.
People are really something as going after pixel based emotional substitutes.

[Ulous]

Lumikki wrote...


Pretty much so, never seen so much people after virtual relationship stuff.
People are really something as going after pixel based emotional substitutes.

The same could be said for any form of pixel based entertainment.

[Jiggasaurus]

Jarek_Cousland wrote...

Hey, idk about anybody else but I always found Wynne attractive.

Imagine her 30 or 40 (idk how old she really is lol) years younger and tell me you wouldnt want to grease the bronto with her?

Thats the spirit!...






I mean literally not figuratively

[Tranceptor]

aaniadyen wrote...

Gavinthelocust wrote...



Yes, because I'm sure it'll be a heart warming cut scene where Flemeth uses Hawke until he can't do it anymore then throws him out like a piece of trash to usher in the next host. Just makes me feel all warm and tingly.

I thought she killed you afterward, at least according to morrigan.

Then you just do it once.



Least demanding relationship ever.

[Tranceptor]

General Malor wrote...

Lord_Valandil wrote...

Rattleface wrote...

Lord_Valandil wrote...

I don't mean to discriminate...
But I don't feel particularly attracted by old women.

Also, agreed with Jarek and ReconTeam. Flemeth is not my type

Dude, they don't even look old. That's the point.

But they are.

And technically, Wynne is dead.

She's undead.

Even better... that makes her EXOTIC!  

Modifié par Tranceptor, 24 octobre 2010 - 02:00 .

[Tranceptor]

Saibh wrote...
The first thing we say after seeing a new character is "IS ROMANCABLE Y/N" up to and including sisters and dragon ladies.

Yeah, it's so nice to see so many open minded people.

I wonder how many are posting from prison. . . .

Modifié par Tranceptor, 23 octobre 2010 - 02:17 .

[Rogue Unit]

If I'm close-minded for not jumping for joy at the thought of incest, so be it.



I'd hate to be some of you people's siblings.

[Shreav]

This thread is just full of funny. =D

[aznsoisauce]

Rogue Unit wrote...

If I'm close-minded for not jumping for joy at the thought of incest, so be it.

I'd hate to be some of you people's siblings.

I may not be one of these people, but I have to say that wanting to hook up with the sister of a character you play in a video game is not the same as wanting to get jiggy with your real life sister.

...Then again, I don't have any sisters.

[Bobad]

Given Flemeth's ability to infuence people and events a more pertinent question might be do we get to not romance Flemeth?

[Lord_Valandil]

aznsoisauce wrote...

Rogue Unit wrote...

If I'm close-minded for not jumping for joy at the thought of incest, so be it.

I'd hate to be some of you people's siblings.

I may not be one of these people, but I have to say that wanting to hook up with the sister of a character you play in a video game is not the same as wanting to get jiggy with your real life sister.

...Then again, I don't have any sisters.

My thoughts exactly.

Oh man...this thread is pure gold.

Modifié par Lord_Valandil, 23 octobre 2010 - 03:45 .

[Mister_Shepard]

She still looks like an old hag in that screenshot BAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

[ashwind]

And I though romancing Morinth (ME2) was bad 

Next people would want to romance Andreste 

Modifié par ashwind, 23 octobre 2010 - 04:32 .

[General Malor]

ashwind wrote...

And I though romancing Morinth (ME2) was bad 

Next people would want to romance Andreste 

That was one sexy vase...