Nightwriter wrote...
I want to see a batarian named Stan sitting on the street corner in Omega with an accoustic guitar, going,
"WAR - HUH! - good God, y'all -
What is it good for?
Absolutely NOTHING - "
He plays it over and over until someone throws a shoe at his head (likely the Mad Prophet, Stan's arch nemesis). "Shut up, Stan!"
He starts to play another one.
"What the world
Needs now
Is love
Sweet love
It's the only thing - "
*Another shoe hits him in the face*
"Why can't we be friends
Why can we be friends
Why can't we be friends - "
*Shoe number three*
"All we are saying
Is give peace a chance - "
*Shoe number four, with an accompanying "Would you shut the f*ck UP, Stan!"*
"Let your love flow
Like a mountain stream
And let your love grow
With the smallest of dreams - "
Then Stan's guitar is taken and smashed, and he is beaten with its pieces for singing human music.
Yet Stan goes on, singing slurrily through a swollen lip and black and blue face:
"You say I'm just a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one - "
Campaign to buy Stan the Singing Batarian a new guitar for ME3.
I support this. Is there a petition I can sign?




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