Haha thats pretty good
Christmas on the Normandy!
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#28
Posté 26 octobre 2010 - 11:48
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Christmas is a human holiday, and Earth days probably don't factor much elsewhere in the galaxy, so I don't really see the aliens celebrating it. Still, the poem was epic.
#29
Posté 26 octobre 2010 - 11:59
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Sir. you should have a job at Bioware for that
#30
Posté 27 octobre 2010 - 12:05
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On the first day of Christmas
The Illusive Man gave to me
One Brand New Normandy!
On the second day of Christmas
The Illusive Man Gave to me
Two Inferno Gloves
And a brand new Normandy!
On the third Day of Christmas
The illusive man gave to me
Three Dead Collector Guardians
Two Inferno Gloves
And a brand new Normandy!
On the fourth day of Christmas
The illusive man gave to me
Four fem Shepards
Three Dead Collector Guardians
Two Inferno Gloves
And a brand new Normandy!
On the fifth day of Christmas
The illusive man gave to me
Five Elite Marines!
Four Fem Shepards
Three Dead Collector Guardians
Two Inferno Gloves
And A brand new Normandy!
On the Sixth Day of Christmas
The illusive man gave to me
Six Krogans Slaying
Five elite marines!
Four Fem Shepards
Three Collector Guardians
Two inferno Gloves
And a brand new Normandy!
On the Seventh Day of Christmas
The Illusive man sent to me
Seven Salarians singing
Six Krogans slaying
Five Elite Marines!
Four Fem Shepards
Three Collector Guardians
Two Inferno Gloves
And a Brand new Normandy!
On the eighth Day of Christmas
The illusive man sent to me
Eight Varen Fighting
Seven Salarians singing
Six Krogans slaying
Five Elite marines!
Four Fem Shepards
Three Collector guardians
Two Inferno Gloves
And A brand new Normandy!
On the Ninth Day of Christmas
The Illusive man Sent to me
Nine Asari Dancing
Eight Varren Fighting
Seven Salarians singing
Six krogans slaying
Five elite marines!
Four Fem Shepards
Three Collector Guardians
Two Inferno Gloves
And a brand new Normandy!
On the Tenth day of Christmas
The illusive man sent to me
Ten Reapers reaping
Nine Asari Dancing
Eight Varren Fighting
Seven Sallarians Singing
Six Krogan Slaying
Five elite marines!
Four Fem Shepards
Three Collector guardians
Two Inferno Gloves
And a brand new Normandy!
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas
The illusive man sent to me
Eleven Snipers Sniping
Ten Reapers Reaping
Nine Asari Dancing
Eight Varren Fighting
Seven Salarians Singing
Six Krogan Slaying
Five Elite marines!
Four Fem Shepards
Three Collector Guardians
Two Inferno Gloves
And a brand new Normandy!
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas
The Illusive Man Sent to me
Twelve Biotic Crazies!
Eleven Snipers Sniping
Ten Reapers Reaping
Nine Asari Dancing
Seven Salarians Singing
Six Krogan Slaying
Five Elite Marines!
Four Fem shepards
Three Collector Guardians
Two Inferno Gloves
And a brand new Normandy!
The Illusive Man gave to me
One Brand New Normandy!
On the second day of Christmas
The Illusive Man Gave to me
Two Inferno Gloves
And a brand new Normandy!
On the third Day of Christmas
The illusive man gave to me
Three Dead Collector Guardians
Two Inferno Gloves
And a brand new Normandy!
On the fourth day of Christmas
The illusive man gave to me
Four fem Shepards
Three Dead Collector Guardians
Two Inferno Gloves
And a brand new Normandy!
On the fifth day of Christmas
The illusive man gave to me
Five Elite Marines!
Four Fem Shepards
Three Dead Collector Guardians
Two Inferno Gloves
And A brand new Normandy!
On the Sixth Day of Christmas
The illusive man gave to me
Six Krogans Slaying
Five elite marines!
Four Fem Shepards
Three Collector Guardians
Two inferno Gloves
And a brand new Normandy!
On the Seventh Day of Christmas
The Illusive man sent to me
Seven Salarians singing
Six Krogans slaying
Five Elite Marines!
Four Fem Shepards
Three Collector Guardians
Two Inferno Gloves
And a Brand new Normandy!
On the eighth Day of Christmas
The illusive man sent to me
Eight Varen Fighting
Seven Salarians singing
Six Krogans slaying
Five Elite marines!
Four Fem Shepards
Three Collector guardians
Two Inferno Gloves
And A brand new Normandy!
On the Ninth Day of Christmas
The Illusive man Sent to me
Nine Asari Dancing
Eight Varren Fighting
Seven Salarians singing
Six krogans slaying
Five elite marines!
Four Fem Shepards
Three Collector Guardians
Two Inferno Gloves
And a brand new Normandy!
On the Tenth day of Christmas
The illusive man sent to me
Ten Reapers reaping
Nine Asari Dancing
Eight Varren Fighting
Seven Sallarians Singing
Six Krogan Slaying
Five elite marines!
Four Fem Shepards
Three Collector guardians
Two Inferno Gloves
And a brand new Normandy!
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas
The illusive man sent to me
Eleven Snipers Sniping
Ten Reapers Reaping
Nine Asari Dancing
Eight Varren Fighting
Seven Salarians Singing
Six Krogan Slaying
Five Elite marines!
Four Fem Shepards
Three Collector Guardians
Two Inferno Gloves
And a brand new Normandy!
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas
The Illusive Man Sent to me
Twelve Biotic Crazies!
Eleven Snipers Sniping
Ten Reapers Reaping
Nine Asari Dancing
Seven Salarians Singing
Six Krogan Slaying
Five Elite Marines!
Four Fem shepards
Three Collector Guardians
Two Inferno Gloves
And a brand new Normandy!
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#32
Posté 27 octobre 2010 - 12:12
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HHS_spartan wrote...
Garrus trying to corner tali under the mistletoe.
Mordin standing on the mess table leading some of the crew in christmas carols.
Jacob and Zaed kicking back sipping eggnog swapping war stories.
Grunt standing awkwardly in the corner and not knowing how to react when Kelly gives him his first Christmas gift (a krogan sized stocking cap she knit herself).
Jak using her biotic powers to place the star on the christmas tree in the mess trying to hide the fact shes having a great time.
Doctor chokwas drinking her brandy sitting in front of the table listening to mordin and singing along in parts.
Kasumi getting caught trying to steal grunts cap (she cant help it shes a clepto)
Joker hitting on sammara all night until she finally gives him a kiss and then hes left speechless for once.
EDI with a virtual santa hat explaining to legion the meaning of christmas.
Rupert preparing a christmas meal.
The engineers finally putting there differences aside and sneaking away while no one is watching.
Thane in the confrence room recieving his present a call from his son.
Sheppard and Miranda sipping egg nog curled up on the couch in the port observation deck watching the stars go by as Miranda leans in and whispers "merry christmas commander".
And that is the Normandy Christmas party where a good time is had by all.
Just Replace Miranda With Kasumi and i would love this.
#33
Posté 27 octobre 2010 - 12:53
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MisterDyslexo wrote...
Hey who said Shepard isn't Hindu?
Oh yeah, that conversation with Ashley in ME1.
Well, Shep still could be Jewish or a Muslim
You mean that you can only say "I believe in God," not "I believe in many"? Meh. You can always take the "you've got the right to believe what you like" option instead, it's not that odd a response. Or be a Balinese Hindu, like my mainShep. They acknowledge one supreme god, mostly.
It's not a hard holiday to get into even without being a Christian, though, given that it's as much a secular celebration as a religious one. I mean you see an awful lot of Santas in Japan. I don't think it'd be weird for a Hindu Shep, or even a turian or quarian or asari, to partake of some hard cider and sugar cookies and pass around gifts, if enough of the rest of the crew were expecting it. You'd probably be hard-pressed to come up with wrapping paper on a warship, though. Actually the only paper at all would probably be toilet paper. Picture that.
#34
Posté 27 octobre 2010 - 12:54
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Quething wrote...
wrapping paper on a warship, though. Actually the only paper at all would probably be toilet paper. Picture that.
There is no tiolet paper on the Normandy...
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Posté 27 octobre 2010 - 02:33
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ReconTeam wrote...
Quething wrote...
wrapping paper on a warship, though. Actually the only paper at all would probably be toilet paper. Picture that.
There is no tiolet paper on the Normandy...
The Council decided that toilet paper will bring about a race of sentient toilet paper machines that will destroy all recorded life. So we use leaves
#36
Posté 27 octobre 2010 - 05:06
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I dunno about you guys but after my shep uses the bathroom he hops up onto the sink and well I think you get the poinT
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Posté 27 octobre 2010 - 06:22
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Lemuel Shepardstein will be having a dradlicious Hanukka this year.
Modifié par Bennyjammin79, 27 octobre 2010 - 06:26 .
#38
Posté 27 octobre 2010 - 08:09
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christmas DLC turning shepards guns into candy canes and gingerbread launchers, santa clause themed armour for shep and gnome costumes for the rest of the crew and a new model for the hammer head - santa's sleigh..
also i would be content with christmas trees and fake snow around afterlife or the citadel...
also i would be content with christmas trees and fake snow around afterlife or the citadel...
#39
Posté 27 octobre 2010 - 12:13
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just for once, the whole crew gets happily drunk.
#42
Posté 27 octobre 2010 - 06:53
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HHS_spartan wrote...
Haha nah rupert washed his hands... yesterday sometime
lol well said
#44
Posté 27 octobre 2010 - 08:52
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● What about Christmas Tree in the corner of SIS deck and elves jumping around the tree?
● or crew members who come and sit on Commander's lap and making a wish one by one?
Just imagine that.... Miranda's ass on the Shepard's lap.... just instantly erection...
● or crew members who come and sit on Commander's lap and making a wish one by one?
Just imagine that.... Miranda's ass on the Shepard's lap.... just instantly erection...
#45
Posté 27 octobre 2010 - 10:31
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It would be a nice touch for the Normandy to be decorated on holidays, all based on your system clock
#46
Posté 30 octobre 2010 - 06:16
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Dude, if Bioware made a DLC pack that was Christmas themed....omg I'd go crazy
#47
Posté 30 octobre 2010 - 06:40
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original song can be found here
Who Spiked the Eggnog? – Normandy version sung by Kelly Chambers (feat. Doc Chakwas)
K:It was Christmas Eve
My friends were all in town
We were singing Christmas carols
As the snow was falling down
And I don’t know for certain
How it happened, or who’s to blame.
But someone at that party
Ought to be ashamed.
Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
I know the culprit’s here.
Who, who brought the booze?
To the Christmas party this year.
Crew: Who spiked the eggnog!
K:Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
It smells like rum in here.
Who, who snuck it in?
We’re gonna feel it tomorrow I fear.
The first round went down easy,
The second, one nice and smooth.
By the third my head was spinning around.
And that’s when I got the clue
To tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
Come on and show your face.
Who, who brought the sauce?
Look out, I’m on the case!
Crew: Hey! Was it Hadley?
K: With a flask of brandy?
Crew: Hawthorne?
K: He was by the bar!
Crew: What about Rol?
K: He was all alone!
Hey I saw Gold,
With a bottle in his hand!
Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
They’ve all got guilty eyes.
Who, who’s got the grog?
It’s gotta be one of these guys!
Crew:We like the eggnog!
More eggnog!
K: Ken and Gabby were sneaking around,
Patel looks guilty to me.
Rupert’s curled up on the couch
Might have been Doc,
Could have been Doc,
Probably was Doc,
Must have been Doc.
D: Don’t look at me!
I just got here!
K: Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
I know the culprit is here.
Who, who’s been hiding the hooch?
At the Christmas party this year.
Crew: We love the eggnog!
K: Tell me who spiked the eggnog?
Tell me, tell me who could it be?
Hey, it’s pretty good stuff!
Who knows it could have been me!
Crew: You?
Yea!
Who Spiked the Eggnog? – Normandy version sung by Kelly Chambers (feat. Doc Chakwas)
K:It was Christmas Eve
My friends were all in town
We were singing Christmas carols
As the snow was falling down
And I don’t know for certain
How it happened, or who’s to blame.
But someone at that party
Ought to be ashamed.
Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
I know the culprit’s here.
Who, who brought the booze?
To the Christmas party this year.
Crew: Who spiked the eggnog!
K:Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
It smells like rum in here.
Who, who snuck it in?
We’re gonna feel it tomorrow I fear.
The first round went down easy,
The second, one nice and smooth.
By the third my head was spinning around.
And that’s when I got the clue
To tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
Come on and show your face.
Who, who brought the sauce?
Look out, I’m on the case!
Crew: Hey! Was it Hadley?
K: With a flask of brandy?
Crew: Hawthorne?
K: He was by the bar!
Crew: What about Rol?
K: He was all alone!
Hey I saw Gold,
With a bottle in his hand!
Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
They’ve all got guilty eyes.
Who, who’s got the grog?
It’s gotta be one of these guys!
Crew:We like the eggnog!
More eggnog!
K: Ken and Gabby were sneaking around,
Patel looks guilty to me.
Rupert’s curled up on the couch
Might have been Doc,
Could have been Doc,
Probably was Doc,
Must have been Doc.
D: Don’t look at me!
I just got here!
K: Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
I know the culprit is here.
Who, who’s been hiding the hooch?
At the Christmas party this year.
Crew: We love the eggnog!
K: Tell me who spiked the eggnog?
Tell me, tell me who could it be?
Hey, it’s pretty good stuff!
Who knows it could have been me!
Crew: You?
Yea!
Modifié par RomanticPessimist, 30 octobre 2010 - 06:45 .
#48
Posté 30 octobre 2010 - 07:41
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My Shepard will spend it with a bottle of Scotch.
#49
Posté 30 octobre 2010 - 07:48
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A DLC with something like this would be funny 
#50
Posté 31 octobre 2010 - 12:29
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wow everyone in this thread is a role playing no lifer. really sad.
