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MrDizazta

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Has anybody taken the time to look up the dossiers at the Shadow Broker's Base.  Some of them are pretty funny while others are pretty heart warming.

Personally my favorite has to be Grunt's.  Who know he was interested in Dinosaurs and Ernest Hemingway.

It also seems like a lot of the team has seen a interesting vid entitled "Asari Confessions 26:True Blue" Posted Image

What do you guys think about them.  To view them click here

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R-Taco

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Grunt's was my favorite, too. I liked that his search history was full of spelling errors and looking up stuff like dinosaurs and sharks. Really fits the whole "giant alien child" thing.

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Tali's is dirty:


-Upgraded interface GUI for relic technology(Fee authorization: Project Haestrom)
-Upgraded suit diagnostics for radiation detection(Fee authorization: Project Haestrom)
-Upgraded omni-tool for enhanced data integrity(Fee authorization: Project Haestrom)
-Upgraded translator for all human languages
-Installed suit application, NutriScan 2.2
-Installed suit application, EnginMaster 3.6:Human Vessels
-Installed suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro
-Downloaded entertainment vid, "Exiles:Portraits of the Lost Quarians"
-Installed prototype defense suit, ShieldJack 0.8(Authorization Adm. Han'Gerral vas Neema)
-Upgraded medical scanning and quarantine suite
-Ran process, Infection Treatment(IsolateD)
-Downloaded education vid, "Dealing with Loss"
-Uninstalled suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro
-Reinstalled suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro
-Downloaded education vid, "Understanding Body Language:Human Edition"
-Downloaded entertainment vid, "Fleet and Flotilla"
-Uninstalled suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro
-Downloaded education vid, "Human Courtship and Mating"
-Installed suit application, Immunoboost:Professional Edition
-Reinstalled suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro:Deluxe Edition

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I wonder if the Talimancers are wondering if they failed to satisfy her sexually.

Perhaps the Talimancers and the Mirimancers can form an "I'm Afraid I Failed to Satisfy My LI Sexually" support group.

We would bond.

There would be peace in Israel at last.

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Is there a concensus on what human Tali's into when you're playing a femshep?

Modifié par GodWood, 24 octobre 2010 - 05:24 .


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MrDizazta

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Its sad that Miri can't have children though.

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GuardianAngel470

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MrDizaztar wrote...

Its sad that Miri can't have children though.


I'm of two minds on this. While on the one hand, it is always sad when a woman can't have a child even if they want to.

On the other hand, can anyone really say they think Miranda would be a good mom? Ice queen? Yeah she thaws, but at the same time she still has really bad people skills.

I think I'd feel worse for her child. Miranda's a great character, she just isn't the maternal type.

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And my favorite was by far Garrus'. His exchange with his sister and then hearing that he got his mom free treatment was by far the most heart warming and it inspired me to write my fan fiction.



I know, kinda strange that two text documents could make me want to write a fan fiction when an entire game worth of content had only made me write one.

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GodWood wrote...

Is there a concensus on what human Tali's into when you're playing a femshep?


I always just assumed it still referred to Shepard.

Because Shepard is so damn smexy gender don't mean a thang.

MrDizaztar wrote...

Its sad that Miri can't have children though.


Indeed. :(

But there was a spike in Miranda appreciation afterward (a slight spike, but still a spike).

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Ugh, I can't stand it when everyone wants to get into Shepard's pants.

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Jacob's workout entertainment:
- Blasto: The Jellyfish Stings - lol. Tips from the greatest Spectre
- Making of Blasto: The Jellyfish Stings
- Old Yeller: Centennial Remastered Edition
- Asari Confessions 26: True Blue - GOOD GOD. He workouts to porn Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image

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GuardianAngel470 wrote...

MrDizaztar wrote...

Its sad that Miri can't have children though.


I'm of two minds on this. While on the one hand, it is always sad when a woman can't have a child even if they want to.

On the other hand, can anyone really say they think Miranda would be a good mom? Ice queen? Yeah she thaws, but at the same time she still has really bad people skills.

I think I'd feel worse for her child. Miranda's a great character, she just isn't the maternal type.


Think about how Miranda behaves toward Oriana.

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MrDizaztar wrote...

Jacob's workout entertainment:
- Blasto: The Jellyfish Stings - lol. Tips from the greatest Spectre
- Making of Blasto: The Jellyfish Stings
- Old Yeller: Centennial Remastered Edition
- Asari Confessions 26: True Blue - GOOD GOD. He workouts to porn Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image


Maybe he is practicing

I was going to say more than that but I felt it was too explicit for this PG forums.

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Nightwriter wrote...

GuardianAngel470 wrote...

MrDizaztar wrote...

Its sad that Miri can't have children though.


I'm of two minds on this. While on the one hand, it is always sad when a woman can't have a child even if they want to.

On the other hand, can anyone really say they think Miranda would be a good mom? Ice queen? Yeah she thaws, but at the same time she still has really bad people skills.

I think I'd feel worse for her child. Miranda's a great character, she just isn't the maternal type.


Think about how Miranda behaves toward Oriana.


Exactly my point. If you read the Dossiers for Miranda, she sounds like she would be a horrible mom. Cut and paste romance advice, overbearing and intrusive, and just plain mean.

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No offense intended, and no trolling intended, but I don't see why some people get bent out of shape by the prospect of Tali having a sexual appetite that she takes steps to satisfy.  It's hardly unnatural.  Again, no offense intended.

Modifié par yorkj86, 24 octobre 2010 - 06:06 .


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Yeah I laughed pretty hard when I saw Jacob had been watching that vid lol. Garrus's was pretty sad and Miranda's is just straight up creepy.

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Grunt, Legion, and Mordin's were my favorite.

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MrDizaztar wrote...

Tali's is dirty:


-Upgraded interface GUI for relic technology(Fee authorization: Project Haestrom)
-Upgraded suit diagnostics for radiation detection(Fee authorization: Project Haestrom)
-Upgraded omni-tool for enhanced data integrity(Fee authorization: Project Haestrom)
-Upgraded translator for all human languages
-Installed suit application, NutriScan 2.2
-Installed suit application, EnginMaster 3.6:Human Vessels
-Installed suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro
-Downloaded entertainment vid, "Exiles:Portraits of the Lost Quarians"
-Installed prototype defense suit, ShieldJack 0.8(Authorization Adm. Han'Gerral vas Neema)
-Upgraded medical scanning and quarantine suite
-Ran process, Infection Treatment(IsolateD)
-Downloaded education vid, "Dealing with Loss"
-Uninstalled suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro
-Reinstalled suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro
-Downloaded education vid, "Understanding Body Language:Human Edition"
-Downloaded entertainment vid, "Fleet and Flotilla"
-Uninstalled suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro
-Downloaded education vid, "Human Courtship and Mating"
-Installed suit application, Immunoboost:Professional Edition
-Reinstalled suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro:Deluxe Edition

Why dirty?

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Probably because she installed that prototype defense suit. She should at least wait until its been properly released.

Modifié par Onyx Jaguar, 24 octobre 2010 - 06:19 .


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Spectre_907 wrote...

MrDizaztar wrote...

Tali's is dirty:


-Upgraded interface GUI for relic technology(Fee authorization: Project Haestrom)
-Upgraded suit diagnostics for radiation detection(Fee authorization: Project Haestrom)
-Upgraded omni-tool for enhanced data integrity(Fee authorization: Project Haestrom)
-Upgraded translator for all human languages
-Installed suit application, NutriScan 2.2
-Installed suit application, EnginMaster 3.6:Human Vessels
-Installed suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro
-Downloaded entertainment vid, "Exiles:Portraits of the Lost Quarians"
-Installed prototype defense suit, ShieldJack 0.8(Authorization Adm. Han'Gerral vas Neema)
-Upgraded medical scanning and quarantine suite
-Ran process, Infection Treatment(IsolateD)
-Downloaded education vid, "Dealing with Loss"
-Uninstalled suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro
-Reinstalled suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro
-Downloaded education vid, "Understanding Body Language:Human Edition"
-Downloaded entertainment vid, "Fleet and Flotilla"
-Uninstalled suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro
-Downloaded education vid, "Human Courtship and Mating"
-Installed suit application, Immunoboost:Professional Edition
-Reinstalled suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro:Deluxe Edition

Why dirty?

See bold text Posted Image

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MrDizaztar wrote...

Spectre_907 wrote...

MrDizaztar wrote...

Tali's is dirty:


-Upgraded interface GUI for relic technology(Fee authorization: Project Haestrom)
-Upgraded suit diagnostics for radiation detection(Fee authorization: Project Haestrom)
-Upgraded omni-tool for enhanced data integrity(Fee authorization: Project Haestrom)
-Upgraded translator for all human languages
-Installed suit application, NutriScan 2.2
-Installed suit application, EnginMaster 3.6:Human Vessels
-Installed suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro
-Downloaded entertainment vid, "Exiles:Portraits of the Lost Quarians"
-Installed prototype defense suit, ShieldJack 0.8(Authorization Adm. Han'Gerral vas Neema)
-Upgraded medical scanning and quarantine suite
-Ran process, Infection Treatment(IsolateD)
-Downloaded education vid, "Dealing with Loss"
-Uninstalled suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro
-Reinstalled suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro
-Downloaded education vid, "Understanding Body Language:Human Edition"
-Downloaded entertainment vid, "Fleet and Flotilla"
-Uninstalled suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro
-Downloaded education vid, "Human Courtship and Mating"
-Installed suit application, Immunoboost:Professional Edition
-Reinstalled suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro:Deluxe Edition

Why dirty?

See bold text Posted Image

Not dirty. More like a referance to an unrequited crush on Shepard if not romanced. Nervousness about the notion risking death by removing her suit if romanced. At least as I saw it that is.

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GuardianAngel470 wrote...

MrDizaztar wrote...

Its sad that Miri can't have children though.


I'm of two minds on this. While on the one hand, it is always sad when a woman can't have a child even if they want to.

On the other hand, can anyone really say they think Miranda would be a good mom? Ice queen? Yeah she thaws, but at the same time she still has really bad people skills.

I think I'd feel worse for her child. Miranda's a great character, she just isn't the maternal type.


Nor do I think Shepard would be the ideal father.

He strikes me as the stereotypical career military man. He'd be a Marine first, a husband and father second. I just can't imagine him settling down and living a quiet life complete with prefab and white picket fence.

In many ways Miranda and Shepard would make a great couple, but I think they probably would do better childless.

Modifié par Aedan_Cousland, 24 octobre 2010 - 06:51 .


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Found it ironic that Jack is a better poet than Kasumi.

Garrus' is depressing; anyone wonder if he is going to leave the team to strike out on his own again by ME3?

Did a double take on Grunt's interest in Hemmingway.

Samara's is heartbreaking

Thane's all at once hilarious and freaking scary

Mordin's makes me cackle

Ok, they all made me laugh and cry and all that developers wished. It also made me feel like a horrid voyeur for peering into the most vulnerable sides of them that they never would have wished people to see


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Garrus' is depressing; anyone wonder if he is going to leave the team to strike out on his own again by ME3?


As much as I love Garrus as a character, I hope so! I'd love to see him return in ME3 as a Spectre. So far every other Spectre we've encountered after Nihlus has been an enemy. I'd like to run into one in ME3 that was an ally, and who better for that role than Garrus?

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Matriarch Aethyta i always knew she had a temper (headbutting a krogan) and it should be interesting to see if ME 3 shed some light about Liara/Aethyta.

Samaras biotics in works was great aswell.

Modifié par turian councilor Knockout, 24 octobre 2010 - 06:58 .